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I am the very model of a scientist E: And I guess drat Commies Slaan fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Mar 24, 2012 |
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bgreman posted:There are actually two colonies on Earth, one belonging to the UN and one belonging to the Eurasian Federation. The ability to have multiple colonies on a single world is a nice little feature that allows for game starts like this one, instead of having to come up with a fiction that explains how the world united into one government (you know, instead of two, which is so much more realistic ). I say this calls for Glassing The Planet To Save The Planet.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2012 18:30 |
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Triskelli posted:I jumped in to try and encourage other goons to sign up... I guess I have a shot at winning this thing! What are you, some kind of Eurasian Federation Commie-nazi?! Why do you hate America and the UN I guess? Rich white men made this country, son, and they will keep it running! Lord Windy Pistokemisti Jimmy4400nav A RICH WHITE MAN Ynkling
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 02:05 |
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bgreman posted:On December 24th, 2024, representatives from the UN and the Eurasian Federation signed the Ceebees Accord, which effectively proscribed the weaponization of planetary bodies or bulk parts thereof. Okay time for plan Go Galt everyone! Put all research into colony ships, which will let us take over and terraform Mars. Meanwhile, we build several mass drivers pointed at the Earth. Remove the one on Earth and RELEASE ZE MISSILES! That will take care of the plebe problem. Only then can we supermen take humanity to the next level!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2012 23:28 |
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Lord Windy posted:Of course! As lead energy weapons scientist, I can safely say that this is scientifically proven. Lasers do look prettiest when killing things!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 12:31 |
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Lord Windy posted:I foresee someone winning every single noble prize for awhile. You know what kind of person is peaceful? One turned to glass by lasers. You know how to make an economy grow exponentially? Glass everything but a small part with lasers. Then they can rebuilt quickly with exponential growth!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 17:45 |
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Ynkling posted:I agree with Puistokemisti that TN Tech should be on the top of the list. Unfortunately we don't have a scientist with this as his/her specialty, so the top bonus we can hope for is 20% with Slaan or Donnie Dominy, of whom only Slaan can wrangle more than five labs to be productive. (I read that part right, right?) I will do this, but only if I get to burn things up with lasers later
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 21:02 |
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Lord Windy posted:Nobel Prize for Appropriate Use of Lasers The Nobel Prize? Nobel made dynamite, not lasers! This should be the Slaan prize, named after the dashing scientist who came up with them. But otherwise, I will also support this.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 15:44 |
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Not if you put lasers on your missiles. Which is what we scientists like to call "awesome."
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 20:27 |
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Lord Windy posted:LASERS As lead researcher, I can say that this plan is eminently practical as well as bloody awesome.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2012 16:43 |
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FROM: Dr. Slaan TO: UNEC SUB: Further research It is my recommendation that research be directed. post-haste towards Laser Focal size. This will increase the power and strength of our laser weaponry. And we all know that lasers burn commies the best. We must thusly work on lasers. QED.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 01:39 |
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Puistokemisti posted:And yes, I'm aware, and slightly worried, of Dr. Slaan's obsession with lasers but those don't really do much if we can't get anything into orbit and can't afford to actually build those things. Gauss Weaponry uses magnets, which are like lasers. They would also be worthwhile research goals, and fit on fighters perfectly.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 16:53 |
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:OK, evidently a ground to ground missile with zero endurance will not explode after all. So my designs up there will not work. I could tweak them so they would though. That brings me to I like your thought about commies re: nuking them, but I must say that they are slightly... misguided. Why would you want to try and burn them up with nuclear energy on missiles that can be relatively easily shot down when you can just put a giant laser cannon on the moon? 100% hit chance, 100% destruction, 0% interception. E: Foiled by physics again! I thought I beat them with TNEs! vvv Slaan fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Apr 4, 2012 |
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