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Guy Who Moved to NYC Six Months Ago Lauds Onion Post Poking Fun at Different Guy Who Moved There Slightly Later
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Yesterday's no-good teen busboys had to smoke cigarettes out back in the alleyway.
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This but for Garrison Keillor. Area Woman Quietly Satisfied To Have Concrete Evidence Backing Up Years-Long Hatred Of Matt Lauer
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I know a painter named Paige. I think she probably got a zillion people sending this to her, even though her boyfriend is super supportive. A funny, subtly demeaning meme aimed at a more functional relationship than one's own is going to trump the truth any day.
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calandryll posted:A Very Fatal Murder was just released. I'm on the first couple of episodes of so far. Cover pretty much every trope in murder podcasts ever. Hoping this is the perfect palate cleanser after hearing some of the more gut-wrenching Small Town Dicks (which is not an onion podcast) episodes.
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Lysidas posted:Yeah - this is fantastic. I loved the boxbox.com ad. It captures the tone so well my hand strays for the "skip fifteen seconds ahead" button when I hear an ad.
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veni veni veni posted:Is there something to hate about those google/alexa things? I've never used one and feel very neutral about them existing. It's either:
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StandardVC10 posted:Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison of Own Creation Must be his wife in the bathroom https://local.theonion.com/twas-hubris-led-me-here-thinks-naked-woman-sitting-o-1819580343
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Senior Woodchuck posted:But wait, there's more: quote:You know, Daddy, you don’t have to work on your website forever. Maybe you could get a different job! My friend Madison’s daddy is a doctor. He helps sick people get better.
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The Onion article is what spurred me to look for the shooting, and I eventually found it, two clicks and a scroll halfway through my newsfeed.
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Weak-Willed Intellectual Infant Checks To See How Many More Pages Left In Book Chapter
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it's kinda the web site version of those t-shirts that say "Enjoy Jesus Christ" instead of "Enjoy Coca-Cola."
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Ugh, Morgan, how are you so good at everything.
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Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair https://www.theonion.com/fisher-price-recalls-dangerous-30-foot-tall-high-chair-1838749032
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zoux posted:I was one of the first people to say the obelisk was good, folks. Love the runes, make a lot of people mad, but that's ok, I'm looking very strongly into voting for the runes, and we're going to do that. I'm a rune voter. Sure, this is not my ideal obelisk, but its positioning on the m̵̜͂̎ą̸̤̝̂i̵̛̭̻̼͝n̸͈̲̞͗̿ ̶̛̫̱̌̿w̴̩̬̾̓ë̴͚́̄̚d̸̗̫̐̉̈́ͅg̷̘͋͝ë̶̪͛ ̷͖̆͜ŗ̷̭͒̅û̴͙ṉ̷͠ͅë̴̯͛̚ş̸̤̱̌̚ *drools*
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Haunting Photographs Capture Empty Spaces Around The Country Amid Shelter-In-Place Orders it's a series of photos of various glory holes
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This got a bonus guffaw from me due to my recent re-reading of George's Marvelous Medicine.
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Watch What Happens When You Zoom In On This Bread
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Kids these days don’t understand how important batteries once were. Every toy I had ran on some sort of replaceable battery and there were never enough of them. I would have really appreciated Elmo coming over to slice open his abdomen so I could grab as many batteries out of the inside of his body as I wanted.
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Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes
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ultrafilter posted:Killjoy to the World would be an incredible forums name. quote:“For years, people have flocked here to see Mount Rushmore, but now South Dakota is also a great place to just come and die,” said Gov. Kristi Noem in a prepared statement, which touted the dwindling availability of ICU beds, lack of a statewide mask mandate, and opportunity to take one’s last, fluid-filled breaths amidst the scenic backdrop of Badlands National Park.
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Really saw Ted Cruz in that photo for a second
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Germany Imposes Nationwide Lockdown For Unvaccinated Peoplequote:“Geographically speaking, this is exactly like Nazi Germany.”
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I like to think Maine's most popular search term is not a list, but in fact, the #1 most common search, verbatim, by thousands of very specific New Englanders.
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Carthag Tuek posted:Everything Listed In The Queen’s Will And Where It’s Going 
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KillHour posted:I get that it's part of the joke that there's an ad between every sentence, but it's really annoying. If so, my adblocker didn't get the joke: I didn't see a single one.
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This one entered my head for no reason I can account for today Okay, Ladies, Now Let’s Get In Formation: 5 Ridiculously Fun Bachelorette Party Destinations Where You Can Lap Up Gallons Of Cola And Rip rear end With Your Best Gals https://clickhole.com/okay-ladies-now-let-s-get-in-formation-5-ridiculousl-1836833007/
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