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Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”
I guess back before Sailor Moon was brought to the states, Saban and some no-name company initially tried to pitch it as a half live-action, half-animated thing a la Power Rangers or Captain N. It never went past the (unaired) pilot stage, but the trailer someone unearthed at a convention a while back is so 90's it hurts. They even have one of the girls in a wheelchair! :v:

On a similarly girly camp note: Here's "Wishing On The Same Star" from 90's Australian pop group Girlfriend. Not only is the song written by Diane Warren (aka the woman responsible for pretty much every cheesy action movie ballad at the time), but the video itself looks like something out of a Lisa Frank trapperkeeper.

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Owl Island
Jul 25, 2009

Aziraphale posted:

The TalkBoy?

I blew all my allowance on the SpyGear poo poo.

The SpyGear poo poo was unbelievably cool, even for the 90's. I had the "night vision" goggles, which were actually just blue sunglasses with tiny flashlights on them, this interesting device that allowed you amplify sounds and overhear conversations through walls, and a set of little motion detectors you could hide around your house. When someone walked by the sensors, it would cause an alarm to go off on the little suitcase base that they all came in. That definitely came in handy when I started puberty. :shlick:

I seem to recall there was also an RC car with a tape recorder mounted on top that you could drive into other rooms and record the conversation with the push of a button. I really wish I'd had an older sibling to terrorize with those things. It was basically designed for it.

If I were to have children, I don't think I'd ever buy them toys like that, as much as I loved mine. Way too easy for them to get into all kinds of trouble. My parents were pretty oblivious. I used to use that sound amplifier to listen to all the fights they had in our house, trying to see if it was about something me or my sister had done.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Serious Nickelodeon Question: What was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? If you say anything other than the pool episode or the dollhouse episode, you are empirically wrong.

It was the vampire neighbors for me, but only because weird freaky poo poo started happening IRL around me while it actually aired. Messed me up so bad, I had to turn the show off and leave that room. Didn't wind up seeing the episode again for something ridiculous, like 10-13 years later, and it turns out it was really, really dumb. Youth!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Serious Nickelodeon Question: What was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? If you say anything other than the pool episode or the dollhouse episode, you are empirically wrong.

Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was the one with the ghost old lady. Who became absolutely terrifying when she was mad.

Another important question: What episode of Saved by the Bell was the best looking back? My slightly unreliable memory says it was the dream sequence Zach Attack episode. What I do know is that you can't say it was any episode with that Tori girl in place of Kelly and Jessie. Those episodes didn't exist and you cannot argue with me on this.

But people, please, please post more 90s euro-techno. That is without peer the best genre of music the world has ever seen.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEHPWwNS5o

Marilyn Manson on Jon Stewart.

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?
All these girl-bands, boy-bands and boy/girl-bands of the 90s are reuniting and doing tours again such as Steps, S Club 7, Aqua, Vengaboys etc. But the one band that I want to see reformed again is B*Witched.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc&ob=av2e

This music video of theirs is 90s as gently caress. And they also do an Irish jig because they're Irish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw&ob=av2n

Also extra Billie Piper when she was a teen pop sensation.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Cleretic posted:

Maybe it's just me, but I thought it was the one with the ghost old lady. Who became absolutely terrifying when she was mad.

Another important question: What episode of Saved by the Bell was the best looking back? My slightly unreliable memory says it was the dream sequence Zach Attack episode. What I do know is that you can't say it was any episode with that Tori girl in place of Kelly and Jessie. Those episodes didn't exist and you cannot argue with me on this.

But people, please, please post more 90s euro-techno. That is without peer the best genre of music the world has ever seen.

The one where Screech performs as The Dregs of Society. THAT WAS NOT A DREAM.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Sitting up until god knows what hour on FortuneCity chatrooms. Oh yes.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

korusan posted:

I actually thought the same when I was getting a source for the image, but then I remembered how I have a wheelchair-bound friend from high school who nicknamed himself "Wheels".

Every single person with a significant handicap whom I've ever known has had a wicked sense of humour about themselves and their handicap. I guess it's either that or become a bitter shell of a human being (and the latter type probably aren't very social and therefore less visible out and about).

Bulgaroktonos
Aug 24, 2010

by Lowtax
I always found the Y2K lunacy entertaining; I know there were serious IT issues that needed to be overcome, but it led to moments of high-camp, culture wise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv563gbJbE

JVI Ministries, as always, was on the ball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ESHzdufTw

The opening scene of the worst movie I've ever seen. Ignore the fact that it's a cell-phone picture; better picture and sound doesn't make it any less terrible. I recommended that the person who gave it to me destroy the videotape; in hindsight, I wish I would have kept it as a monument to bad cinema. Perusing Amazon shows it was never given a DVD release, and there are only three reviews on IMDB (I wrote one of them).

I know I'm venting, but I can't say enough bad things about this movie, and I haven't seen it in nearly 13 years. It's like a Gen-X Coleman Francis film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIcFaOX6r8

Keep in mind that the star of this film is an Oscar-winner.

quote:

Sitting up until god knows what hour on FortuneCity chatrooms. Oh yes.

I remember doing the same on IRC. And stealing music off of IRC, back before Napster brought the whole music-stealing thing into the open.

Good times, good times.

Bulgaroktonos has a new favorite as of 13:43 on Mar 23, 2012

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl

general posted:

Surely someone else remembers Stick Stickly?



I loved Stick Stickly.


Seeing that brought back one scene to my mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziEZyiW25G8&t=373s

widefault
Mar 16, 2009

Sizone posted:

The one where Screech performs as The Dregs of Society. THAT WAS NOT A DREAM.

That was not Saved By The Bell, it was It's Your Move with Jason Bateman in 1985.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0612993/

And they were the Dregs of Humanity.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

magic pantaloons posted:

All these girl-bands, boy-bands and boy/girl-bands of the 90s are reuniting and doing tours again such as Steps, S Club 7, Aqua, Vengaboys etc. But the one band that I want to see reformed again is B*Witched.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc&ob=av2e

This music video of theirs is 90s as gently caress. And they also do an Irish jig because they're Irish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw&ob=av2n

Also extra Billie Piper when she was a teen pop sensation.

I loved B*witched. I have both of their CDs.


Also this.

lactomangulation
Jan 29, 2009
Anyone wanna go DZ at Discovery Zone?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5nYSYtZmw

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx
Kick(sort of a higher caffeine Mellow Yellow, or MT DEW)

The Spin Doctors: Not only did they have multiple refrences/mockeries on beavis n butthad, but they did extrude this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tTToIZhFVA

Beavis and Butthead: + Daria = 90s cartoonagasm


Ace of Base, the Spice girls, all kinds of blues travelers songs despite the fact that the public wanted nothing to do with a harmonica solo..

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

Best song, also from the very first CD I ever owned, Four.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM

PlotDevice
Oct 10, 2007

*For the Ghost Who Flies Through Space

lactomangulation posted:

Anyone wanna go DZ at Discovery Zone?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5nYSYtZmw

This was the greatest place to take kids and will continue to be until the end of time. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

Saucy Slit
Jul 27, 2011
The Adventures of Pete & Pete.


Best show ever.

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?
This was the best audio quality I could find, but this scene from Clarissa Explains It All is what the 90s was all about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEFqBztU2NQ

"Hi Sam." *swanky guitar chord*

Nichole
Nov 5, 2009
The Aerosmith Cryin video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw&ob=av2e I thought Alicia Silverstone was awesome and wanted to be just like her. I just re-watched the video again and I still get the urge to kick some guy out of a car, get a lovely tattoo, and get a belly button ring.

The best Saved By the Bell episode was definitely the very special episode where Jessie became addicted to caffeine pills.

NorskHotDog
Oct 23, 2010

Creepy Crawlers! The boy version of an easy bake oven.
Does anyone else have scars on their hands from burns received after prying open the safety door?
My creepy crawler set is probably still kicking around my parents house.

Logarth
Oct 2, 2003

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Serious Nickelodeon Question: What was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? If you say anything other than the pool episode or the dollhouse episode, you are empirically wrong.

I'm sorry, but the Tale of the Pinball Wizard scared me. Because I was the kind of kid that would mess around with something old and forbidden and get trapped inside a scary demonic pinball mall nightmare.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Logarth posted:

I'm sorry, but the Tale of the Pinball Wizard scared me. Because I was the kind of kid that would mess around with something old and forbidden and get trapped inside a scary demonic pinball mall nightmare.

For me it was "The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor" because kid-me was terrified of aliens.

Oh, and the dollhouse episode. gently caress that.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

gently caress that swimming pool episode. gently caress THAT.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Saucy Slit posted:

The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

I'm actually surprised that wasn't the first post in this thread. You goons sure disappoint me sometimes.

Nichole posted:

The Aerosmith Cryin video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw&ob=av2e I thought Alicia Silverstone was awesome and wanted to be just like her. I just re-watched the video again and I still get the urge to kick some guy out of a car, get a lovely tattoo, and get a belly button ring.

Aerosmith was a huge deal back then, anyone remember that arcade game that starred them?

Speaking of which, arcades themselves were really at their peak in the 90's. Consoles couldn't match their sheer power, and what was ported was usually lovely in comparisson to the arcade version (Xenophobe, I'm looking at you). PCs weren't really viable gaming platforms yet either. I also remember my mom commenting about how there weren't any games that just cost $0.25 anymore.

I miss 90's arcades, there were plenty that had relatively unique interfaces. I remember one that was practically a flight simulator, you would spin around and tilt with the primitive 3D graphics, it blew my young mind, I think it cost a dollar per play so, I never could justify more than two rounds.

There was another where you were on a future motorcycle and one of the controls was a chassis for said future motorcycle!

There were also the games with digitized graphics, that came to prominence with the controversial violence of watching real people fake kill each other in Mortal Kombat. There was one I liked that had dinosaurs.

I also remember an arcade near my house caved to protests and removed Splatter House and another one (I looked up a few years back, but can't recall the name, Chiller, I think, it involved shooting things and torturing people), for being too violent.

It's kinda sad that arcades are pretty much dead now, they were a lot more social than an Xbox. I also just realized that the duration of the 90's I was aged 9 to 18.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

MageMage posted:

Gak is back, baby.

:stare:
And here I thought I had reached the sad point where I could not add to my slime collection any more.

Arschlochkind
Mar 29, 2010

:stare:
Guys I drank too much Surge and now I have a low sperm count. :(

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Arschlochkind posted:

Guys I drank too much Surge and now I have a low sperm count. :(

Oh hell! I lived in one of the test markets for Surge. They came and had a huge event at my High School, and installed a vending machine that sold nothing but Surge for cheaper than the other vending machine.

I'm pretty sure I have a few Surge buttons stashed in a box somewhere.

EDIT:

That reminds me, OK Soda was my favorite soft drink :smith:

KeanuReevesGhost
Apr 24, 2008

^^ I drank too much Surge and now have super sperm.






And this.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

JackRabbitStorm posted:

And this.



Also this.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Flavor Bear posted:

Also this.



There was a game for ANYTHING on Super Nintendo.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


A 90s thread just can't exist without a mention of Prozzak. I loved this group when I was a kid and for a while they were everywhere.



Two of their biggest hits: Sucks To Be You and Omobolasire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMT2jq-suyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxwl1HXjpM

I have no idea where the lead singers British accent comes from as hes from Toronto.

general
Feb 16, 2010
Oh man, through the nickelodeon videos, I found the old Nickelodeon Magazine commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oel0zjpKCwE
Nickelodeon magazine... Please!

I think I might still have one of these hanging around my house, locked away in a storage bin. I never did get a subscription, though. :(

Also, just because that bubblegum bear used to make me laugh as a kid, I made it into an avatar.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



In a minute! In a minute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N_1nPpVcFc

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
Someone already said Jock Jams but for real this song was everywhere.
Ya'll ready for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcS0aYJ2a8

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

I can't believe the Mega Man cartoon hasn't been brought up yet.

EDIT: HE'S GETTING MY POWERRRS

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oel0zjpKCwE

Saw this drat commercial so many times.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

I got Nick magazine. It was great. I sure as hell didn't get it from asking "Nickelodeon Magazine, please." More like "Mom, I need it, I NEEEEEED it. The TV says so"

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



My Little Puni posted:

I got Nick magazine. It was great. I sure as hell didn't get it from asking "Nickelodeon Magazine, please." More like "Mom, I need it, I NEEEEEED it. The TV says so"

nick nick nicknick nick nick nick nick..... nic el ooo de onnnn!

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
I do get nostalgic for the 90s sometimes, as it was my coming of age decade. I loved all the poo poo posted in this thread. I experienced so many new things in the 90s. Don't get me wrong, I love my life now, but the 90s had that feeling of unlimited potential. Now the economy has collapsed and nearly everybody is worse off than they were in the 90s, and that optimistic outlook is gone. :(

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