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Mister Snips posted:It's too perfect a parody, one episode in and i just don't want to watch it It changes pretty drastically in episode two.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Yes, but why is it funny? The people at The Onion are artists. Everything they do has a point. Some of you all are PBFing pretty hard. It's funny because it's a juxtaposition of the perfect image of royalty vs giving birth to demon spawn. It's not that hard.
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TITY BOI posted:The "incredible last line" thing happens so often there needs to be some kind of term for it. Perhaps "punchline"? E: Or is that 
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William Bear posted:White House Officials Confirm Malia Obama Now Seven Feet, Nine Inches Tall And that "little" dude behind Michelle makes it even better. I guess he isn't even shopped, that's just the curve of the ground.
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zoux posted:Haha Jesus Christ.  that's brutal.
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ultrafilter posted:Area Woman Encouraged By Sight Of Other Woman Drinking Beer Alone At Airport Bar Oh wow, didn't see that coming. That's depressing as poo poo.
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muscles like this? posted:Somebody probably had a lot of fun in the Holiday Gift Guide making up fake Clint Eastwood movie titles. "Wild Wet West" 
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Christ, I should call my mom. I don't talk to her enough. A bizarre form of super early onset Alzheimer's runs in her family, and she's getting really close to the age her mother was when she started going downhill fast. My dad is starting to get forgetful and he's only like 60, it freaks me out  Hopefully it's just cause he has a lot of poo poo at work or whatever.
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oh wow I had forgotten what tab this was, hit pretty hard.
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hey pretty girl did you go to college did you get that ph. with all that knowledge i like your boobies in your shirt please let me show you my penis
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internet celebrity posted:I was going to post some quotes but god drat the whole article is hilarious Seriously. "While you are loving your sexual lover, scream loud and smash many porcelain dolls."
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Holy gently caress that last one
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:7 Movies That Originally Had Different Endings It really makes it. Welcome to owl country, idiots!
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Got exactly what I expected, would click again a+++
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I know it's a cliche, but that is literally me. To make up for my annoying no-content post, here's a classic: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/school-bully-not-so-tough-since-being-molested-8848
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Ugh, that hit hard. My grandma spent her last 4 years on the couch in their living room.
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ultrafilter posted:Choose to get the flu, go to the doctor, ask for the radical procedure, and seduce the squirrel. Option #2: Be rich, and in the sights of John Doe. You'll get rid of a couple pounds of flesh right quick. Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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Haha goddamn. Usually you can sorta guess at the punchline, often hit it smack on, just from the headline. This one got me from the blue. Kudos &c, as the say.
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Lmao that's Danish PM Lars "Hitler" Løkke.
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Aramek posted:I like his dog. Also danishes. he trains his dog to bite colored people (his words).
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mcconnell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v-AkSj260
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Krinkle posted:You’re Adam, The First Man! Can You Eat The Right Fruit And Overthrow God? It's not the apple is it
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Rosenthal is the most true and honest critic imo.
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HardDisk posted:I'm almost People used to believe that milk curdles inside the cow when it's distressed and/or cursed.
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just by imagining the smell and the clumps and someone drinking from this and oh god
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Weird. Maybe an actor's contract issue? Link to the playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4NL9i-Fu15hhYGB-d0hmSWD1fcIvLvn1
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They got his song naming scheme down pat. 
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tom petty never had any guitar game. he knows the chords but lmao at a tom petty solo his charm is being incredibly bland and boring and approachable to midwesterners.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:As a guy who has been an armed guard, with the exception of actually pointing the gun, yes, this is a normal thing. You have no idea how boring that poo poo is. Obviously, how the gently caress else would anybody spend time? "Yeah, looking at the hils"
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Jerusalem posted:It's only a matter of time until he snaps and does something “super hosed-up.” Goddamnit get your poo poo together Abu Hajaar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw3SnfVcIn4 bonus sad piano music
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Hannibal Smith posted:No Way! A Conga Line Of Just Bennys? And Who’s The Caboose? omg double benny
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i get what you mean though. as dumb as it is, this is my jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kinpjDK4Yp0
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goddamned inspirational library music
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p sure this is diamond joe in his youth. tall guy in sunglasses dancing up the middle of the stairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo&t=115s
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AtraMorS posted:Are you sure? wtf do u mean
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