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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

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 All Y'All Urged To Go gently caress Yo' Selves

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Brother Jonathan posted:

Not a single article, but a whole series. From when Obama won the election in November 2008 to his inauguration in January 2009, The Onion had a series of short paragraphs in the "News in Brief" section on horrific accidents suffered by President Bush:



The Biden series was linked earlier, but no one has linked my favorite:

Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's

I loved all of these horrible Bush accident articles because they always ended the same.

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President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital.

No matter how horrible the injuries. Except for that last one...

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