THE CAKE IS IN CHARGE NOW. THE CAKE IS IN CHARGE NOW. THE CAKE IS IN CHARGE NOW. THE CAKE IS YOUR LOOOOOOORD! I'm actually 36 in a few months, so the third song should come in handy! Edit: Beaten!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 10:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:57 |
Owlkill posted:How Much Of A Procrastinator Are you? I fully expected the joke to be that you are not a true procrastinator if you finish the quiz.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 17:55 |
6 Times Tobey Maguire Had A Public Meltdown Because Nobody Would Call Him ‘Tugboat Maguire’
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 17:26 |
Broenheim posted:World's Top Scientists Ponder: What If The Whole Universe Is, Like, One Huge Atom? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe As usual, reality is ahead of satire.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 13:19 |
People react to the first 10 minutes of "Up"
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 19:23 |
He's Palestinian. She's Israeli. Both Of Them Incorrectly Summarize The Movie 'Blade' This was linked at the end of the deaf woman protagonist video, and I can't believe it hasn't been posted yet.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 20:08 |
Heartwarming: This Sick Kid Decided To Use His Last Breaths To Blow Up Gerard Butler’s Air Mattress
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 21:53 |
Talking To Your Child About The WTC Attack They should make an updated version of this...
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 13:45 |
Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason An old classic. Maybe I am the only one who finds this hilarious, but the punch-line gets me every time. I want to read a book set in the implied future setting of this article.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 09:27 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kinpjDK4Yp0 Beautiful: This Video Shows Why We Need Diversity In Hollywood.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 20:15 |
http://www.spagmag.org/issue-63/you-are-an-online-clickbait-satirist-can-you-hack-it-in-the-if-world/ The latest issue of SPAG actually has a long article about the ClickVentures.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 10:08 |
Who's loving: Isaac and Doris The deadpan "they are all loving very very hard", when talking about their kids, gets me every time.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 09:48 |
Progress: The USDA Is Adding Rosa Parks To The Food Pyramid
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 11:44 |
7 Easy, Delicious Vegetarian Meals That Thomas Jefferson And Neil Armstrong Make Together In Hell
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 13:07 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CfBLaREGYo I've been rewatching old Onion shows, and Dr. Good is really underrated. Dr. Tanas is a great character, and The Perfect Human lives up to the hype.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 20:55 |
This Church Choir’s Rendition Of ‘Christ Cometh To My House And Eats All Of My Food’ Is Absolutely Stunning
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 22:50 |
Doing It His Way: Sean Spicer Just Referred To Reporters As ‘Contestants’ And Told Them They’re On Something Called ‘The Spice Of Life’
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 14:26 |
The 5 Hottest Guys In The Handmaid’s Tale You Didn’t Even Notice Because That’s Not What It’s About Jesus Christ
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 22:30 |
How Well Do You Know 'The Hobbett'?
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 07:22 |
6 Ways Tom Petty Needs To Step His poo poo Up Now That Prince Is Gone R.I.P.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:36 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qip9wSaBs98 It even became an olympic sport, just like he said it would .
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 13:34 |
https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/961258264355856388
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 20:22 |
Report: Make It Stop
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 20:32 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Rzy9cWlFU Listening to the Tigerwing Chronicles really is quite soothing.
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 21:06 |
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 19:44 |
https://www.theonion.com/fbi-can-t-bring-themselves-to-bust-guy-torrenting-every-1819575277 Flashback to a more innocent time, where this is what Robert Mueller was doing. (I found this while googling for a way to watch all four seasons of Picket Fences).
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 18:15 |
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1020344331499012096 Peter Rosenthal is a national treasure.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 20:35 |
https://www.theonion.com/the-onions-tips-for-getting-a-good-nights-sleep-1819595635 Tigerwing Chronicles is from the latter half of this video. SimonChris has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Sep 23, 2018 |
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 07:34 |
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1055157222987218944 https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1055213698074189825
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 13:36 |
Review: ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Delivers With A Beautifully Rendered World, But Stumbles As An Immersive Experience Due To Its Smooth Jazz Soundtrack
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 08:36 |
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1087800624090091520
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 14:06 |
https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254 posted:Who would’ve thought about the hamburger unless a chef make it? That’s precisely what this chef make—a hamburger that was burger to the bone, and nothing but! The chef (no name) give it all the right stuff a hamburger require to be make: The shape (mound), the smell (hamburger), the distance (near!). Foodie, did you honestly not believe hamburger could be done? Well, it looks like this chef make a hamburger out of food...and fool out of you! https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2019 14:57 |
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1108760178911035392
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 15:29 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kinpjDK4Yp0 The Matrix just turned 20, so this seems like a good time to repost this
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 15:15 |
https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/1115687616857477123
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 10:58 |
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1129110232389562373 This just feels good to read.
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 20:57 |
TheOnion posted:At press time, officials at nearby Memorial Hospital confirmed that, in addition, a dozen adult males died in the fire, all of them loving fathers who had gone out to the store several years earlier and were just on their way back home with big presents for their children when they saw the fire and tried to save the trapped dogs.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 15:26 |
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1164231208466812928
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 08:17 |
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1167512352717250560 I like it when they just go completely surreal.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 08:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 02:57 |
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1184816865434132481
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 14:06 |