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I like this series of editorials: http://www.theonion.com/articles/seize-him,16505/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/infidel,16407/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-shall-make-an-excellent-queen,16398/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-yes-i-am-still-very-much-alive,16638/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/and-now-for-some-amusement,16640/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/earth-prepare-to-meet-thy-doom,16667/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-old-nemesisso-we-meet-again,17647/
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In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation
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With Romney loving smirking about the deaths at the embassy, this article is less grotesque than actual reality.
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Sep 15, 2012 22:26
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New headline: Government-Dependent Southerner Has Brief, Fleeting Thought About Not Voting For Romney, But Nah
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Brother Jonathan posted:Hilarious! The screen grab: http://www.theonion.com/articles/gallup-poll-rural-whites-prefer-ahmadinejad-to-oba,29677/ They didn't copy it word for word. They deleted the part I bolded: quote:CHARLESTON, WV—According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than U.S. president Barack Obama. “I like him better,” said West Virginia resident Dale Swiderski, who, along with 77 percent of rural Caucasian voters, confirmed he would much rather go to a baseball game or have a beer with Ahmadinejad, a man who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust and has had numerous political prisoners executed, than spend time with Obama. “He takes national defense seriously, and he’d never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does.” According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s Muslim. Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Oct 1, 2012 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Ahahaha This was on last night, while the one calling Obama a pussy was posted this morning. Was it posted after the debates aired? Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Oct 5, 2012 |
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Oct 4, 2012 22:42
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Study: Fame May Shorten Lifespan Have there been any other American Voices that feature someone other than one of their regular photos?
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Robert Denby posted:Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting The guy in the photo looks more like a Spider, or perhaps a Snake, to me.
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FrozenGoldfishGod posted:I read an interview in a newspaper right after the verdict was announced that basically said the same thing as that article regarding Zimmerman's future employment prospects. I think the Onion is being uncharacteristically optimistic and underestimating the amount of wretched people who hail Zimmerman as a hero for killing Martin because he's a proxy for Obama, or because he got to say the n-word AND cracker, or some other equally insane reason.
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The last quote is way more subtle than the Onion's usual last lines, and more than the rest of the article, but it's awesome.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:16
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I like the "just narrating a scene from action movie" articles. The Man We Know Only As The Homunculus Has Defected To Us Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus And of course, the articles by the vile arch-nemesis of Crash Comet, Space Commander from the Year 2000, Gorzo the Mighty, Emperor of the Universe. Any other good ones like that?
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Close-Minded Man Not Even Willing To Hear Out Argument On Why Homosexuality An Abomination I thought the Onion wrote funny parodies, not completely serious right wing articles 
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Tracula posted:This one really isn't very funny, just really drat There are countless of pundits and others who actually do talk about the lower class living the high life though. Another one in the same vein from the 2012 election: Nation's Lower Class Still Waiting For First Mention By Either Presidential Candidate
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Tracula posted:Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops The article says he's wearing a mitre, but he doesn't have it in the picture. Suspension of disbelief ruined.
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itrorev posted:Ok, today I must be a complete idiot because this one went over my head... is the joke that his mom is unaware he's gay? I think the joke is that she's trying to sound progressive but then says something that undoes it at the end.
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I'd imagine that that video might be straight-up illegal in some countries.
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Oh god, the story right after. http://www.theonion.com/articles/unpopular-police-officer-thinking-about-committing,36790/  In lighter news, ol' Diamond Joe is at it again: 'I'm the guy that loves you': Joe Biden flirts with 108-year-old war veteran Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Aug 29, 2014 |
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I know it's in almost every page, but the "Wow" tag is somehow funnier on this one.
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The Duke posted:Sorry if this was posted recently but it's still funny as hell: This is from 2012, but it's one of their trending posts right now. Looks like tons of people are sharing it after last week.
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prefect posted:As noted by somebody else, the Onion knew what was happening years ago: After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016. I'm a bit worried about the prospect a running mate who embodies the ominous dark cloud of racism even better than Trump has so far. 
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When did Kelly start making actual conservative political cartoons and not funny parodies?
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Look at the wife's smirk. It's payback time.
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Again, Kelly drawing an actual Republican talking point instead of a wacky parody
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When did Kelly stop doing silly parodies and start doing actual right wing cartoons?
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Found this in the replies. https://twitter.com/showusyourwork/status/1077985090439991296
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Kelly on the bleeding edge of pop culture, as always  Edit: Oh, I didn't know Miley was in the news again and thought Kelly had just now discovered her new persona. Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Aug 28, 2019 |
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It sounds like there are some abominable ambiverts in this thread. Away with thee, foul aberrations!
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Ragnar34 posted:https://www.theonion.com/first-transgender-athlete-to-compete-in-olympics-1847160526 Ooo, a rare instance of a portrait outside of their rotating stock photos!
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The expression that guy's making is so good that it could be one of those just-a-headline-and-photo deals.
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Jesus loving Christ, Kelly https://www.theonion.com/herschel-s..._source=twitter Linked because I’m lazily phone posting.
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Christe Eleison posted:https://www.theonion.com/smiling-fetterman-asks-oz-if-he-d-mind-slowly-repeating-1849763117 The picture really got me somehow.
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