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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

objective c best c

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 19:59

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:13

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

NSString *bah = @"figvdfivdafvdafv fd gvdair fgeifv sivfs fuwf FUAS ";
NSMutableDictionary *counts = [NSMutableDictionary dictionary];

[bah enumerateSubstringsInRange:NSMakeRange(0, [bah length]) options:NSStringEnumerationByComposedCharacterSequences usingBlock:^(NSString *substring, NSRange substringRange, NSRange enclosingRange, BOOL *stop) {
NSUInteger val = ([counts objectForKey:substring] != nil ? [[counts objectForKey:substring] intValue] : 0) + 1;
[counts setObject:[NSNumber numberWithInt:val] forKey:substring];
}];

NSLog(@"counts: %@", counts);

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 21:00

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

newreply.php posted:

anyone else sorta getting rid of delegation between views and using NSNotifications wherever possible? i like it for when you have lots of levels of subviews and one of them needs to tell the VC something

depends

sometimes a delegate is the easy way to go, sometimes a notification is easier

not really any reason to go 100% one or the other

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 23:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lout > latex

# ¿ Apr 27, 2012 20:08

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Sweevo posted:

no idea what >>> does, probably some php poo poo

>>> copies the file (any file containing a method matched by whatevers left of the operator) to a file named whatever is on the right of the operator

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 04:30

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

backend's the future btw. let the kids do the graphic poo poo just provide a sw8 api and leave

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

rotor posted:

it really really pisses me off that browsers have just sort of evolved into this universal application platform

its kinda lame agreed

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Inverse Icarus posted:

here's the data

make it pretty

not my job

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

z0ratio fartboner posted:

i say this to all teh ladies

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

z0ratio fartboner posted:

rotor and tbc wrestling

cmon cmon

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Anal Tributary posted:

the most rewarding part of development is making a tight API that makes sense to any real code looks at it.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

software download On 2012-01-27 at 10:55
I would like to express my gratitude for your kindness supporting women who really want help with this question. Your special commitment to passing the message all over was particularly significant and have specifically made most people much like me to reach their aims. Your entire helpful instruction entails so much a person like me and still more to my colleagues. Warm regards; from all of us. I google it and found a very useful article. A code sample would be very helpful.

# ¿ May 19, 2012 16:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i was looking at a jnlp file the other day and was like wtf <security><all-permissions/></security> why is that necessary for this lovely app

but apparently thats the level of granularity, all or none

lol

# ¿ Oct 26, 2012 16:16

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

rotor posted:

I haven't done a java for a long time but I'm pretty sure that's not true

thats what the docs i googled up said but i dont know and theres only really one context i encounter them in so i havent had reason to look into it.

http://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/technotes/guides/javaws/developersguide/syntax.html#security

# ¿ Oct 26, 2012 17:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

rotor posted:

http://lopica.sourceforge.net/ref.html#j2ee-application-client-permissions

i think this just punts to some j2ee monstrosity

well thats just gross

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 00:04

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

sorry just gotta say it again, that its super gross

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 00:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

here's a lesson: poo poo is dumb as gently caress, and so are you.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 00:50

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

knowing yourself without knowing your enemy gives you only half a chance of victory

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 01:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

rotor posted:

unless you are your own enemy. which you always are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 01:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

tef posted:

i could have sworn the more commonly accepted definition is the acquisition of material goods and other forms of wealth.

at least that is how it is in business

if you cant find love, i guess bullshit moneys work as a temporary replacement

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 02:04

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

dude tef i know this is yospos but you are literally posting that on a friday night...

# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 02:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lol i just found this comment in a perl script i wrote some 10 years ago

#This function parses simpler queries into the format that CGI::Application expects.
#"Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify." - Henry David Thoreau

pretentious as hell

# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 23:30

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

also holy poo poo

my ($username, $password) = split(":",$q->cookie($APPNAME));
$self->{'logged_in'} = &dbLoginUser($username, $password);

e: the pw was at least hashed, but still thats pretty retarded

# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 23:32

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jonny 290 posted:

there a guy at work that has a random quotebot on some of our internal pages with stuff like that

gandhi and einstein quotes and poo poo

ugh

i assume that guy isnt like 20

# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 23:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Otto Skorzeny posted:

code:

/*    toke.c
 *
 *    Copyright (c) 1991-1997, Larry Wall
 *
 *    You may distribute under the terms of either the GNU General Public
 *    License or the Artistic License, as specified in the README file.
 *
 */

/*
 *   "It all comes from here, the stench and the peril."  --Frodo
 */

#include "EXTERN.h"
#include "perl.h"

i was probably cargo culting hardcore when i put that quote in there, feeling like the big leagues with my amazing perl wizardry

# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 23:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i like reading about people solving problems but its hard to google that and get useful results

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 01:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lusers, heh

e: damnit rotor

# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 09:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I dunno, maybe use an NSPredicate?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 23:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Shameproof posted:

Oh there we go. Are you generally supposed to inherit from NSPredicate or just use that crazy string-passing approach?

I've mostly just made predicates with strings, it's pretty fast. not sure what pitfalls there might be to subclassing nspredicate, but its probably easier to use an nsblockpredicate than to subclass if you cant express the predicate with a string.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 01:12

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

foreach fizz post buzz

# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 18:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

also stop being a language whore and pick one and get good at it, it won't take you only a week unless you're some kind of idiot savant

what if im just an idiot :nyoron:

# ¿ Dec 30, 2012 01:52

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Python code:

import sys, re

DEBUG = False

data = None

if len(sys.argv) > 2:
	data = sys.argv[1:]
elif len(sys.argv) > 1:
	f = open(sys.argv[1])
	data = f.read().split()
else:
	print 'usage: shaggarscript.py [tokens | file]'
	exit()

register = 0
stack = []

def pop():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('pop\n')
	global register
	register = stack.pop()

def push():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('push\n')
	global register
	stack.append(register)

def inc():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('inc\n')
	global register
	register += 1

def dec():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('dec\n')
	global register
	register -= 1

def add():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('add\n')
	global register
	register += stack[-1]

def sub():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('sub\n')
	global register
	register -= stack[-1]

def out():
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('out\n')
	sys.stdout.write(chr(register))

instruction_map = {
	'python': pop,
	'java': push,
	'good': inc,
	'bad': dec,
	'lol': add,
	'idiot': sub,
	'language': out
}

for token in data:
	token = re.sub(r'\W+', '', token)
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('%s %s %s\n' % (stack, register, token))
	if instruction_map.has_key(token):
		instruction_map[token]()
		if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('=> %s %s\n' % (stack, register))
	else:
		if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('nop\n')
	if DEBUG: sys.stderr.write('---\n')

python shaggarscript.py java good java lol java lol java lol java lol java lol java lol java is good. few languages are good good good good good good good good good good. java is a good language. unlike python, its a really good good good good language. not a bad bad bad language. python is so bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. really bad bad bad bad bad bad... few things are as bad. so, so bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. a bad language. python? python is poo poo. python is not good. not a good language.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 19:43

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

friday night motherfuckers :smithcloud:

# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 19:44

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

once shaggarscript becomes the web standard we can all be shaggars

# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 22:56

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jonny 290 posted:

p-langs sign my paycheck and shaggar's right

e: oh sorry lmao thats the output

good

oh also that is the input. any shaggarpost is now a script!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 23:22

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

tef posted:

i can fit an ipad mini in those pockets.

but can you fit a samsung galaxy note s3 hd beats by dre???

# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 22:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Shaggarscript is still the only true language

# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 04:26

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

gucci void main posted:

paging shaggar to rant about unions

america is so messed politically up that it doesnt surprise me when someone is against unions. its much weirder when it happens here in the first world

:lfpostin:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2013 20:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

tef posted:

ala the old joke, we think 100 mi is a long distance and you think 100 years is a long time

it was fun to say my school was twice as old as their country back when i was still in school

# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 18:16

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:13

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

pro tip: dont share NSMutable objects between threads

# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 06:20

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