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Malachi Constant posted:The also had one for Most Used Words In The ‘I Have A Dream’ Speech. Racial Harmony is like pie. I like pie. My eventual assassination. Mistress. Taekwando.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 08:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:25 |
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Didn't take the Onion long to fire back about the facebook debacle. LINK
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 18:54 |
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The best thing about clickhole tags is they only have 1 article per tag. They're intentionally useless.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 17:18 |
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Loving the new Clickhole Quiz. http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-grandpas-stories-have-you-heard-797 Wow! You’ve heard just about all of Grandpa’s stories. You’ve heard about the time he stormed the beaches of Normandy in 1973, the time he stole the golden transcontinental railroad spike but put it back later without anyone noticing, and the time he invented Spider-Man by mailing Stan Lee a live tarantula.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 17:21 |
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Came here to quote this, perhaps the best online quiz anywhere.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 20:40 |
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Babe Magnet posted:
The hashtag is #LiterallyUnbelievable.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2014 22:20 |
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ultrafilter posted:There's a new 404 page. It's a real number.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 21:18 |
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Edmund Lava posted:The epilogue episode can be skipped though. Other than that Sex House was amazing. The banality was the point.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 07:18 |
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KillHour posted:Being 38 In Hollywood “Not Fun” Says Actress Who’s Never Been 38-Year-Old Toll Booth Operator On The Pennsylvania Turnpike Counterpoint: Screen Actors Guild Develops Retraining Program For 30-Year-Old Actresses Aging Out Of Workforce
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 03:18 |
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An unexpected discovery in this week's Star Wipe: http://www.starwipe.com/video/starwipe-bullpen-bill-cosby-and-oj-simpson-838
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:32 |
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The destroy Boston adventure is pointedly absurd. "Beep!"
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 04:36 |
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The Koch jokes seem dated with the field superdominated by a non-Koch guy.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 19:18 |
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Love all the fb comments that are like "Yeah, they're both funded by the same place!!"
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 05:24 |
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Marco Rubio: Believes capital punishment decisions are best left up to individual police officers
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 21:24 |
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My boss killed me and himself with a lever.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 19:57 |
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That photo of Kiedis explains why Neil Hamburger loves making fun of him. Whatta creep!
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 08:43 |
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Can You Match The Scout Badge To The Reason It Was Revoked From Me? quote:Art Badge:
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 17:05 |
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The lobsterventure is impressive. I got this ending after the ad campaign: Your truthful ad was a complete disaster! It failed to convince voters that you would be a good governor, and it failed to convince voters that the current governor is bad. All you accomplished was making the public respect your integrity and honesty, and the president appoints you chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. Your quest to become governor of Maine failed.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 01:47 |
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"This fresh good milk belongs in a sewer. And I'm gonna put it there."
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 17:31 |
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Slow boil but drat.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 23:51 |
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I ❤️ caravans
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 03:08 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Funnier than Sex House IMO. Welcome to sex house! (0001)
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 02:05 |
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Where is the old one, “woman just lying about harassment to get free death threats?”
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 17:17 |
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Zits sometimes has storylines.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 00:17 |
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I bet the infant loved the drumming. They always do
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 11:33 |
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Go to 3030joe.com
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 23:13 |
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Is this like the fourth and fifth time Kelly has admitted to adultery?
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 05:33 |
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Is that a 911 joke?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2022 01:51 |
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The joke is driven as far into the ground as the Caltech building that studies earthquakes
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2022 07:38 |
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All the stupidest people in the world are here to protect the white boots squeaker
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2023 03:44 |
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It is cruel of you to post pictures of links that on mobile look just like links but can’t be clicked on
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:25 |
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Hertz so good got me
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