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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Venezuela's defense was absolutely dreadful in Forlan's goal, Christ that was bad.

Rondon had a good season at Malaga too, I hope that keeps translating to the national team.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

Argentina are destroying Ecuador.

Messi destroying Ecuador you mean, that was an excellent game by Messi there.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
There's a funny situation going on in the Argentinian championship right now, Arsenal and Tigre are leading the league table but if Atletico Rafael and San Martin win their respective games (only 1 game left) then Tigre are going down to the 2nd division, even if they win the league. :psyduck:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The inmensse pressure on Neymar and the rest of the team plus Brazil not playing the qualifiers are going to gently caress them over so much.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
River is back in Primera after beating Almirante Brown 2-0 with 2 goals by Trezeguet.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Kurtofan posted:

Glad to know a Frenchman scored today.

Hahahahaha.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Gonna watch the Copa Libertadores final, it's about to start just now. :)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Supposedly this is Riquelme's last match with Boca.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Hahahaha that goal, so flukey.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's over, great counter.

Well not much of a counter but great gently caress up by boca hahahah.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
That was a surprisingly calm game for a South American cup final.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Boca's hinchas are outside the Bombonera protesting Riquelme's departure, they broke one of the stadium's gate and they are going inside the stadium. :stare:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hecko posted:

Anybody watching Copa Sudamericana? Boca Juniors is playing right now against the worst Independiente ever.

I'm watching, Boca's keeper just made a hell of a save.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
This game has everything, it was 2-2, Boca scores from a free kick 3-2, and then in the last minute they give Independiente a penalty, 3-3, and we go to extra time.

Oh I thought there was extra time haha, awesome game anyway.

El Hefe fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 23, 2012

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Tomorrow is the Super Clasico, River - Boca, around this hour.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Miguel Calero, the Colombian goalkeeper, has been declared brain dead after suffering a thrombosis, you may remember him as the guy who used to wear a baseball cap while playing.

Such a shame he was only 41.

Edit: they just unplugged him from the machine that was keeping him alive, RIP.

El Hefe fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 4, 2012

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
In less depressing news, the first leg of the final of the Copa Sudamericana is being played right now between Tigre and Sao Paolo, they are playing in La Bombonera because I guess Tigre's stadium is too small.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
All SA cup finals are the same players always go crazy like this.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

dj_pain posted:

LOL

Tigre didn't come out for the second half in the Copa Sudamericana because Sau Paulo sent there security staff into their dressing room to teach them a lesson.

http://canchallena.lanacion.com.ar/1536357-le-apoyaron-un-arma-en-el-pecho-a-albil

Christ, CONMEBOL should severely fine Sao Paolo but of course they won't.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Every football federation in the world is corrupt and poo poo but FIFA takes the cake.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

professor muthafukkah posted:

Yeah, ok, about São Paulo x Tigre. Tigre were getting absolutely dominated in every aspect, full house, 2x0 at half time. Ref blows the whistle and they try to start poo poo with São Paulo players who were just heading down into their locker room. Whatever, red cards are given, cops split them up and both teams go into their respective locker rooms. What happens next no one really knows since there were no cameras in there but basically (based on a bunch of different sources), there is a door in between both locker rooms and the Tigre players tried to break it down to fight São Paulo. There were security guards in São Paulo's locker room and once they broke through they fought with the security guards.

First they complained that they pulled guns on them, but São Paulo's guards are not allowed to carry guns, the CONMENBOL dudes that went down there saw no guns, the Federal Police which was also there confirmed there were no guns, and when the Argentinians went to a police station to file a report they retracted their statement about guns. Tigre are a bunch of whiny little babies that knew they were going to get raped in the 2nd half and the only solution they came up with was "lets gently caress poo poo up down here and not play the full 90 mins maybe they'll delay the game".

Seriously, this was the most ridiculous and unsportsmanlike conduct I have ever seen. Nothing is going to happen to São Paulo, while rumors were that Tigre might get a 5 year ban from international football.

Now that's what you expect from South American football.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
What happened to Santos? Why aren't they in the Libertadores?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
First Superclasico Boca - River this Saturday, it's technically a friendly since it's only the Torneo de Verano, but it's never a friendly.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Other South American countries are catching up.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Boca - River about to start, anyone watching this?

They have a mini helicopter with a camera doing crowd shots, funny stuff.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yeah great atmosphere, stadium is absolutely packed.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Fox Sports has some really good production values on this game, looks great in HD.

Pretty good game so far too.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ref threatening to stop the game if fans don't stop racist chants...

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Fox Sports has some awful Argentinian commentator that does EPL games that "sings" after every goal, he's beyond awful.

ESPN Deportes always has the best commentators.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pons is his name? I think he sucks, most of the times he makes mistakes calling player names or plays and then there's the awful singing, I have no idea how he has a job.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Drogadon posted:

Yeah Niembro is bad but nobody can be worse than the chacala boom guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1XvFZIhAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZtoJlW7goU

Argh this guy is also loving awful.

loving Fox Sports and their poo poo commentators, at least the F1 guys are good.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
River deserved that, they have been better than Boca.

1-0

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Golazo

Awesome pass great shot 2-0

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hecko posted:

Oh man ,that's awful! I feel lucky now

Thankfully this guy is mostly limited to EPL games.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I used to go to the games of U.A Maracaibo but they went bankrupt :(

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%F3n_Atl%E9tico_Maracaibo

I actually knew some of the players of that team because a couple lived in the same building as one of my friends and they always threw parties.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
You never know with youth players, look at Sahin.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
First win under Bianchi as well.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He's only going to be 31 in 2018, he's probably going to move when he's 35 and play one or two years in Argentina.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Peñarol - Emelec about to start, the atmosphere is amazing. :stare:

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Even the Ecuatorian Barcelona can't help but lose, 1-2 against Boca in the Libertadores.

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