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CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Modus Pwnens posted:

Blood/Thirsty

10/10.

BattleMaster posted:

"Boyfriend Dungeon" isn't even a good name because not all the weapons are boys

I'm going to become friends with that cat, and no-one can stop me.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Boyfriend Dungeon strikes me as a game that's extremely natural Kickstarter material.

Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:

I imagine a lot of the rejection, as well as a good amount of the "the name is the problem" stuff was due to it being a game about hot dudes instead of hot girls. "What if we change the name to not emphasize the 'boyfriend' part of the game?" This isn't so much about if "husbando hunters" is a better name (it is, lol), but about kitfox's refusal to erase that aspect of the game entirely. Most publishers are idiotic misogynists who don't realize there's a whole half of the population who are under-catered to in this department and will want you to change your game or your marketing to be more in line with games for straight dudes. They're wrong every time.

This is an extension of the kind of poo poo I've seen first-hand in visual novel publishing, where it has been proven time and time again that women will buy the hell out of your female-protagonist dating sims but the major VN publishers don't want to hear it.

More fujoshi bucks for everyone else.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Phlegmish posted:

Boyfriend Dungeon sounds like a room in a hosed up serial killer's house

Yeah. It sucks as a name. I don't agree that the publishers were seeking a name that would appeal to male audiences.
They are just more keen to detect stupid game titles that won't help a game sell.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




AbstractNapper posted:

Yeah. It sucks as a name. I don't agree that the publishers were seeking a name that would appeal to male audiences.
They are just more keen to detect stupid game titles that won't help a game sell.

Why can't it be both?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
The concept of living weapons and their relationship with their bearer was the basis of one of the most successfull french paper RPG "Bloodlust". It was a really neat concept and yes, having sex with your weapon was possible granted it got the proper mutations. It was a really cool setup, I wish it got declined in a video game.

but this, this looks so bland. Just another dating sim with a different skin

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It was a really cool setup, I wish it got declined in a video game.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touken_Ranbu

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Jesus you folks are way too fixated on the name thing, it's just an example. The rejection isn't because of the name, it's because of the concept of the game as exemplified by the name.

Why are we trying to brainstorm names that would appeal more to the 18-25 straight male demographic

Edit: The title is signalling it's primarily an otome game.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Aug 20, 2018

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

For me boyfriend dungeon makes it sound like a parody game. And unless the hack and slash bit is good and properly deep there’s a high chance it will just drag the game down - Reccetear had a similiar problem with fun shop simulator vs crappy rpg - where the shop stuff actually took a backseat.

Megazver
Jan 13, 2006
I have no problem with the concept of sexygames for people who like hot dudes, but the current title does sound a little serial killer-y, IMO.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
You aren't the target audience.

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

Fangz posted:

You aren't the target audience.

Does the target audience like the name?

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


ninjewtsu posted:

Does the target audience like the name?

I'm the target audience and it's kinda eh and too on the nose for my taste, but I didn't get any serial killer associations either, FWIW.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
The name's not great but it's not nearly bad enough to matter.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It was a really cool setup, I wish it got declined in a video game.


Eh?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Uh thanks but I meant that setup in particular, where god-weapons look like weapons, just sentient, immortal, and very powerful. Not one of those bizarre japanese games with anthropomorphized planes or boats or swords



Sorry it was a false friend in French, "décliner" also means producing a variant of a reference product

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Uh thanks but I meant that setup in particular, where god-weapons look like weapons, just sentient, immortal, and very powerful. Not one of those bizarre japanese games with anthropomorphized planes or boats or swords

So like the Swordians in Tales of Destiny?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Name aside, my concern with Boyfriend Dungeon is that the hack n' slash gameplay will be shallow and/or not fun. The visual novel aspects of it will likely be a hoot, especially given who else is working on it, but mmmm.... it might be a kickstarter where I just wait until the finished game comes out. :shrug:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

kirbysuperstar posted:

So like the Swordians in Tales of Destiny?

I looked at it and yes it's a bit closer but still


In Bloodlust, god-weapons are gods chosing to incarnate in order to fulfill their passions (power, glory, greed, lust etc). They can't incarnate in humans but they can incarnate in weapons. Their bearer gets their powers and in exchange, the weapon uses the bearer as a body as otherwise it would be inert. Since the weapons are immortal they have no issue disposing of their bearer to get another one more able to fulfill their desires. The greatest fear of the god-weapons is to be dropped in the ocean. These weapons and there bearers form like an additional layer to the society of the humans, with their own organizations and politics.

It's possible that one players gets to play the weapon, making the dynamic of the relationship between bearer and weapon more realistic because it's difficult for one single player to play two conflicted personalities.

It's very adult, gritty and cynical game. I don't think it would work in an anime game as well.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
I'm just laughing at the idea that adult, gritty and cynical is somehow incompatible with anime

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Maybe in something like Berserk sure, but not in the classical RPG like the Tales of nor those games which are just an excuse to have pictures of young girls with barely any clothes on. That's what I meant

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.

Awww yeah that's the poo poo.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Maybe in something like Berserk sure, but not in the classical RPG like the Tales of nor those games which are just an excuse to have pictures of young girls with barely any clothes on. That's what I meant

lmao

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Husbando Swordguys VN/brawler where you kiss the guy and he turns into a cool sword already exists as Waifu Swordgirls VN/brawler where you kiss the anime girl and she turns into a cool sword (which looks exactly like you think it looks without clicking on that I bet) so it's an original presentation but not necessarily an original concept.

edit: See if you can spot the difference between these two games, however. (hint: the difference is that kissing boys makes video game publishers go EWWW and two girls kissing makes them go AWW YEAH)

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Aug 20, 2018

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

one is japanese?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

CJacobs posted:

Husbando Swordguys VN/brawler where you kiss the guy and he turns into a cool sword already exists as Waifu Swordgirls VN/brawler where you kiss the anime girl and she turns into a cool sword (which looks exactly like you think it looks without clicking on that I bet) so it's an original presentation but not necessarily an original concept.

edit: See if you can spot the difference between these two games, however. (hint: the difference is that kissing boys makes video game publishers go EWWW and two girls kissing makes them go AWW YEAH)

Valkyrie Drive is out and out porn, and Boyfriend Dungeon isn't, c'mon.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Valkyrie Drive is out and out porn, and Boyfriend Dungeon isn't, c'mon.
In and out porn?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

StrixNebulosa posted:

Valkyrie Drive is out and out porn, and Boyfriend Dungeon isn't, c'mon.

Yes. It's an original presentation, but not an original concept. That's what I meant when I said, "it's an original presentation but not an original concept".

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

StrixNebulosa posted:

Name aside, my concern with Boyfriend Dungeon is that the hack n' slash gameplay will be shallow and/or not fun. The visual novel aspects of it will likely be a hoot, especially given who else is working on it, but mmmm.... it might be a kickstarter where I just wait until the finished game comes out. :shrug:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.
They expect 5 million subscribers. I'm glad they chose second place behind World of Warcraft otherwise I'd think they were being unrealistic.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
They claim FFXIV has 10 mil and WoW has 5 mil subs.

I'm a huge FFXIV fan but I'm having trouble believing that.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

StrixNebulosa posted:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.

"Being a twelve year old autistic kid with a huge fascination for digital worlds, I found the games that existed back then rather disappointing. A lot of moments inside those games broke the immersion."

So it's when I decided I wanted to write a persistent MMO furry game that allows the players to fill the world with dick-shaped pyramids. A game where users can deplete resources making it a barren wasteland. A game that will elevate griefing to an art form.

"With pride in my heart I am writing this, for the time of persistent worlds in MMOs has come. Codename Reality can finally come to live." and it will be as lovely as reality

Jan
Feb 27, 2008

The disruptive powers of excessive national fecundity may have played a greater part in bursting the bonds of convention than either the power of ideas or the errors of autocracy.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.

But can I launch fetuses from catapults??

e: Also, that's not an "obscene amount of money", that's probably 1/100th of what it would actually take to implement their goals.

quote:

We started with a dream and we have combined it with years of experience in gaming and game development, allowing us to finally reach a state where we have the skills to build our dream.

I think they're missing an Oxford comma here: We started with a dream and we have combined it with years of experience in gaming, and game development

Jan fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Aug 20, 2018

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Name aside, my concern with Boyfriend Dungeon is that the hack n' slash gameplay will be shallow and/or not fun. The visual novel aspects of it will likely be a hoot, especially given who else is working on it, but mmmm.... it might be a kickstarter where I just wait until the finished game comes out. :shrug:

Moving on to actual mockable things, I found a classic: a kickstarter that wants an obscene amount of money to make an MMO with promised realism, and stretch goals that vastly inflate the scope of the game. Codename Reality is such a masterclass in how not to do this, complete with hodgepodge concept art, a very few bad screenshots, and no clear idea of what this kind of game actually needs to succeed.

These guys wish they were star citizen.

Also lmao, there's not a single person on the team older than like 25.

quote:

Our team is not limited to coders, game designers, and artists. Some of our team members are specially dedicated to ensuring the realism of the world.

Translation: Some of our team members have no skills

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Phlegmish posted:

Boyfriend Dungeon sounds like a room in a hosed up serial killer's house

As opposed to the homes of rational, clear thinking serial killers.

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.

StrixNebulosa posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kitfoxgames/boyfriend-dungeon-date-your-weapons

From Kitfox games, with help from the creator of Ladykiller in a Bind, from the writer of 80 Days, from the person behind Hatoful Boyfriend...comes an action/visual novel dating game. It looks super-cute!

Jesus Christ I should've made a dating sim or a board game...

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

RizieN posted:

Jesus Christ I should've made a dating sim or a board game...

Dayum. I have friends Kickstarting an amazing (and amazing looking) board game and they won't pull as much. Woah.

(Since I'm posting, might as well plug our own Kickstarter update, heh).

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

RizieN posted:

Jesus Christ I should've made a dating sim or a board game...

Why not a dating board game?
:dudsmile:

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

super sweet best pal posted:

Why not a dating board game?
:dudsmile:

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

quote:

Hey, gorgeous.



Sunder here from Boyfriend Dungeon. AKA your favorite sword. Heard you signed up to get some love letters from the crew, while you're prepping for the dunj. That's pretty cute... letters are classic romance, you know? You can call or write to me anytime you're feelin' bored. 💖

I'd rather hear about you to be honest, but if you insist, I'm Sunder. 🌹 I own a minority share in La Rosa, the club downtown in Verona Beach, with my old friend Mandy -- have you met Mandy? I'm sure you will sooner or later. Oh, and, sometimes I'm a talwar. You know, the sword? Like a scimitar but cooler. Anyway, I "get edgy", as the kids say, whenever the mood strikes... and whenever you need me to... ;)

I've been getting a lot more attention with this Kickstarter going on, but trust me, you're the one for me. I have eyes only for you. Just don't read those comments. All we need is you and me, cutie. 🌹 We're gonna slay.

My Transformation ;)

My transformation's not bad, right? No, I didn't rehearse it. And I definitely didn't practice it in a mirror. I'm just naturally cool, okay?

Anyway, I bring it up cuz we're only ~$9k away from funding transformation sequences for all of the other blades... mine is the best, but you know, I'm open to sharing the spotlight. I can tell you've got a lot of love to give. Valeria's sneak preview is on the right-hand side. She looks really good, am I right? I can't wait to see what she looks like in color.

But don't worry, she's not my type. I'm all yours, cutie. 🌹

My Nightclub: La Rosa

Want me to buy you a drink? It's on me.

What's a life worth living if you're not living it? We're all going to die, so... let's party. We get different DJs on different nights, but Marksye & McQueen are my faves lately. They're a local Verona Beach act that I think could make it big. They've released Without a Weapon and Spellbound as singles, but I'm still waiting for the dance remixes. If the full Boyfriend Dungeon album goes platinum, I hope they'll still come by La Rosa now and then...

Some of you cuties were curious about my physique. My diet's a secret, but dunj fighting takes a lot more effort than you think. It's pretty serious aerobic exercise. I keep it rock hard to protect you better, sweet stuff.

One tip I can share is my hair care routine. Let me tell you, I'd rather neglect my abs than these locks. Can't stand having a stringy mess when I'm on the dance floor. My secret? Don't wash your hair every day -- drop some conditioner on it if you want, but daily shampooing can dry it out... unless you've been getting in some serious sweating. Heh. Your scalp is gonna feel weird for a few days while you adjust, but it's totally worth it. Also? Argan oil. Put a bit on there to get the smooth glisten I do.

Either way, you're perfect for me just the way you are. 🌹
Anyways, that's it for me. Make sure you spread the word about our Kickstarter...

I can't wait to see you. Come by the club... say you're with me and the bouncer will make sure you're a VIP. 🌹

xoxo,
Sunder

An email I got since I was on Kitfox's mailing list, and it's both dumb and hilarious and I'm not adding in all the links or images, but I wanted you guys to see this.

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

prepping for the dunj

Star Guarded
Feb 10, 2008

Pathologic 2 closed alpha is out, if you backed at that tier.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1535515364/pathologic/posts/2270349

Speaking from my perspective as one the localization writers: the English script of Day 1 is a late draft. We specifically delayed final lock-in to allow for modifications in response to alpha feedback. So, although they're primarily looking for bugs and stuff with that survey they sent out, localization feedback is welcome, too.

(By "late draft," I mean there's less than a dozen style inconsistencies that need to be fixed, nothing major, but it's still possible for us to change something else in response to alpha feedback because it's not the final deliverable -- game production scheduling junk)

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Hang on, I'm writing down the script for a game about making the perfect boyfriend through genetic manipulation, mind control, robotics and Frankenstein level surgery; Boy Toy.

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