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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247250038822223872 A real spicy one from this afternoon.
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Whole lotta mad stupid rear end turning point people in those comments.
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Apr 7, 2020 09:26
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I haven't seen that many people get upset at an Onion/Clickhole post since "gently caress Yeah! Free Triangle!"
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Apr 7, 2020 09:38
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247178460675612680
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Apr 7, 2020 15:36
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Where is the old one, “woman just lying about harassment to get free death threats?”
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This is an instant classic.
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https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1247941692575154178
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247920651920453637
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Apr 10, 2020 05:25
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holy gently caress
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Apr 10, 2020 12:50
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Same day: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1248280037087993858 I thought about posting both of those but decided it might be a bit much.
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1250802153574346754
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Apr 16, 2020 17:54
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As a Dane, I can vouch for #3
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Apr 16, 2020 18:19
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1250400233332322309 Originally posted 10/16/13
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Apr 16, 2020 18:32
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I was not aware they were still doing the Alan Alda thing.
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Apr 16, 2020 20:51
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Scientists Announce They Have Probably Successfully Taught Sign Language To Snakes
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And just like that he's not a fun flop anymore. It's like when they show what Trump would look like if he had let his hair be natural. Honestly seeing BoJo like that is doing me head in.
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Somebody pointed out on Facebook that the sign should read "Clothed Due To Corvid"
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Apr 21, 2020 23:34
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The bottom quips are always so good
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Apr 21, 2020 23:43
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I saw it captioned something like "stop the quarantine, I want to get off!" edit: also the grocery list Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Not The Onion but it's actually OK: DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1253061520961024000
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Press Secretary Boris Spicer Baron von Eevl posted:I saw it captioned something like "stop the quarantine, I want to get off!" “BEAT IT “WE’RE CLOSED”
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This got a bonus guffaw from me due to my recent re-reading of George's Marvelous Medicine.
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1253751571562795010
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For some reason, the writers at the Onion seem to love the town of Schaumburg, IL, a place inexorably plagued by the modern world's meaningless, consumer-focused culture and the despair that comes hand in hand with it. Here's a sampling of the Onion's reporting from Schaumburg: Schaumburg Man Dimly Aware Of Shadowy, Non-Schaumburg World Out There World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall Area Father Remembers When He Thought Killing Family, Self Was Crazy National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days List Of Things Man Wants To Do Before He Dies Just List Of TV Shows
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Apr 26, 2020 19:44
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The Onion's offices are located in Chicago, so it's a town that they'd be familiar with. Maybe someone higher up lives there?
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Apr 26, 2020 19:49
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I used to work there, they are all 100% true
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Apr 26, 2020 20:02
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This one almost broke me, I am very tired. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1255951031122493443
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May 1, 2020 07:45
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oh my god lol
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1255960131491299328 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1256281744254345217 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1256290296935088128
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gently caress
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The recommends led me to discover this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjfrJzdx7DA
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