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Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

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Nathilus posted:

To everyone who talked poo poo about Advent Children, gently caress you. It's flawed in various ways but the nonstop barrage of awesome characters, locations, and combat make it a one way ticket to nerdgasmville.

Here are some things that actually happen over the course of the movie: Tifa gets hurled at a wall and owns the loving landing, nearly destroying the back wall of Aeris' church. Cloud beats the poo poo out of Bahamut in mid-air after being boosted into the stratosphere by a gravity defying chain of his friends. Everyone smugly sits around on the airship while Cloud beats the crap out of Sephiroth by using the Six Paths of Pain. Cloud continually pulls other swords out of his sword :black101:. Reno and Rude walk around all over the place being awesome and getting their asses kicked. Rufus outshines anything he does in the games and pisses off the whiny wannabe Sephiroths by DODGING A loving BULLET and hurling himself off of a giant building with Jenova's core in hand.

I could go on and on. Such a good movie. Then again my favorite movie ever is Big Trouble in Little China, so clearly I have a tolerance for good cheese.

Advent Children is the Transformers 2 of the Final Fantasy series.

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Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

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I've seen some bad journalism in my day, but it astounds me just how terrible internet article can be at times.
What was up with that Mario Party section? That wasn't even an evaluation of the fanbase. It was just the author bitching about Mario Party.

Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

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That's it? That didn't look that fun or interesting at all. Hell, it looked like the same tired poo poo with shallow gameplay Kingdom Hearts has already mastered. This time with even more solid black outfits.

Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

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Gammatron 64 posted:

FF7 is a great game dude, but it's also the most over-rated game in history.

FF7 is the most hyperbolized game in the world.

Earnestly
Apr 24, 2010

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Finally beat 13. Man, that was a terrible game. Good looking, but holy poo poo it deserves the hyperboles lobbed at it.

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