Outing the in-jokes: a thread about Something Awful smilies. :confuoot:

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Eh... I thought a cuckold was a man raising his wife's child who wasn't his own child in which he was blissfully ignorant but the rest of society knows.

If your wife is just cheating on you that just makes her slut.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 03:22

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# ¿ Jul 15, 2025 05:17

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

haveblue posted:

If you're wondering what that's actually a picture of: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spurdo-sparde

Who the gently caress has time to do research on something like that. Wow.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 19:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

kelvron posted:

I don't know which dad thread this came from, but I like it.

Gip!
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 22:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Man that's pretty close to where I am at temporarily. Wish I had stopped by to marvel at it.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 23:08

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Annual Gift Panda posted:

It's an anime thing

Well you just ruined it for me.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 14:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Stay strong Pete!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 20:30

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Rubbing your taint all over a child is a non-starter. Can�t they just take swabs from the motheres vagina instead?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 17:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

A Buttery Pastry posted:

That is literally what they do now, since that's where non-Cesarian babies get their bacteria from.

Original idea no steal.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 01:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Y'all need Jesus.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 07:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I bought a London fog trench coat to emulate by professional dressing dad in 1989. Wore it my whole high school years from 1991 to 1995.

Also the stupid loving matching fedora. Woof.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 15:51

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Picnic Princess posted:

I had people threatening me for wearing a full length wool coat in 2000 as part of my goth look because they thought I was in the trenchcoat mafia lmao

Isn�t it cold where you are at? I didn�t even have that excuse because CA Bay Area lol.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 19:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Make a shadow box display on how it was taken from a dead Nazi and his body was later peed on by black GIs. Then sell it on Ebay to some idiot wehraboo for big money for honor of placing it in his shrine.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 20:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Xiahou Dun posted:

1) Wrong side of the war.

2) It really is loving great at being a coat. Like when Hurricane Sandy hit I was basically just walking around immune to the concept of weather, which was handy because I was helping my then girlfriend move a shelter.

3) I don't know if I want wehraboo money.

1) doesn�t matter
2) well ok
3) it�s not like you are selling them real gold teeth

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 20:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wool full length navy officer pea coat is the single most expensive clothing item I own and i love it.

I�m not an officer. I removed the dumb gold buttons and shoulder straps.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 03:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 17:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

White Out Mouse? Haven�t seen him in a few years no?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 07:42

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

sneakyfrog posted:

was bought in the 2016 bernie thread.

stands for bust a gut laughing

but also that bagels are indeed delicious.

Stop trying to make "fe..." er "BAGL" happen.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 15:08

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# ¿ Jul 15, 2025 05:17

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

He�s probably dead.

Something lame like not looking both ways before crossing a street.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2023 04:31

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