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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I know a fair amount about gems, and a bit about their role in the classical era, though not much about their valuation. I'll shotgun some random facts below but happy to attempt to answer and gem questions.

One thing to remember is that (as mentioned above) ancient gem definitions weren't the same as modern ones. 'Sapphire' for a long time almost certainly referred to what we now call lapis, at least initially, and 'emerald' included both true emeralds from Egypt (though, having looked at samples from that deposit, they are kind of lovely) and other green gems like chrome chalcedony from Turkey.
Ie, here's a pair of Roman earrings with Egyptian emerald crystals (all jewelry pictures taken from Christie's auctions, great resource):

and a Roman chrome chalcedony ring:

They did know that these two weren't exactly the same thing (anyone who shaped them would likely realize the differences in hardness and toughness right away) but they were both held under the 'smaragdus' banner anyway.

They did love their carnelian, though as with today a lot of what's was actually on the market was likely heat treated or dyed to give a more uniform and intense red color (what comes out of the ground is usually more orange and more unevenly colored).
Like, this is a Roman carnelian ring:

This is what a more typical natural carnelian looks like:

That's not to say that solid, totally uniform red carnelian doesn't exist in nature, but it's always suspicious, and we know for a fact they had a well-developed gem-treating industry. As Pliny the elder put it,

Pliny posted:

I have in my library certain books by authors now living, whom I would under no circumstances name… containing, for example, information on how to make a sardonyx from carnelian: in other words, how to transform one stone into another. To tell the truth, there is no fraud or deceit in the world that yields greater gain and profit than that of counterfeiting gems.
(Pliny's writings on gems are some of the earliest and best we have, and were extensively referenced by later authors.)

In addition to the classic signet rings, cameos were another big category of jewel that we don't see as much of today (no market demand--lots of jewelers have drawers full of them they'd love to get rid of). These were largely carved from rocks like onyx that have alternating bands of color, allowing a nice contrast between the carved foreground and the background. Like the carnelian above this was often produced by dyeing of less-colorful agates.


Here's a picture showing some before and after, even some text if you don't mind using a magnifying glass to read it:

(sorry, it's the best image I could find).


Here's a Roman signet ring, carved from agate that has almost certainly been dyed as above. The preferred method was (and is) to soak the stone in honey to allow the porous layers to absorb sugar, and then heat it (particularly in a reducing atmosphere, ie the bottom of a burning dungheap) to carbonize the sugar, leaving black deposits throughout. Today this is usually helped along with sulphuric acid.

The person who has done the best research on this that I have seen is Çigdem Lüle, those papers are worth looking up if you get a chance.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Amethyst was way more expensive before the extensive South American deposits were discovered. Of course the price today is also strongly depressed by the abundance of undisclosed synthetics.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


HEY GUNS posted:

i would gladly drape myself in cameos and carnelian, my dude. By get rid of, what price do you mean?
Sorry, I am not one of those jewelers, I have just heard their complaints/seen their pictures. It would likely be worth asking around though.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Carnelian and cameo prices are fairly different. Carnelian cut en cabochon (ie, smooth without engraving) can be had dirt-cheap, if you don't mind getting commercial cut goods that are almost certainly dyed. More if you want something custom cut (generally better workmanship) and made from undyed material, depending. But don't pay 8/ct for it.

Cameos nowadays can be hand-carved with varying degrees of workmanship, ranging from OK to inspirational in quality, but they can also be made by putting a metal negative on the stone and using a powerful ultrasonic vibrations and grind the shape into the stone. The results are uniform and kind of lovely but they are obviously very inexpensive to make, and you can also do seals and even some kinds of full carving. I suspect most of what jewelers can't sell is the middling to lower grade boring stuff, rather than the very toppest end material. I don't know much beyond that, though, since I don't buy or sell them.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ooh, that is really neat. You can see several of them were drilled as beads as well.
edit: that said, the presence of a couple faceted stones make me wonder if some of the stones were swapped out later. I'd love to know what each stone is too.

Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 21, 2018

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I remember one of the texts in my Near Eastern religion class argued that the various old testament reports of neighboring peoples (and apostate Israelites) sacrificing children must be untrue, and went on to basically suggest that them having written this in the old testament was directly equivalent to later blood libel against the Jews in Europe and elsewhere. It was really a bit of a weird read; it felt like they were maybe just a bit overeager to suggest that the Jews deserved ill treatment.
There has certainly been a traditional association between Carthaginian child sacrifice and the Moloch sacrifices described in the old testament; that said, I don't know that that's a very modern idea.

Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jul 3, 2018

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Silver2195 posted:

Bad effects from inbreeding are not guaranteed; maybe the Ptolemies just didn't have many unhealthy recessive genes.
On the other hand my grandma has a rare recessive condition, known to run in her mother's family but otherwise very uncommon. When my dad was doing our geneology he found out her parents were eighth cousins. That was all it took.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Just blame it on lead instead.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Alhazred posted:

As far as I can tell the romans didn't have their "own gods". They worshiped spirits but had no pantheon or creation myths on their own.
What about the literal Pantheon?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Grand Fromage posted:

He's being very specific. The native Roman religion has no named gods. What we think of as the Roman gods are one of the many branches of the old pan-Mediterranean religion, likely first adopted from Etruscan forms.
Pan-Mediterranean? That's interesting, as I'd assumed the relationship was more broadly indoeuropean, since even the germanic religions had direct cognates (like Tues to Deus/Zues). Guess that's either different time scales or maybe a later crossover.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I know I missed Commodus chat by a few days, but I forgot I made a Commodus emote a couple years ago:


That golden collar is amazing. I love the quality of goldwork you see in a lot of ancient jewelry.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


In general having a 'theory of everything' is one of the leading signs of crackpottery.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


(There has since been older pottery found in China)(But the general point does stand)
I would think you could do something with wood depending on the temperatures involved, or stone depending on logistics. I'm not sure people did though.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

forests full of apple trees and blackberry bushes
Blackberry bushes are a weed in the southeast. They are happy to take over any suitable unmanaged patch of dirt you give them. So that bit at least doesn't mean much.
(Also apple trees are not native to north america so I assume they meant other native fruit trees like pawpaws or whatever).

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Actually, aside from the pawpaw what fruit trees are even native to the southeast? There is definitely some management involved, but our pawpaws sucker aggressively and they definitely tend to form natural thickets. We are constantly digging out saplings.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Maypop is a passion fruit, which grows on vines, and the jelly palm is from south america. But those others would make a lot of sense. It is hard to mentally fit pawpaws into that role.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Squalid posted:

OH MAN check out how badass the Assyrians were:




Ashurbanipal doesn't give a gently caress about no weak rear end lions. Frickin perfoming a one-armed chokeslam while he shanks it in the ribs.
He might seem cool, but he said my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-daroan. What a jerk.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


You're forgetting the phantom black cats I keep hearing about from prospectors.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


If there's anything I learned in my semester of art history, the Romans produced a lot of great art while the Byzantines produced a bunch of garbage, so I think the distinction is warranted.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=30019360091
:10bux:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Just look at what they did to determine some precambrian fossils were indeed animals. It amazes me what traces can be teased out now.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Rome was founded by...



...the lost Roman legion!!!!!

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I was never gonna fall behind, until I got high.

I was gonna outcompete mankind, but then I got high.

Now my entire species is extinct, and I know why...

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


They were just really concerned that nobody find out that Rome's true name was Jeffrey.

Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Nov 15, 2018

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


LingcodKilla posted:

Huh. I would toss apples across campus in high school with a sling.
A sling or a slingshot? Those are completely different technologies.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


LingcodKilla posted:

A sling. I made it from leather with a canvass pouch. I got really good with distance but couldn’t aim very well. Depending on how you swing it it’s very hard to get the opposite of vertical or horizontal.
Wow, props!

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

no, even weirdo tories are more likely to cite magna carta etc rather than any claims of ancient royal legitimacy
I'll have you know you can trace the royal line all the way back to Odin of Asgard :colbert:
Snorri included a euhemerized version of Norse myth as an introduction to his Edda--apparently all the kings of the region are descended from some guy named Odin who came from Asgard, ie Asia. Yes, that all apparently got imported into our genealogy when my dad hit British royalty.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


cheetah7071 posted:

There's some theories that Tut had an unusually extravagant burial because the priests were all indebted to him for undoing the religious fuckery that Akhenaten implemented
We're all indebted to him. He gave his life for tourism.

I thought he was thought to have been more of a puppet of the priesthood, so indebted might not be the right word? But maybe that's outdated.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I mean, sort of? But they weren't unrelated pantheons either, and at least Zeus and Jupiter are etymologically linked and likely derived from the same indoeuropean god (along with Deus and Tues and others, I guess depending who you ask). But ancient choices for syncretism weren't always so lucky or motivated by actual similarities (looking at you, Dionysus-Osiris).

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Numen? Yay!

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Which liquid are you envisioning?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


There was a sort of general belief in ancient near eastern cosmology that there was a freshwater sea under the earth called the Apsu, distinct from the saltwater ocean.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Well according to other sources when he died the air filled with mist and darkness fell, a star fell from the sky carried by a giant eagle and the statue of Zeus in Babylon was shaken. I bet their diagnosis doesn't cover those sources.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Dibs of Maximilian I. Well-intentioned, in a job I (nor pretty much anyone) should be in at all, destined to screw up and get killed by my own subjects.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I don't get it. Trajan strikes me as probably not being in the top ten in terms of broad public perception?

The real question is how would he feel about himself being at best the second most famous Cato, beaten out by Closeau's manservant?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Telsa Cola posted:

I vaguely remember records about a fish that would get you high.
Sarpa Salpa, aka dreamfish.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


King of False Promises posted:

The same artist who did the Nero sculpture did a few others, too. Here's Caesar:


I preferred his earlier draft

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Imagined posted:

For real. For reference a week+ supply for a fairly regular smoker (like not "all day every day" but more like "every evening after work") might be ~7 grams.
I wonder how potent this old stuff was.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


SlothfulCobra posted:

There's also schools of thought that have weird things to say about intestinal parasites being part of the natural gut fauna that our bodies have evolved to deal with. There was a story I heard a while back about a guy who went off to Africa to get himself voluntarily infected with hookworm to treat his own severe allergies.

https://www.ksl.com/article/20838871/man-infects-self-with-hookworms-to-treat-severe-allergies

A real weird idea that could also be a bit of a public health risk to people who don't have messed up allergic reactions, but something to consider. Sure hope there isn't a resurgence of tapeworms as a dietary aid.
My red meat allergy, however, was caused by exposure to parasites (ticks).
So, in conclusion, parasites are a land of contrasts.

Zudgemud posted:

Allergies are in essence due to our immune system not being trained or triggered properly....
We definitely don't have this nailed down yet.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Hives will def put you in that kind of mood.

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