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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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FrenchToasty posted:



I would play as him forever.

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Snaffoo posted:

This is taking a sizable jump back in content, but what is Heimerdinger doing with/to his stumped leg in this page?

Jumping back to him too cuz I'm still worried about the little guy. :ohdear:

It looks like he's soldering an iron pegleg or something.

Edit: what up

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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I can't form the words to describe this comic to my friends. It's transcendent.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Incredible brain-melting moments like that aside, I think the best part of TGT is the little tidbits that are treated as throwaways but give us great insight into the characters. The hardest I've laughed at this whole thing is Bugs asking Rob to use a coaster in the hideout, because why the gently caress would the same person who wrote that Mario/Troll King fight sequence consider that important enough for a whole frame on its own?

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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visceril posted:

i have to admit putting
my cumback on the last
post was a good troll. u
guys are all right so i
guess its ok if u know
about the secrets of us
trolls.

i will tell you guys
about the organic of the
trolls.

you fags may think our
king is the first troll
ever, but that's because
your a retard. if you payed
attention you would of know=>
n that our boss is the last
of the OLd Ones.

the Old ONes was the first
trolls ever. them trolls
make even me look like a fag
because of how much they owned.

but the very first troll of all
is simply called Jeff. thats his
trole name. jeffs trolling was
so epic that it even reaches to
today way after he died. back
when he was called loki, his
biggest troll on his noob brother
thor was to make all his movies
and comic books suck donkeyass.

later, jeff invented the words
of death when he used them on
argos back when he was called
hermes.

anyway, u remember that guy with
2 dicks and fore balls? well jeff
had way more dicks and balls too.
thats why he had soe many kids. in
fact he had so many kids that they
became embreaded and thats why the
Oled ones werent cool and handsome
like Jeff. but that was not a quin=>
=>tessence because jeff was trolling
his kids by makeing them ugly that
is how epic a troll jeff was.

anyways thats teh story of jeff la=>
=>ter fags. if youse dont piss me
off with how retarded you are i
might tell you more about us trolls

Everything you posted is correct.

RIP Teemo.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Porky must be sobering up, his speech impediment is reasserting itself.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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I can't believe Tom didn't think of poison sooner, but suck it Sylvester, he finally got that mouse.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Lazerbot's really doing a lot more telling than showing lately.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Rather Dashing posted:

Any one of the Star Wars films.

Lazerbot account spotted

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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"I coulda sworn I got game!"

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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arachnobot posted:

It has some pig-like features, I wonder if it's somehow the corpse of Porky that's had stuff done to it? :stare:

God I hope this is true

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Simply reading that rant made me feel baptized by fire

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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The perspective and motion of the second frame is blowing my mind, it's like Garry's gonna jump right out of my monitor and punch me in the face.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Put a floor in this one, Demaro

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Plutonis posted:

He's my personal Messiah because unlike Jesus he gives no shits. :allears:

"Whatever, fig tree, bear whatever you want whenever you want."

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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heres you go, indeed

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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You can tell people are getting tired of this, new pages barely merit any discussion. And Demaro, buddy, if you had time to say "dammit I missed one" you probably could have just, yknow, gotten that one instead.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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I love how Garry even poo poo talks himself, get back you moron

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Hitmen for Destiny was amazing, I was hooked from the very first page. The agonizingly long and confusing stuff on the boat was kind of a pain, but other than that it was well-crafted and fun.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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nerdbot posted:

And wait, Kermit DID say all the Muppets killed themselves but Animal and Miss Piggy...did Big Bird commit seppuku or what?

The Muppets and Sesame Street are like squares and rectangles. All squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares. Though I don't know which direction the Muppet/Sesame side of that simile goes.

And Rob needs to use Throw Voice at some point, the ultimate counter-troll.

hey skeever
butt

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

I think it's funny how we think lazerbot is cool but is basically an alien, and how bringing him into our atmosphere would make him immediately die. I'm not saying it's not true but it's funny.

If Something Awful were a planet the atmosphere would be 100% methane.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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So I figured out what "Do schticky to your body" means

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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scarycave posted:



Nice call back to the Mario vs Luigi fight on the current page.

Anytime, anyplace, to any body!

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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hasturhasturhastur posted:

you have a bloody bah J J?

Like va-jayjay but with a b.

(vagina)

I love this new troll, slickidy hola. Maybe he'll be able to resist granny's neckbreaking abilities.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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I just love that Elmer Fudd saying "hello lad" would actually sound like "hewwo wadd"

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Rob's in Sovngarde now.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Paramemetic posted:

Lazerbot just dropped a Buddha Dharma teaching on us. Jesus.

See, if you hadn't become attached to Rob this would not affect you. Look how your attachments make you all so sad!

Although it gets weird there at the end where he says he has an attachment to breaking our attachments.

You can't reach Nirvana if you actively *want* to reach Nirvana, but it's obviously a motivational force. Lazerbot has just reached enlightenment and this is the only way to communicate it to the rest of us.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Cop-out or not, I'm riding the Lazertrain and never getting off

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Lazerbot really delving into the world of TES makes me wish the swearing mudcrabs would make an appearance.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Paramemetic posted:

This isn't the vomit of a sick person, but the loving vomit of a nurturing mother bird.

I'm in love with this analogy.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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cyfad posted:

oh lazerbot :allears:



It's important to understand and appreciate your own strengths as an artist and storyteller.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Cannot get over those last three panels, absolutely incredible.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Kermit's demonstration of how to be patient, alone, makes clear LB's command over his medium.

I can't possibly agree with this sentiment enough. That segment was pure genius.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Hello Kitty is Eva Braun

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Knuckles has taken a page out of Silver's book when it comes to flirting

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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I won't be impressed unless the pool cue continues through to impale a baby

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Eau de MacGowan posted:

David the Hedgehog, presumably he uses his super speed to steal fresh hot pies from windowsills.



I don't know, with those patches on his clothes he can probably busk at the speed of light.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Young Freud posted:

He swapped out his weed for 'roids.

Smart weed? No.

Strong weed.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Wasabi the J posted:

If you censor TGT what the gently caress is left other than weird fanart?

I've got a good feeling about this.

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


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Aristobulus posted:

I can't tell if that robot she gets placed into is actually from a Sonic game or if he made it up.

I like how that's Robotnik's go-to option instead of, yknow, a locked room.

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