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Really excited | 76 | 46.34% | |
Kind of excited | 16 | 9.76% | |
Not really excited | 6 | 3.66% | |
My team sucks, why bother | 6 | 3.66% | |
My team sucks, this is going to rule | 51 | 31.10% | |
Which teams will be good, I need to know who to root for | 9 | 5.49% | |
Total: | 164 votes |
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He's also 33, so that might just be normal aging Also, Prince Fielder hit a 600-foot dinger in batting practice today which is cool
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 23:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:40 |
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Wait, Adam Dunn went 6-for-94 against lefties last year? That's horrifying.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 23:43 |
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Mahoning posted:I couldn't imagine a 600 ft home run. Yeah, that's just it, they found the ball 611 feet from home plate. For all we know, it went like 470 in the air, bounced off concrete another 50 feet, and rolled another 90.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 02:31 |
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I think the legend goes that he was roommates with a Royals scout for a while, too
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 08:22 |
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Better, yeah, but not good, at least yet. Lots of young dudes coming up looking to wreck the league, at least. The parks owns and you should go even if you don't care about the team, it's loving beautiful
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 09:27 |
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Open Mariners Gameday to a Peguero dinger gently caress YEAH BASEBALL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:10 |
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explosivo posted:Oh, I mean I love Dinger machine. Dinger machine is great. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Big Pink Flamingoes.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:16 |
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I love this exciting new Mariners offense that only scores runs off of dingers
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:24 |
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Senf posted:gently caress it, send the the Dinger Machine to the Mariners. the YOSPOS cat thread is the best thread on the forums and I will fight all who say otherwise
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:30 |
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What A Friend We Have In Jesus
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:30 |
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So on a scale of 1 to '62 Mets, how bad are the A's going to be this year?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:46 |
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And yeah, Montero had "his opportunity to catch" and in it he dropped a pop fly and took more balls to the face than [INSERT SOPHOMORIC JOKE HERE]. Time to CIF/DH, Jesus.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:47 |
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Senf posted:Goin' with 2006 Cards I'm cool with that
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:48 |
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I'll make the Spring Training GDT, we're cluttering the hell out of the N/V thread e: i'm assuming we're just going with the "massive monthly GDT" plan
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 22:49 |
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HOLY poo poo A FREE Marlins CELL PHONE POUCH
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 23:53 |
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If you hit one off the dolphin on the fly it's worth seven runs and the player who hits it gets to fail one PED test without penalty
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 00:49 |
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And if you hit that sun-looking thing, it triggers "MULTI-RUN MODE" where everybody from the offensive team, including the coaches and batboys, pours out the dugout toward home plate and runs the bases and if the defensive team pushes you to the ground, you're out and everybody that runs all four bases without getting knocked down counts as a run
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 00:55 |
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jeffersonlives posted:And this right here is why the Mariners are lunatics/idiots for continuing the charade. Yeah, a couple more trainwrecks like today and I'm 100% with you on it But with the Mariners' luck, he'll catch until March 16th, when he tears his ACL diving for a foul pop and is out for the year and never fully recovers from it
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 01:23 |
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Ten million years from now, extraterrestrial beings will land on the decaying husk that was Earth, and the first thing they find will be the dinger machine and their historybooks will note how we were a primitive, carbon-based lifeform that worshipped a pastel machine with flamingoes and dolphins on it
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 01:36 |
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lolquote:"[The St. Louis pitchers] understand his value more than sabermetricians could ever start to pick it apart, and what other people inside the game even understand," said Cards manager Mike Matheny. "There's so many intangibles. You can't put numbers to the things that this guy does in helping this team win. And I think that's [exemplified by] two world championships since he's taken over behind the plate." Oh good, Matheny's even worse than La Russa
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 08:21 |
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gyroball posted:Stuff like that doesn't even put him close to La Russa's worst sins. Well obviously, but it clearly counts as "not really that good of a start" when I'm pretty sure John Kruk used the same logic towards the contract on Baseball Tonight
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 08:57 |
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By hitting twelve dingers per game, duh
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 04:52 |
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Any negatives regarding Corey Hart are balanced out by the poor man having to hear "I wear my sunglasses at night" lines despite the fact they stopped being funny to him at 10
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 05:07 |
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Groucho Marxist posted:That's his walk up music so I guess he likes it Wait, really? OK, gently caress all y'all Corey Hart rules
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 05:12 |
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For god's sake Colby, at the bare goddamn minimum get a haircut and shave and wash your goddamn face before the photoshoot. Lose the baseball uniform and we could post that photo in goons.jpeg and no one would be the wiser
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 22:52 |
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And of all the dudes on the '86 World Champion Mets, Lenny Dykstra's the one who serves the most jail time
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 22:53 |
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Yeah, right after I posted it, I realized that Strawberry and I think Gooden served really short sentences, so I updated to say the most jail time
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 22:56 |
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Yeah, Strawberry served 40 days in jail and a shitload of probations, and Gooden served seven months with 5 years of probation
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 22:58 |
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Mr.Showtime posted:Hello Tony! I am both nowhere near right wing enough and have too few cats to be Tony La Russa
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 23:41 |
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FairGame posted:Not that I'm scoobi-ing you, but aren't you the one who lives on a farm and has like 17 cats (only like 3 of which are indoors, because hey; it's a farm) or something? 2 inside and 2 in a nice room in my barn. now stop helldumping me
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 00:56 |
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Of course, we also get every cat in a three-mile radius coming up to the front door and meowing for food, so
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 00:57 |
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That was a gift from the YOSPOS cat thread, don't be hatin' Seriously, I go there after baseball games to relieve my blood pressure. Works amazingly well
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 01:02 |
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My favorite part was the BP pitcher warming up by throwing the ball at the camera
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 01:05 |
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Scrotos posted:What if they are division foes? I mean I will be happy for the Pirates to finish over .500, but the minute they start contending for the division they can go fall apart again. Hell, I've got two titles, I'd be fine with everyone else in the division winning one. Even the Cubs.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 01:48 |
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Harlock posted:I want one person from every team to imitate Kurkjian before Spring Training is over. a) He sounds much more like Tim than the other guy b) They're going to force the poor man into retirement
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 03:29 |
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stuart scott irl posted:An esteemed colleague of mine wrote this and I thought it might be a cool discussion piece in a spring training N/V thread: Without looking at his: C: Brian McCann 1B: Joey Votto 2B: Dustin Ackley SS: Troy Tulowitzki 3B: Evan Longoria LF: Bryce Harper CF: Justin Upton RF: Matt Kemp DH: Jesus Montero Bench: Matt Wieters Bench: Ryan Braun Bench: Ryan Zimmerman Bench: Elvis Andrus SP1: Tim Lincecum SP2: Felix Hernandez SP3: Adam Wainwright SP4: Josh Johnson SP5: Yovani Gallardo SP6: Stephen Strasburg Bullpen: Neftali Feliz Bullpen: Yu Darvish Bullpen: Zach Greinke Bullpen: Matt Cain Bullpen: Matt Moore
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 04:48 |
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Man, I'm way more conservative than everyone else, especially on the SP side. I just don't trust minor-league SP prospects to not blow their arms out
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 05:15 |
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xie posted:lol if your team doesnt have matt moore I'm going the Neftali Feliz route with him closing for the first two years and starting after that e: vvvvv Yeah, there's a dearth of good young secondbasemen, who's left after Dustin Ackley, Robbie Cano, and Pedroia?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 05:33 |
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jeffersonlives posted:Despite the age difference I think Pedroia and Cano are considerably more likely to have more years at 2B left than Ackley. Between Montero and Ackley, is there absolutely anybody on the Mariners you're not pessimistic about?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 06:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:40 |
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And Felix Hernandez doesn't count, he's a golden god in every shape of the word
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 06:27 |