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Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



Branch of Service: United States Marine Corps

Career Field: Infantry, 0351

Additional Duties: Standing DNCO, base beautification, professional painter, janitor, landscaper, generator mech, radio operator, radio tech, driver...

Two tours to Afghaniland, one UDP to Okinawa, also some time in Australia (Woooooooooo! Cairns!)

Contact: PM

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Gonna need your name in real life name so we can find you on MOL dude! Already made that mistake once!

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



Christoff posted:

Gonna need your name in real life name so we can find you on MOL dude! Already made that mistake once!

Ok

Tim_the_Enchanter fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 30, 2013

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



You can facebook that poo poo too. I'm a total hottie.

mokhtar belmokhtar
May 8, 2013

by T. Finninho


Tim_the_Enchanter posted:

You can facebook that poo poo too. I'm a total hottie.

I can't tell if you're being serious but I'd take your real name off and like maybe PM it to someone heh

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


No facebook results. Application denied.

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



Very well, due to OPSEC and some other bullshit, I took my name off. Now the terrorists won't win, and we can all feel safe on libo!

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



Godholio posted:

No facebook results. Application denied.

Oh, I forgot I have my safety settings set to "I don't exist". I had some issues with people trying to add me after I was featured in some news articles that got out of hand. If facebook or some other form of social media is required to prove identity, let me know.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Ha ha, hold your horses, champ. This is the chillest mil forum around, and we don't do any of that check up bullshit.

We are all decidedly un-moto, calling out military bullshit all the time, and all down for just hanging out on the internet talking poo poo.

Everyone is just poking a bit of fun as we had a clown talking some major crap that he was MARSOC or Delta or whatever who just turned out to be a loving whinging pom who has a tranny fetish. Which is cool and all, he also liked to rag on them at the same time, which is generally a bit weird and not so cool.

Anyway, welcome, and if you play your cards right you can probably make out with another forum member (LUCKY).

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



not caring here posted:



Anyway, welcome, and if you play your cards right you can probably make out with another forum member (LUCKY).

Thanks. Oh, are we talking dude on dude make out session? Totally in. Where's the roster? I'll sign that bitch twice.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

Tim_the_Enchanter posted:

Thanks. Oh, are we talking dude on dude make out session? Totally in. Where's the roster? I'll sign that bitch twice.

Vasudus is working the DA-6 right now.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW


Hmm didn't even know about this thread. By now everyone knows this poo poo, but might as well.

Branch of Service: US Army
Career Field : 11A, Rifle Company Commander
Additional Duties: Haircut policy writer.
Contact: PM, Army thread, IRC sometimes at #milgoons

DrCuntmuffins
Nov 10, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Branch of Service: US Air Force
Career Field : 3D1X2 - Network Systems Tech/Cyber Transport Systems
Additional Duties: VCO, DRMO, COMSEC, I've done everything relevant to this job from server setup, to network admin, to network design, to phone installs
Contact: PM, USAF thread, IRC

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


Branch of Service: US Army Reserve (former Army National Guard)
Career Field : 11B, 92F (going to reclass school in October)
Additional Duties: Um...
Contact: PM, Army thread, IRC

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Tim_the_Enchanter posted:

Thanks. Oh, are we talking dude on dude make out session? Totally in. Where's the roster? I'll sign that bitch twice.


Haha it's just he claimed 0351 before sniper/marsoc/whatever and you posted you were a 0351 like the day after.

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013



Christoff posted:

Haha it's just he claimed 0351 before sniper/marsoc/whatever and you posted you were a 0351 like the day after.

Oh God. Giving us "Smart Grunts" a bad rep.

Millions Knives
Mar 8, 2005

They don't show anime on a daily basis in my mess hall!

Branch of Service: Former Sgt in USMC
Career Field: 2676 Pashto Linguist
Additional Duties: Ask me about: Linguistics, Signals Intelligence, being a platoon sergeant (aka I get a call at 2AM and ask "who died?") Two pumps to Afghanistan. Also worked as government contractor after I got out.
Contact: PM, USMC thread.

Millions Knives fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jun 2, 2013

TsarAleksi
Nov 23, 2004

What?

Branch of Service: USN
Career Field: 1110 Surface Warfare Officer
Additional Duties: Ask me about: StrikeO, ASW Officer, OCS, MWR
Contact: PM

TsarAleksi fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Feb 3, 2015

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Thread updated~~


I also got rid of the Prior section and just merged everyone into most recent branch.

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jun 2, 2013

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?



Branch of Service: USN
Career Field: Navy Counselor (Career), formerly Personnel Specialist, formerly Personnelman
Additional Duties: Pretty much any kind of Navy administration. I've been stationed in Italy (Sigonella) and Spain (Rota), California and Virginia.
Contact: PM, Navy thread

DustyNuts fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 3, 2013

GSXRMikeS
Jun 2, 2013


Branch of Service: USMC
Career Field: 0241 (Don't ask me about it)
Additional Duties: Used to be a 3432 Financial Technician (ask me about pay)
Contact: PM me

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



updated

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


GSXRMikeS posted:

Branch of Service: USMC
Career Field: 0241 (Don't ask me about it)
Additional Duties: Used to be a 3432 Financial Technician (ask me about pay)
Contact: PM me

A devil dawg brony?

somewhatpathetic
Oct 21, 2012


Branch of Service: Former USAF
Career Field: 1N3 Korean Linguist
Additional Duties: Nothing too serious. Tested some stuff?
Ask me about: Making it 2 years without ever having to write an EPR
Contact: PM

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Branch of Service: Former Army
Career Field: 11B, mech infantry, Bradley & Strykers
Additional Duties: Training room NCO, awards and training records bullshit.
Contact: PM, IRC

Millions Knives
Mar 8, 2005

They don't show anime on a daily basis in my mess hall!

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

A devil dawg brony?

If he is an 0241 that probably means intel battalion, which doesn't surprise me. Marine Corps Intelligence Battalion, in name alone.

GSXRMikeS
Jun 2, 2013


Millions Knives posted:

If he is an 0241 that probably means intel battalion, which doesn't surprise me. Marine Corps Intelligence Battalion, in name alone.

Yes, intelligence. The Battalions suck. Intel is good sometimes, just like any other job in the Corps.

GSXRMikeS fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jun 20, 2013

Discount_Bees
Aug 1, 2007

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?


Branch of Service: USMC
Career Field: 6174 Huey/Cobra Crew Chief
Additional Duties: Flight Duties, Maintenance, Testing. Ask me about enlisting with a degree, the aircrew training pipeline, SERE school, etc.
Contact: PM, marine thread.

racernv
Jun 17, 2013


Branch of Service: US Army 2007-Current
Career Field : 91b, Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic
Additional Duties: Armorer
Contact: Army thread

racernv fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jun 17, 2013

Pinchy
Feb 15, 2004

Fishy deep sea businessman.

Branch of Service: US Army 2007- Present
Career Field: 30a Information Operations, former Logistics officer.
Additional Duties: Post Company Command. Division level staff weenie.
Contact: PM

Jokers Gamble
May 31, 2013


Branch of Service: US Army 2010- Present
Career Field: 11B Infantry
Additional Duties: Scout, Training Room.
Contact: Army Thread

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


old dog child posted:


THINGS YOU WILL NEVER GET TO DO


About that,

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bitter_one13
Jan 2, 2012

God damn, you're worse than useless; you're actually harmful!


Branch of Service: Active Duty Air Force

Career Field: 3D153, Radio Frequency Transmission Systems (I at least make a token effort to un-gently caress all flavors of radios)

Ask me about: Having to deal with the US Army while never agreeing to work for them

Additional Duties:
-Physical Training Leader: I tell people to run around and do push-ups
-Hands-on SABC instructor: Tell people how to use combat gauze and jam tubes up noses.
-Assistant Pro Shoot instructor: I took it on just so I could get out of the office and shoot. I still might be able to give advice on firearms and their courses anyways.

Contact: PM

Bitter_one13 fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Jul 22, 2013

doogle
May 24, 2003



Branch of Service: US Army (Active)
Career Field: 37F Psyop, prior 25B
Additional Duties: Indonesian speaker. Ask me about doing absolutely nothing in garrison, psyop, whatever.
Contact: PM

Shrap
Feb 7, 2009


Branch of Service: US Air Force
Career Field: 2E1X4 / 3D1X2 (Pre- and Post-Merger)
Additional Duties: Tour guide for Generals/Colonels, soldering bitch, boom lift jockey, SecFo harasser, distribution box tackler.
Contact: PM

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007




Branch of Service: USAF
Career Field: 2A3X1c A-10 Flightline Avionics RADIOS RADIOS RADIOS RADIOS RADIOS RADIOS RADIOS
Additional Duties: COMSEC account manager (NCOs paperwork bitch),king of phase inspections
Contact: PM

-Zydeco- fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Aug 9, 2013

Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.

Branch of Service: USN
Career Field: Electronics Technician
Additional Duties: Radars, gyros, mini/micro circuit repair. Ask me about San Diego, Norfolk, or anything a guy like me might know.
Contact: PM

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

Branch of Service: USN
Career Field: Naval Aircrewman radar operator. Don't ask me about P-8s because I'm still P-3 side or El Sal deployments.
Additional Duties: Collecting per diem, Instructor duty, forcing a libyan ship to beach itself
Contact: PM

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



I'm gonna update the thread tomorrow (I'm still alive, no drug overdose yet dudes)

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SkepticNerdGuy
May 26, 2013


Branch of Service:USN
Career Field: Surface Warfare Officer (SWO)
Additional Duties: CICO, MWR manager. Prior enlisted Navy nuke turned to ring knocking SWO. So if interested in Naval Academy or enlisted to officer programs I have some experience.
Contact: PM

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