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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Racial Harmony is like pie.
I like pie.
My eventual assassination.
Mistress.
Taekwando.

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Didn't take the Onion long to fire back about the facebook debacle.

LINK

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The best thing about clickhole tags is they only have 1 article per tag. They're intentionally useless.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Loving the new Clickhole Quiz.


http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-grandpas-stories-have-you-heard-797

Wow! You’ve heard just about all of Grandpa’s stories. You’ve heard about the time he stormed the beaches of Normandy in 1973, the time he stole the golden transcontinental railroad spike but put it back later without anyone noticing, and the time he invented Spider-Man by mailing Stan Lee a live tarantula.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Came here to quote this, perhaps the best online quiz anywhere.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Babe Magnet posted:



If you only read one tumblr blog, make it Clickhole's, and always read the comments

The hashtag is #LiterallyUnbelievable.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

It's a real number.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Edmund Lava posted:

The epilogue episode can be skipped though. Other than that Sex House was amazing.

The banality was the point.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Counterpoint:

Screen Actors Guild Develops Retraining Program For 30-Year-Old Actresses Aging Out Of Workforce

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
An unexpected discovery in this week's Star Wipe:
http://www.starwipe.com/video/starwipe-bullpen-bill-cosby-and-oj-simpson-838

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The destroy Boston adventure is pointedly absurd. "Beep!"

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The Koch jokes seem dated with the field superdominated by a non-Koch guy.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Love all the fb comments that are like "Yeah, they're both funded by the same place!!"

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Marco Rubio:
Believes capital punishment decisions are best left up to individual police officers

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
My boss killed me and himself with a lever.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
That photo of Kiedis explains why Neil Hamburger loves making fun of him. Whatta creep!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Can You Match The Scout Badge To The Reason It Was Revoked From Me?

quote:

Art Badge:
I made a painting where my Scoutmaster is at the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ and everyone is seated except for him, as he’s giving a standing ovation and slapping together two Thundersticks.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The lobsterventure is impressive. I got this ending after the ad campaign:

Your truthful ad was a complete disaster! It failed to convince voters that you would be a good governor, and it failed to convince voters that the current governor is bad. All you accomplished was making the public respect your integrity and honesty, and the president appoints you chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.

Your quest to become governor of Maine failed.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
"This fresh good milk belongs in a sewer. And I'm gonna put it there."

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Slow boil but drat.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I ❤️ caravans

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Funnier than Sex House IMO.

Welcome to sex house!
(0001)

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Where is the old one, “woman just lying about harassment to get free death threats?”

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Zits sometimes has storylines.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I bet the infant loved the drumming. They always do

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Go to 3030joe.com

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Is this like the fourth and fifth time Kelly has admitted to adultery?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Is that a 911 joke?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The joke is driven as far into the ground as the Caltech building that studies earthquakes

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
All the stupidest people in the world are here to protect the white boots squeaker

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It is cruel of you to post pictures of links that on mobile look just like links but can’t be clicked on

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Hertz so good got me

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