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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Gologle posted:

No no, YggiDree, all the FF worlds take place in the same universe, you see, because a space man with a moon for a space ship went around to all of them and dropped his crystal supercomputers on them to see if they were worthy of evolution!

Im crying internally because thats sadly canon for one of them.

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Apr 11, 2015

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
There's an actual term for planting ones face on tits, and its called Puff Puff?


Japan you so crazy

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Actually its GG FFT

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

corn in the bible posted:

quistis has no dialog past the first disk, even though she is still in every cutscene

Only thing aside same orphanage I can even remember her saying past Disc 1 was Calling Squall an idiot in Disc 3 for being, well, an idiot.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Mega64 posted:

A FFIX prequel may work since the backstory for the games are "a lot of wars happen," but I don't trust SE to pull it off.

SE forgetting 9 exists is probably for the best hilariously enough.

You can look at Evil Space Clones by Mr.Boneitis, Toriyama Compensating something, LOVELESS, and Blitzbomb to know that yeah, having your game ignored is for the best

Never saw or even know what the FF anime OVA is about so can't make fun of FF5 sequel.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

RottenK posted:

I know about blitzbomb, but what are the rest of these things?

please educate me about rich history of the final fantasy franchise

LOVELESS is some stupid play in the FF7 universe that they shove down your throat, lot of times in a pretentious as gently caress manner.
Mr. Boneitis is the Creator, the final boss of The After Years. Don't ask beyond that, it's for the best.
Toriyama really loves Lightning.

I also forgot FF12 had that DS sequel but ive heard nothing of it other that "it was ok". Dissidia is supposed to be a "sequel" to FF1 isn't it?

I didn't realize many of the FF's have had sequels.
None of them were as bad as Blitzbomb though, that is the magnum opus of Squeenix Fuckery.

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Aug 17, 2015

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Nojima seems to be the Vince Russo of Final Fantasy


When controlled and filtered, he might have a brilliant idea or two out of a hundred. Left alone you get some of the worst/stupidest abominations ever.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Nihilarian posted:

8 is probably my favorite game in the series even though it's bad~

I will fight over Selphie though, she's actually good. I wish they did more with her and less with Squall and Rinoa.

Selphie is good if you dont take her seriously, which Im convinced youre not supposed to.

If you take her seriously, she's awful.
But If you taker her not seriously, you can see she's some crazy bitch that wants to party and destroy anything that moves just because burn it to the loving ground. Thats awesome.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Vann in as 12MC, Ashe Fuckin Buried

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Oct 29, 2015

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Yeah he's in smash


It finally happened

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Ill reserve judgement, but he looks really Eh. Curious how the Limit break works.


Im more shocked that he's even in it to begin with.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Oh man

I dont think ive ever seen a company go more all in on a game like this

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
The Car just transformed into the airship

That is godlike

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

The best part about this glorious outfit is the random Jalapeņo pepper belt

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
True, but I would've imagined he'd opt for a habanero pepper belt

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Please. Don't be crude. His name is Butz.

and his title is: Greatest Playa in Final Fantasy

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Rufus is cool, but them outright not explaining on how he lived the explosion because Cloud is being a douche was stupid.
Which describes AC in general really, that movie has a lot of issues.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

mandatory lesbian posted:

When people say 12 has great voice acting they mean the part where vaan's CAPTAIN BASCH OF DALMASCA

best part of the game tbh

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Aside Mr. Thou and Greg, what other fun names do characters call other characters in the series.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Vaan REALLY needed a shirt

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Squall was passable and had some pretty good moments before he got his balls and brain ripped from him in Disc 3, though it did kind of start someways into Disc 2. Him being a loner is pretty understandable when FF8's world is full of loving idiots with their stupid so potent that Zell and Selphie are unironically 2 of the most competent and dependable people in that world.


Bartz wins in life just because his name is actually BUTZ, that in itself is amazing. He also rolls around saving the world with a cute princess, a cool pirate chick who's also a princess, a cool old dude who's a king and his granddaughter thus making her a princess as well. Thats 4 different people of royalty, 3 of the opposite sex, he hangs with despite essentially being a Traveling Hobo.

Also his bird bro got laid and had a family.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Right right, forgot Steiner is called Rusty
But his real name is too good, and only makes me want to try out Shoney's next time if im ever back in the east coast.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Tidus is a totally cool fella, but he can be a douchebag at times.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Terra (Trance) is also the best mage in Exvius, she was also really good in Dissidia before 012 wrecked her with the nerf hammer.

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Feb 9, 2018

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
No to defend Snow or anything, but 90% of characters in Final Fantasy are freggin idiots, and a good chunk of those 10% that are not turn into idiots in sequels or remakes.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
I cant really hate Vaan because how intentional they tried to make people hate/not give a poo poo about him, it was petty as hell.
Also because him running around the streets like a whino yelling BASCH LIVES was great.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Mega64 posted:

They made a collection of the first three Mana games then made them Japan-only :negative:
One day they will bring SD3 outside japan
Theatrythm had a song from it, so there IS hope.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Jesus christ Squeenix

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Chaotic Flame posted:

You want a Final Fantasy fighting game made by ArcSys

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

My friend is looking to play one of the FF games after he finishes Chrono trigger, and I sort of remember people talking poo poo about the ds versions of 4-6, an I remembering this right and if I am why

4DS is fine, its just different from the actual FF4 in terms of most of its mechanics.
The Chibi look is ok in some, reaaaaaaally weird in others . Voice acting ranges but its mostly alright.

I was unaware FF5 and FF6 were on the DS <<
Unless you mean the iOS ports that they ported to Steam. Incase gently caress em, they look like lazy booty and are lazy booty. Just play the SNES roms.




But I wish to talk more about the hopes for a ArcSys 2D FF fighter. Cmon Square do it, you did a fighter with the Arcana heart dudes and that's going well for em.

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Mar 3, 2018

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Oh what happened? Did the scene for it die or something?

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Mar 3, 2018

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Nasgate posted:

Who is everyone's favourite female protagonist?

Faris has a special place in my heart personally.

Rydia. Almost 20 years and still going strong as #1 for me.
(I didnt first play FF4 till like 1999)

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Cloud X Sephiroth brought em all

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Cecil's gets canon married, and Kain wanted some of that flower too.

Also Cecil probably conceived his son before they fought Zeromus.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
I do believe even the worst of FF is at least above Twilight

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
the number 3 is a pretty good number tbh

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Oh oh I know of a JRPG thats all Female, and theres like 10 of em!

Sailor Moon:Another Story

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Urien did the Video Game Villain in a thong thing better tbh

This thought would always come up to me when hearing or talking about Kuja

Shoenin fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Mar 7, 2018

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
When are we gonna get an FF run and gun
kinda like Front Mission Gun Hazzard?


also we need FF soccer and FF Basketball. The ladder of which has sort of happened with Mario of all people

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
I wish FF6 Bushido was good and Mr. Thou wasnt the resident lowtier bitchboy of everything FF6 related in spinoffs and crossovers.

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