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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
What are people's opinions on the different translations of Xenophon's Anabasis? What's the best available translation and why?

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unwantedplatypus posted:

What types of non-autocratic governmental structures existed outside of Europe in antiquity?

The Icelandic Commonwealth was basically the closest to an anarcho-capitalist "state" humanity has ever gotten, and is arguably outside of Europe. That's not "antiquity" so much as "Middle Ages" though.

Hieronymous Alloy
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I mention this because we're reading the Saga of Burned Njal in book barn this month come join

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845840

(shameless plug!)

Hieronymous Alloy
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Morbid Hound

Good video in a similar vein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZskjLq040I

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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cheetah7071 posted:

Looks like there's an online version of that, if you want to play a 4500 year old board game:

https://www.yourturnmyturn.com/java/ur/index.php

How could the answer to "do you want to play a 4500 year old board game" ever be "no"

(answer: if you're sober, most ancient world games seem intended to be drunken gambling games)

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Elyv posted:

How does someone figure out pre-modern literacy rates?

Elyv posted:

How does someone figure out pre-modern literacy rates?

Grand Fromage posted:


As usual, the non-urban and slave populations vanish here. When we talk Roman literacy we're talking Roman urban, free male literacy.


The Icelandic Sagas have a lot of passing references to thralls and large servant populations -- like, a given named warrior leader might have an estate with forty thralls. Similarly, though, among that elite class, wordplay and literacy is really really really highly valued; as Tolkien points out in his essay On Fairy-Stories, the modern word "spell", if you trace it back etymologically, originally meant both "a story told" and "a formula of power", i.e., telling a story IS casting a spell. And there are numerous points where heroes get into poetic dissing competitions and/or save themselves by speaking a really cool verse in the heat of the moment.

So my guess is that it probably was at least close to 100% literacy in ancient iceland . . . among elites.

Past that. . .

quote:

I have said Iceland is an extremely literate society, but I need to clarify. Iceland has developed a unique type of literacy. As the Icelandic-American writer Bill Holm points out in his book about Iceland, "Eccentric Islands", Icelanders have developed a "literary fundamentalism." He explains his shock at being told straight-faced about Grettir Ásmundsson, or Grettir the strong, a saga hero who was written about three hundred years after his death, in a saga dated to the beginning of the 15th century.

Despite the fact that Grettir's Saga is a work of art and it was influenced by three hundred years of telling and retelling, plus the inclusion of influences of Germanic literature, locals point at specific rocks and say "Grettir moved that."

I didn't believe Mr. Holm, until a friend started talking about Egill, the saga hero from the 9th century written about in the 13th, and explained Egill's life to me as though she had seen his actions, even tisking about how he harassed his poor nanny.

No questioning. No belief that some of the events may have been art.

http://icelandreview.com/news/2004/10/29/most-literate-country-world

Hieronymous Alloy
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Morbid Hound
My guess is that transportation and travel was difficult enough in the ancient world that a "gold rush" was not practically possible due to limitations on the spread of news and the spread of people. Gold rush of the American West type requires a few things -- mass travel, mass news dissemination, open and unclaimed land, etc. -- that I'm not sure existed together in the ancient world in the same way.

I mean maybe if you count something like Alexander's conquest of Persia. "They sure have a lot of money, let's bring an army." I'm sure there were gold booms and busts and so forth though.

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cheetah7071 posted:

what century-defining thing happened in 1992

quote:

On August 6, 1991,[18] Berners-Lee posted a short summary of the World Wide Web project on the alt.hypertext newsgroup, inviting collaborators.[19] This date is sometimes confused with the public availability of the first web servers, which had occurred months earlier.

Paul Kunz from the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center visited CERN in September 1991, and was captivated by the Web. He brought the NeXT software back to SLAC, where librarian Louise Addis adapted it for the VM/CMS operating system on the IBM mainframe as a way to display SLAC’s catalog of online documents;[12] this was the first web server outside of Europe and the first in North America.[20] The www-talk mailing list was started in the same month.[14]

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
this was neat:

https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/955458643192934400

https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/955814657851314176

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achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/sarahargodale/status/959835847183904768
I'm glad how much LIDAR is showing that ancient people's were amazing all over the place and Ancient Rome/Greece were hardly unique

What are the odds we'll be able to find more written records in these locations?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Cyrano4747 posted:

A lot of it is because of conquest era destruction too. The Spanish burned “heretical pagan books” wherever they went. There are some accounts of the purge of Aztec writings that will make you want to cry.

Yeah that's what I was thinking of. Every time I read about newly discovered south American ruins, I hope "maybe the Spanish missed these". Oh, for a Mayan Edda . . .

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
https://vimeo.com/253135841

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cheetah7071 posted:

Apparently we have a surviving account of a second-century Greek writer just gushing about how his dog is the best and listing all of her cute quirks, which I find hilarious and adorable

The entire video containing that anecdote is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDh2zGgVZzM

Dog story is awesome but Xenophon's book on horseback riding is good too!

The enunciation in that video is a little strange, sounds like speech-to-text with each word carefully enunciated separately.

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hailthefish posted:

It's an exceptionally pronounced variation of that obnoxious podcast accent literally everyone seems to use.

That makes sense, I'm old enough that I still mostly "read text" like a dinosaur instead of listening to podcasts & streams. Makes more sense than my initial "the AIs are taking our ancient history youtube streaming jobs" theory.

Hieronymous Alloy
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Ataxerxes posted:

Petri Hiltunen, a Finnish comic artist did a two-part album based on Anabasis and the word has it that it's getting translated. The Finnish cover is linked below, I liked it a lot.
(the title says "Part One - the War of Cyrus"


Ooohh

Every year or so I go check and see if the Landmark Anabasis is out yet, it's been listed as in production for . . like a decade?

Hieronymous Alloy
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There are a number of decent fantasy / historical fiction novels set in byzantium, at least. Guy Gavriel Kay's Sarantine Mosaic series is basically "fantasy Byzantium: the series". The only real "magical" elements are that he renames everything, puts two moons in the sky, and replaces Christianity with sun worship, Islam with lunar worship, and Judaism with star-worship.

Hieronymous Alloy
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P-Mack posted:

So it's the same world as Lions of Al-Rassan? I'll have to check it out.

Yup, exactly. Most of his "fantasy historicals" are set at different points in that same universe. Lions of Al-Rassan is by far my favorite but the Sarantine books have a decent amount of appeal just because they can mine all the neat Byzantine history. It's basically Fantasy Justinian / Theodora

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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MikeCrotch posted:

Which ancient civilisation would have the dankest memes if given access to the internet?

I can't help but feel that the majority of Roman ones would be TPUSA style "SUPPORT THE LEGIONARIES" or complaining about how soft the youth of today is

it'd be the greeks

Hieronymous Alloy
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Grand Fromage posted:

I wish the title character limit was larger.

Could cut the "us" and the "does"

Hieronymous Alloy
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I feel like Macedonia should be more prep and less goth

Hieronymous Alloy
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sbaldrick posted:

I’ve really started to wonder how far the Vikings got in North America and how much they hosed up tribes they meet with diseases the Native population couldn’t cope with.

We will honestly never know.

I could be wrong, but I think the Viking contacts with North America pre-date the medieval European urbanization and spread of trade that supposedly led to the increased prevalence of diseases, plagues, etc.

On the other hand they post-date Roman urbanization etc. So I'm not sure how well that thesis really holds up.

Hieronymous Alloy
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Thwomp posted:

Could've been marauders who, having been rebuffed at being paid tribute/ransom, made an example of the fort and its inhabitants.

Then went around telling surrounding communities about it? "You don't want to end up like them. Pay up or we'll slaughter you down to the last child and leave you to rot where you lie."

I think the death of the children points to either religious or political / revenge, not just plundering.

Hieronymous Alloy
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Morbid Hound
It was a plague. The Axe Plague. Symptoms include fever, sweating, broken bones, death, and axe wounds to the face. Highly contagious.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Dalael posted:

Its amazing that we're still finding things like that in Pompeii. I've never been there myself and I was under the impression it was already fully excavated.

Oh no poor horsie

Hieronymous Alloy
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have you seen my baby posted:

This post has me curious. If I want to build a repertoire of annoying questions to ask historians, what would the thread recommend?

So far I have, "was Alexander the Great Greek?" and, "was the Byzantine Empire Roman (and if not when did it stop)?"

reminds me of this:

https://imgur.com/gallery/lnOAS

Hieronymous Alloy
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feedmegin posted:

It's true, we are terrible people.

That's why Mel Gibson keeps having to battle your people through time and space.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Grand Fromage posted:


You could and did absolutely have black Romans. I don't know any specific examples because a Roman wouldn't think to write "oh btw it's a black dude" when talking about someone, but have zero doubt there were plenty. Especially once Caracalla extended citizenship to all free males. Like today North Africans were not what we would consider black, but at the very least there were a bunch of Nubian Egyptians who would've been citizens. And immigrants.

I thought it was relatively well established that Caracalla and Septimus Severus were, well, dark skinned? It's just that our modern concepts of "race" or "blackness" didn't really exist in the same way at the time, so it's a somewhat nonsensical question?

Hieronymous Alloy
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https://twitter.com/marinamaral2/status/1003602755573993472

Hieronymous Alloy
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I feel like there's a μολὼν λαβέ joke in here somewhere but that would probably be déclassé

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Deteriorata posted:

If Greece wants the Elgin marbles back, they should do as any civilized country would do.

Invade Britain and take them back by force.

I already made the ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ joke but nobody noticed >_<

I don't think this issue has a good answer but hopefully in the near future everyone all over the world will be able to visit a molecule-level reproduction of the Elgin Marbles in VR anyway, rendering the "where is the physical original" question somewhat moot in a practical sense.

Not that the practical sense is the only one that matters.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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CoolCab posted:

putting aside boring stuff like spices are there many things today that are very inexpensive compared to in roman times? if i had a time machine and a tight budget and wanted to pass myself off as a rich foreigner what would i encrust myself with?

Antibiotics and a pistol, you are now a wizard

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CoolCab posted:

what holy poo poo really? are they all really small and lovely or something, can i get a big fuckoff fake ring for my time travel goddammit

Armor made of overlapping sapphire scales

That said yeah the tomato seeds are the best angle

Real answer though is "be an unknowing carrier for a bunch of modern diseases and infections and murder the human race by unleashing multiple antibiotic resistant plagues onto the Roman era"

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HEY GUNS posted:

i mean I'D pay a shitton for it

What would you do with it afterwards

I feel like owning anything from tutankahmun's tomb would probably be more stress than it was worth

Come downstairs in the morning and the cursed dagger has impaled the coffee maker again

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HEY GUNS posted:

get cursed

I'm an American so I am already. We all live on top of thousands of years of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Hieronymous Alloy
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Commercial plants are probably a no go anyway -- you'd need a prohibitive volume in order to create a market in the first place etc.

The real gig?

Import Roman Silphium to the present!

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FAUXTON posted:

How do you even end up with scurvy as an upper-class Egyptian person after, like, the Paleolithic, assuming you aren't found in extreme circumstances like being marooned on a desert island?

Like doesn't most meat have sufficient vitamin C to ward off scurvy even if eaten sparingly with no vegetable sources? Is there some vice of the Egyptian rich and famous that causes poor dietary absorption as a side effect?

E: it's early and I said Greek instead of Egyptian w.r.t. Thebes.

My guess would be some extremely weird sub-caste type thing, like temple priests under extremely specific diet regimens where they have to drink only the blood of the sacred bull, or some poo poo. So what looks like "upper class skeletons" is actually a distinct social group.

EDIT: I will be scientifically unprofessional as gently caress and just go look in Herodotus even though he's a thousand years later:

quote:

They are religious beyond measure, more than any other people; and the following are among their customs. They drink from cups of bronze, which they clean out daily; this is done not by some but by all. [2] They are especially careful always to wear newly-washed linen. They practise circumcision for cleanliness' sake; for they would rather be clean than more becoming. Their priests shave the whole body every other day, so that no lice or anything else foul may infest them as they attend upon the gods. [3] The priests wear a single linen garment and sandals of papyrus:20 they may have no other kind of clothing or footwear. Twice a day and twice every night they wash in cold water. Their religious observances are, one may say, innumerable. [4] But also they receive many benefits: they do not consume or spend anything of their own; sacred food is cooked for them, beef and goose are brought in great abundance to each man every day, and wine of grapes is given to them, too. They may not eat fish. [5] The Egyptians sow no beans in their country; if any grow, they will not eat them either raw or cooked; the priests cannot endure even to see them, considering beans an unclean kind of legume. Many (not only one) are dedicated to the service of each god. One of these is the high priest; and when a high priest dies, his son succeeds to his office. 38.

So my guess: priestly caste, including some members of the royal family, restricted to a diet entirely of sacred beef and goose and wine and nothing else.

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Arglebargle III posted:

Try to imagine getting so mad about pictures that you get kicked out of town.

That's about, what, a quarter of the bans we have around here?

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Fuligin posted:

I remember coming across a grave inscription that was apparently taken from just outside of rome, that went something like "*insert dog name here*, dog of *insert shopkeeper name here*: He never barked inappropriately, or bit any customer at the storefront. Let he who guarded his master, now guard his master's grave"

I'm tearing my hair out trying to remember the name of some roman literary figure who also has a long, random digression on his pet dog, her "excellent qualities," good names for dogs, and the general salutary effect of owning a pet. I remember it being remarkable for how genuinely similar to modern experience his pet ownership was, stuff like how she would jump up for kisses, "could distinguish between friends and strangers," was a great companion on country walks, etc. It ends with him defending the tangent because he (paraphrasing) "wants to preserve for posterity the memory of blahblah, who was surpassing in every canine respect"

ARg I remember reading about that dog I will try to find it

Edit I eventually found it by forum searching this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDh2zGgVZzM&t=322s

quote:

While I am at home she remains by my side, and accompanies me when I go out, following me to the gymnasium, and, while I am exercising, sits by me. On my return home, she runs in front of me, often looking to see whether I had turned off the road; and as soon as she catches sight of me, shows symptoms of joy, and again, turns and trots in front of me. If I am going out on any government business, she remains with my friend, and treats him exactly the same. If she has not seen either of us for a short time, she jumps up repeatedly by way of greeting, and barks with joy. At meals she pats us, with one foot and the other, to remind us to feed fer.

Having been beaten with a whip as a puppy, if anyone, even to this day, mentions a whip, she will come up to the speaker cowering and begging, and will jump up and hang on their neck, applying her mouth to theirs as if to kiss them, and will not let go until she is appeased.

Now really I do not think that I should be ashamed to write the name of this dog; so that it may be left to posterity.

[I] had a greyhound named Horme, who was of the greatest speed and intelligence and, was altogether excellent.

It's from Arrian's Cynegeticus, modelled on Xenophon's Cynegeticus, which should have been like my second guess

Everything below that is from other links I surfed before I wised up and realized what I was looking for:


https://www.thedodo.com/9-touching-epitaphs-ancient-gr-589550486.html


http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/miscellanea/canes/canes.html


http://www.isvroma.it/public/pecus/kitchell.pdf

https://foundinantiquity.com/2013/11/15/the-melitan-miniature-dog/
https://www.quora.com/How-were-dogs-and-cats-treated-in-Europe-during-the-Roman-empire

Martial wrote an epigram to a dog:

quote:

CIX. ON A PET DOG AND THE PAINTER.

Issa is more playful than the sparrow of Catullus. Issa is more pure than the kiss of a dove. Issa is more loving than any maiden. Issa is dearer than Indian gems. The little dog Issa is the pet of Publius. If she complains, you will think she speaks. She feels both the sorrow and the gladness of her master. She lies reclined upon his neck, and sleeps, so that not a respiration is heard from her. And, however pressed, she has never sullied the coverlet with a single spot; but rouses her master with a gentle touch of her foot, and begs to be set down from the bed and relieved. Such modesty resides in this chaste little animal; she knows not the pleasures of love; nor do we find a mate worthy of so tender a damsel. That her last hour may not carry her off wholly, Publius has her limned in a picture, in which you will see an Issa so like, that not even herself is so like herself. In a word, place Issa and the picture side by side, and you will imagine either both real, or both painted.

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StashAugustine posted:

going to a vaguely roman themed potluck, any ideas for food with the caveat that i hate seafood?

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/186428/ancient-roman-cheesecake-savillum/

My wife made this once, says it's actually good, but it hardens as it cools.

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WoodrowSkillson posted:

And we come full circle again.

More a spheroidal section really

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