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Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Zugzwang posted:

It's that time of year again: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic

# ¿ Dec 1, 2013 02:59

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:07

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Nation�s Dogs Vow To Keep Their poo poo Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:03

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

This is the only one that I feel approaches a :drat:

level that a really good Onion article can reach: http://duffelblog.com/Z0Aan

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 21:12

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Industrious Otters Now Capitalizing On Oil Spills

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 03:07

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Quirky Restaurant�s Bathroom Had Better loving Deliver

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:18

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

I want to learn more about Adam SUPERMARKET and his medicinal ape tits.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 21:26

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Charles Schultz vs. Ernie Hudson: Who Should we Arbitrarily Hate Next?

quote:

As the mercenary captain and guide in Congo, led his team directly into a diamond mine knowing full well it was guarded by killer gorillas.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 23:55

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Follow Me if You Want to See the Real Knott's Berry Farm

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See, that�s not where Charlie Brown, Woodstock, and all those other cute, cuddly characters hang out, buddy. And let me tell you from experience: One wrong look at Twitchy Schroeder or One-Eyed Lucy, and you�re toast, brother.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 21:00

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Evil Mastermind posted:

I'll admit: not the tribute strip I was expecting.

Purple ℞ain is actually quite clever.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 17:36

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

The true question is who is wiser: the Wise Ape or Adam SUPERMARKET?

My Parents Spanked Me When I Was Young And It Turned Me Into An Ambitious, Successful Businessman Who Regularly Goes To The Woods To Get Spanked By A Man In A Bird Mask

# ¿ May 11, 2016 18:00

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Vanilla Ice�Who�s Doing Great!�Performs Ninja Turtles Rap At Movie He�s Not Part Of

# ¿ May 25, 2016 15:22

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

NESguerilla posted:

OThis thread should start posting more nostalgic stuff from the 90's and early 00's instead of the same stuff that pops up on my FB feed every day(not that there's anything wrong with that either).

Clinton deploys very special forces to Iraq

Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 07:41

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Science FTW: When This Man�s Dog Took The Good Chair, He Used A Telescope To Shove It Off

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 19:22

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Evil Mastermind posted:

I'll admit: not the Kelly I was expecting.

It's been done

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 19:06

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/825565510418968578

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 18:01

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

What I Learned About Race From Going To See �Get Out,� Learning It Was Sold Out, And Going To See �Lego Batman� Instead

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It taught me that despite the inequality that plagues our society, a black woman can overcome racism and prejudice to become police commissioner of Gotham City.

One day she can even become Batgirl.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 21:17

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/917902646136180736

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 07:33

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Though it will never top Diamond Joe Biden, I�m really digging the �Trump Boys� stories: Intelligence Briefing Interrupted by Sofa-Cushion-Wearing Trump Boys Volunteering to Fight in North Korea

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 17:55

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/989589470713470976?s=21
:sbahj:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 20:49

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

catlord posted:

Chuck E. Cheese�s Pit Boss Tells Floor Attendant To Keep An Eye On Guest Winning Big At Skee-Ball

This led me to Chuck E. Cheese Keyboardist Quits Band To Form Mr. Munch Experience, which might have my favorite header image they�ve done.

# ¿ May 25, 2018 03:37

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 19:59

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1052975863204106240?s=21

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 01:20

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years

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It felt like we spent forever on the cotton gin, but now we�re just blazing through several decades like they�re nothing. One moment it�s the Lewinsky scandal, and the next we�ve got the first black president?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 05:41

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

This might be the best headline they�ve done this election.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1197951405836951555?s=21

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 04:01

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://twitter.com/jamesmurtagh/status/1284898281487826944?s=21

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 03:42

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Inspirational Mugs Your Therapist Doesn�t Want You To See

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 02:48

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:07

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

An all timer.
https://twitter.com/skyler_higley/status/1733203037043249617

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 00:58

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