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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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This forum would not have anywhere near as much interesting folklore (necessitating a thread like this) if the software worked at all well. :allears:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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http://fishmech.tumblr.com/post/127359129398/horses

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Are you kidding? All you gotta search YouTube for is “holy poo poo piss”

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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peepsalot posted:

A few years ago I made a thing for a yospos secret santa gift which I thought was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlR25IeL1wU

Dad, I promise you, I will never get tired of this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It was added blast blursday

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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:mmmhmm:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What a fuckin username/post combo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Holy poo poo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It doesn't help that I (mis?)read the thing about chocolate as "chocolate is poisonous to dogs, I guess I'll use it to do the job then"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Apropos of nothing, I wanted to note that my work Slack has this as one of the custom emotes: :parrot:

Only flashing like :catdrugs: . It's labeled :partyparrot:

I don't know who added it or when. So either there's a goon at work or that bird has a good sized footprint outside SA

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Well then. :ms:



I added :thurman: to ours

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

D&D (I think) went through a period where every post on the top of the page had to include a dog pic or you'd get probated or banned or something and for some it became a habit, they kept doing it to be safe, or they were casual enough that they didn't notice the rule was revoked.

It started in the first Trump thread which was moving so fast the mods couldn’t keep up. So they said “you have to post a fat dog if you start a new page” to try to put the fear of god into people.

Then people noticed that fat dog pictures were kind of a limited content source, plus it led to a whole thing about whether fat dog pics amounted to animal abuse, so it turned into just regular dog pics.

Then, as with the experiment with the monkeys and the bananas in the ladder, eventually everyone in every thread started to absorb the idea that every thread should have a dog tax at the start of every page. It’s cute and fun enough that nobody minds.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I added :thurman: and :snoop: to mine

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It spontaneously appeared on every single pizza box in the known universe around 1961.

Just like all the plumbing vans with a logo on the side of a guy holding a drain snake and doing that "keep on truckin'" pose

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Welp, just saw Heathers for the first time.

That's a movie I can't even imagine relating to in tyool 2019, but at least now I finally get the "dead gay forums" joke

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What I couldn't believe was how the dude wore an actual trench coat, and his plan was basically the same as Columbine's turned out to have been originally. And yet I can't find much linking the two?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Make a Coexist patch with a swastika instead of the X

E: actually looking at the real one more closely, EXTRA don’t

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Apr 4, 2019

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Facebook Aunt posted:

One is my name, the other is not.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I wanna know how so many SA smilies end up in various companies' Slack libraries.

Clearly there is (or was) a goon working at X company, but how does one seek said goon out without publicly owning oneself

Either you're gonna out yourself as a goon to your coworkers or you're gonna dox your employer. Bah

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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haveblue posted:

You can see which user uploaded which emoji :ssh: (account menu -> customize slack)

Oh my.

Now to undertake the grim process of researching the emojis to see which ones are 100% and exclusively traceable to SA and which ones have spread into wider memery.

Like, :parrot: has a thousand cousins in every slack I've seen in the last few years. But :yayclod: ?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Weird flex, but ok.

💪😡🍑👌

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Anyone know what the deal with :whitewater: is?

It's almost never not made me guffaw when someone's deployed it, but I'd love to know why "whitewater".

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh and it's a lampshade, I geddit

e: poo poo, they're even using it as their logo now. I award myself no insight points

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh no, our precious perpetual tire fire of unusability!!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I’ve always pictured us as Popeye style goons.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It’s a pretty hosed up thing to do really. All sites must adhere to our arbitrary definition of “acceptable” otherwise they are ... what, decadent? Degenerate?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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As a native English speaker let me assure the non-native English speakers itt that it's super weird for us too, we're just rolling with it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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"peperony and chease" serves the same purpose as "F" for memers of a certain age

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Only if you're an Australian taken to an Outback Steakhouse.

I went with some friends including one from Australia to an Outback years ago and the waitress gave us really lovely brusque service for the first half of the meal, until apparently someone took her aside and said my friend wasn't putting on a fake Australian accent to make fun of her, he was actually from there :v:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I've seen outback steakhouses everywhere but never been in one. If they actually try to speak in an australian accent then that explains this joke from The Good Place

They don't.


LOL, does "stuff yourself" have the "gently caress yourself" connotation in Australian?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm impressed at how little sense that makes in any context

Joey is a term for baby marsupials of either sex

They could have at least called them Bruces

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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If I had one callout it'd be to make the corner radius a bit smaller, otherwise what they said.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Man, I wanted to filter smilies by typing in each one's formative injoke verbatim

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Remembering forever ago in this thread (maybe?) when someone bought :perfect: and people were like "ok I guess but I can't really imagine it being useful :shrug:"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That was literally the intention

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I made it in three minutes in response to someone's prompt, gimme a break drat

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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haha, I wish I could claim credit for that one.

I've done :preacher: and :projection:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It's wild how many variants of :parrot: there are in every Slack I've ever seen

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I keep adding :thurman: to every new work slack.

It's very useful. :iiam: is less so because it doesn't scale well

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oooo, helpful. Thanks!

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