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Critical posted:One of the worst songs and videos ever made. Behold! Wow you weren't kidding, that is an exceptionally bad video. Although, considering that it's a drop of water in a sea of bad music videos, why was that one singled out for a smilie? I'm guessing there was a thread about it? Call Now posted:For the record, I've seen some mentions it, like a graph joke or a cloud photoshop, but never the real thing Hey don't worry Call Now, we've all been through this, it just took you a bit longer to get there. Now, the next time someone says "what's goatse?" you'll be able to set them on the right path. 
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Toast Museum posted:The real pros have seen the rest of that photo set. And the gif. There's a gif?
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:There's a gif? I believe there's even videos. I didn't see them personally, but I remember hearing about them years ago. Someone also worked out his real name and did an interview.
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Is goatse man the same one who put a children's play ball with winnie the pooh on it up his butt?
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:There's a gif? As a matter of fact, the gif is actually  (though he does it one hand at a time).
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Buh posted:Someone also worked out his real name and did an interview. Kirk Johnson. e: (oops the thread was a fakepost!!! my bad)
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for sure, the goatse investigative and cathardically conclusive documentary is not far away. and in 3D
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Eggplant Wizard posted:Is goatse man the same one who put a children's play ball with winnie the pooh on it up his butt? I remember that, and I remember seeing that on the original goatse site, so I'm guessing yes. I also remember that either the ball had dolphins on them or the page had a dolphin theme...All I know is that dolphins were involved somehow. I am psychologically damaged.
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Pick posted:My dad even made a Goatse joke the other day. Come on dude. I emailed my dad goatse a couple of years ago, and he swore at me every time he saw me for the rest of the day. Then he forwarded goatse to my uncle, good times, my friends, good times
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Aug 9, 2012 18:40
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 I've been using the internet for over a decade and I've been desensitized to goatse for just about as long, but I never knew that it was part of a set.EDIT:  JESUS loving CHRIST
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Apology posted:I emailed my dad goatse a couple of years ago, and he swore at me every time he saw me for the rest of the day. Then he forwarded goatse to my uncle, good times, my friends, good times That's too perfect. I remember goatse popping up in a conversation once, and just telling people NOT to search for it was enough to get them all to go goatse themselves. CaptainViolence posted:
dickcream.com even made a rudimentary flash of one of his gifs/vids. Yup. Totally not work safe.   (dickcream archive link)
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Aug 9, 2012 19:21
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scamtank posted:Kirk Johnson. Wait, what? There was (is?) a guy on Usenet (in the post.yourself.nude groups) who went by the name Kirk Johnson. That same ring is there, and btw, in addition to the wonders which (almost) all of us have already seen, the man is also capable of literally loving his own rear end. To orgasm. Yeah.
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Lysdexique posted:All I know is that dolphins were involved somehow. For a while one well-known host also had a link to a very long and very detailed tale of dolphin loving.
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Chard posted:For a while one well-known host also had a link to a very long and very detailed tale of dolphin loving. It was less of a tale and more of a handbook describing how to groom cetaceans for loving.
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Here is an article detailing the history of goatse and it even includes a picture of his face!
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scamtank posted:It was less of a tale and more of a handbook describing how to groom cetaceans for loving. The joke's on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0
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syscall girl posted:The joke's on them. I vainly tried to find and post the scene from King of the Hill where Hank gets raped by a dolphin at the La Grunta resort as a response. Dolphins pretty much live by prison rules.
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CaptainViolence posted:
Why would a dude stretch his butthole out to do just one shot?
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I don't think he's the type to spend a lot of time NOT stretching his butthole out dude.
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I was just expecting a few more shots of the same hello.jpg hijinks, but ended up seeing that stretched anus completely engulf something the size of a lawn gnome. Call me naive, but I did not see that coming.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Outing the in-jokes: a thread about shocksites. So what's the deal with Tubgirl? Is she friends with Meatspin?
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Mister Chief posted:Here is an article detailing the history of goatse and it even includes a picture of his face! This was a fascinating article, even if it means a little bit of the mystery has been lost.
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Lysdexique posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Outing the in-jokes: a thread about shocksites. They are all friends and on Sundays they have tea and brunch at Lemon Party's place with Goatse and Beecock and take a walk to the corner cafe where 2 Girls 1 Cup perform to a packed crowd. It is a most wonderful time.
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Here I am laughing at the people who don't know goatse/lemonparty/tubgirl when I realize that I've never heard of beecock. Sometimes I wish google would just say no when I type things into it.
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Beecock was a SA thing. I think it showed up when you tried to log in after being banned. I don't know first hand as I've never been banned.
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Iron Crowned posted:Beecock was a SA thing. I think it showed up when you tried to log in after being banned. I don't know first hand as I've never been banned. Wasn't that spidercock? Man why are there so many horrible pictures on the internet and why are we all so intimately acquainted with them
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Iron Crowned posted:Beecock was a SA thing. I think it showed up when you tried to log in after being banned. I don't know first hand as I've never been banned. Individual posts in FYAD can be "beecocked". I'm not sure exactly what's involved, but I'd guess beecock shows up somewhere.
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Seems we have two threads affected by this derail. Maybe someone should make a thread called "PYF Shock site" and get it out of everybody's system. (Don't actually do this)
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prefect posted:Individual posts in FYAD can be "beecocked". I'm not sure exactly what's involved, but I'd guess beecock shows up somewhere. If a thread gets sent to twisty or whatever they're calling it these days then anyone viewing it gets redirected to a picture of a cock covered in bees.
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I was looking for an emoticon I forgot the prompt to and- Why the gently caress is there an emoticon of the Haibane Renmei logo? 
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Lysdexique posted:Seems we have two threads affected by this derail. Three 
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Lex Kramer posted:Why would a dude stretch his butthole out to do just one shot?  cobalt impurity posted:Why the gently caress is there an emoticon of the Haibane Renmei logo? 
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cobalt impurity posted:I was looking for an emoticon I forgot the prompt to and- It was really huge in ADTRW 5 or 6 years ago, and if I remember correctly, for a couple years there was a tradition of watching it every Christmas.
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Dr Pepper posted:
If you are asking the meaning, here.
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Ohhhhhhh. That kind of "trip"
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Dr Pepper posted:Ohhhhhhh. It's also used in other forums, though I don't think the tag is. quote:Sometimes this phrase crops up in other forums both in thread titles and common posting language, and can be generalized to mean a posting of one's experiences with something new and unusual.
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m2pt5 posted:It's also used in other forums, though I don't think the tag is. It's often used in Games in the Steam Thread, where people will buy or get games gifted to them, and promise to provide "trip reports" (really just game reviews with a bit of Let's Play thrown in).
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big business sloth posted:for sure, the goatse investigative and cathardically conclusive documentary is not far away. Edit: what's up with the bottle of kraken rum? Never Odd or Even has a new favorite as of 23:56 on Aug 11, 2012 |
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