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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.


Is this like the fourth and fifth time Kelly has admitted to adultery?

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News Outlets

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

The image of the rover doing donuts in the Martian sand is great.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1362513479165427712

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1362814218710441985

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009





ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1363949469209927682

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1363877504096874502

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1363994516483694592

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1364326936491806723

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1367506409802379264

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

They could have just stuck with the headline, but the article is great, too.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1369033968214044675

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1369354746872672266

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Dang dicknose don't tuck that money under your eyelids!


Pillbug


This one was better:

https://clickhole.com/10-telltale-signs-that-daddy-s-home-1825121329/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1370455340488228871

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1370455340488228871

And one that's not on Twitter for some reason:
Senator Can’t Believe It’s Already Been A Year Since He Boosted Stock Portfolio With Classified Coronavirus Information

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1370501113716355078

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

Weird. Very weird.
It's weird in here.


clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1372265496599535622

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1374050769213784072

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






Reductress has had some really good material lately.

Help! My Boyfriend Won’t Stop Describing Things as ‘Lovecraftian’

Store That Pays $8 an Hour Wants to be Informed of Any College Honors

BIPOC Woman ‘Encouraged to Apply’ Learns to Live Off Encouragement

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR


It's pretty weird that The Onion would hire someone to spy on my entire life and then write articles about it.
Parents Can’t Tell If Pandemic Inhibited Toddler’s Social Skills Or If He’s Just Taking After Dad
47% Of Toddler's Face Encrusted (for this one you need to replace 'toddler' with 'infant')

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.theonion.com/prince-harry-fired-from-startup-after-old-photos-emerge-1846543695

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1375462696791986178?s=21

Mmhmm

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao the controller

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

I really wanted a gold star, too

CDC Places Star Stickers On Bulletin Board Next To Names Of Americans Who Followed Rules Whole Pandemic

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1374754159476547596

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1375810202260406278

Don’t bother with the article but that is an A+ headline

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1376602386916118532

https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1376580085373878278

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006



Bleak Gremlin

This article is stupid in exactly the right way to crack me up:
The Curse Continues: A Fifth Mule Has Drowned In The New England Aquarium’s Mule Tank

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006



Bleak Gremlin

I only realized this now, but this old Clickhole video seems to be tagged in such a way that it's part of Kids Youtube, so all the related videos are Peppa Pig and stuff.

Presumably, some kid being babysat by youtube could end up with it on their feed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxgAfVjHSM

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012


Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I only realized this now, but this old Clickhole video seems to be tagged in such a way that it's part of Kids Youtube, so all the related videos are Peppa Pig and stuff.

Presumably, some kid being babysat by youtube could end up with it on their feed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxgAfVjHSM

good. kids need to know what's up.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

morallyobjected posted:

good. kids need to know what's up.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

morallyobjected posted:

good. kids need to know what's up.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

You know what? The kids are alright.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1377735053959118850

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1238192553574490112

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



shot



chaser

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.


Pillbug

I miss satire.

Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1379856689906790401

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ball Hard Enough.


The Onion don't miss

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1379872147028516866

Also I just watched the entirety of Sex House today and it's so good.

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.


Pillbug


This is fantastic.

I also enjoyed Rats Scramble To Hide Fully Functioning Amusement Park And Resort They Built As Workers Return To Office

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Was not prepared for how much I loved that photo.

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.


Pillbug

The Curse Continues: A Fifth Mule Has Drowned In The New England Aquarium’s Mule Tank

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010



This is the most heartfelt article about Prince Phillips.
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1380577573286125571?s=19

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