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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I stumbled across this video of a Russian man calling out a couple police officers for not wearing seat belts and talking on the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh5np_N1WQQ

and it reminded me of a video from a few years ago I can't find now. It was a guy who looked sort of like Dude Lebowski filming some cops as he berated them for parking illegally. Definitely remember him saying something about how the cops were just greenhorn punks endangering lives. It came off like an episode of cops except vice versa. Anybody remember?

Edit: I found some of it, but this isn't the full clip. Still hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9lkHrj21pY

VVVVV Pro click VVVVV

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 19, 2012

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
New species of plant, or just a rubber anus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I really want to see the followup report they promised.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Somewhere in China, there's a very embarrassed man watching the news wishing he buried his old fucksleeve 101m underground.

Also hoping for that follow-up report.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Bad Munki posted:

I really want to see the followup report they promised.

The statement they issued was pretty good:

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/19/mystery-mushroom-artificial-vajayjay.php posted:

An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I still want to know what it was doing there. I mean, seriously, what was it doing there?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Jamesman posted:

I still want to know what it was doing there. I mean, seriously, what was it doing there?

Trying to burrow through to America?

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Bad Munki posted:

Trying to burrow through to America?

...or from!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
You guys, I just found out about this web series from comedian Natasha Leggero, and it turns out it has an amazing cast including Ken Marino and Michael Ian Black. It's called Burning Love and it's basically just a parody of all those Bachelor shows.

Seems to be exclusive to Yahoo so here's a link to the first episode:
http://screen.yahoo.com/burning-love-episode-1-29519689.html

Edit: I found out about it via Natasha Leggero, but it's actually produced by Ben Stiller.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
So apparently, it's cool for kids to make fun of old ladies. Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk

Kinda :nws: for language. But just in case. It's cruel and unusual. So I am going to add a :nms: to this as well

E- But wait! There is more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipwaZos58E

Katamari Democracy fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jun 20, 2012

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Katamari Democracy posted:

So apparently, it's cool for kids to make fun of old ladies. Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk

What the hell is a "bus monitor"? I mean I guess it's obvious, but in my day we never had such a thing. :corsair: The driver was the monitor, and if you acted up, you got kicked off the bus, or the driver parked the bus until order was restored.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Number_6 posted:

What the hell is a "bus monitor"? I mean I guess it's obvious, but in my day we never had such a thing. :corsair: The driver was the monitor, and if you acted up, you got kicked off the bus, or the driver parked the bus until order was restored.

That is what I want to know! I had the same thing happen when I would usually ride busses to school. Things start getting out of control, bus would park, and no one was going home. And if no one was going home then well, police were called.

I'm not sure if the lady was a bus monitor but whatever. I think it was something that the uploader put up to make it seem like that.

Either way; what was she doing there to begin with? I have no idea.

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Katamari Democracy posted:

So apparently, it's cool for kids to make fun of old ladies. Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk

Kinda :nws: for language. But just in case. It's cruel and unusual. So I am going to add a :nms: to this as well

E- But wait! There is more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipwaZos58E

This is hosed up.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

ugh why couldn't he wear a Bosh jersey or something?

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

A bus monitor is someone who monitors the bus. If you're wondering why they need another person to keep an eye on these kids, are you even watching the videos? Little douchebags are ripping into this lady and no one is stopping them.

In a world where tag is getting banned at schools, it can't be that hard to understand why schools would want an extra person on a schoolbus.

On a more cheerful note, someone made a 3D Duck Hunt for this year's 7 Day FPS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9xOLaeYmw

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Babe Magnet posted:

On a more cheerful note, someone made a 3D Duck Hunt for this year's 7 Day FPS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9xOLaeYmw

everdraed? You should stop playing duck hunted everdraed

break-up breakdown fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Jun 20, 2012

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Katamari Democracy posted:

That is what I want to know! I had the same thing happen when I would usually ride busses to school. Things start getting out of control, bus would park, and no one was going home. And if no one was going home then well, police were called.

You know what happens now? School systems get sued into oblivion and rear end in a top hat children are never punished by their parents that would never turn a hand on their SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE THAT COULD DO NO WRONG I SWEAR HE'S A GOOD BOY HE DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM WHEN THEY DONE KILLED THAT BOY.

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Do you want to see more awesome music videos? Of course you do.

Nobody Beats the Drum - Grindin', is a stop motion video with colored wooden blocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntc4l-poovo

Goldfish - We Come Together, looks like an old NES game with classic pop-culture icons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-tNUur2YoU

All India Radio - Rippled, stop motion critter + light painting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZohmoG981s

.TakaM
Oct 30, 2007

This is a gameplay teaser of a first person horror adventure game where you play as a 2 year old toddler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWDQN_X5b-M
I'm not much of a horror game fan, but I think having the player control a two year old is a genius and will lend itself to the genre very well.

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice

It's strange, but after seeing so many videos on the Internet of various horrific things, this is one of the things that has affected me the most. That poor woman, being called fat, ugly, kids theatening to stab her and rob her house whilst all laughing. I think what upset me is imaging if it was my mother being abused like that. That woman is probably someone's mother/grandmother and is being humiliated at length by some snot nosed kids and unable to do a drat thing about it.

Hommando
Mar 2, 2012

Katamari Democracy posted:

So apparently, it's cool for kids to make fun of old ladies. Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk


Wow, that is pretty goddamned low. Not a single one of these kids will amount to anything more than a pile of dog poo poo.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

SpazmasterX posted:

You know what happens now? School systems get sued into oblivion and rear end in a top hat children are never punished by their parents that would never turn a hand on their SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE THAT COULD DO NO WRONG I SWEAR HE'S A GOOD BOY HE DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM WHEN THEY DONE KILLED THAT BOY.

Basically this, my grandfather was literally kicked in the nuts by a kid while substituting; he was then fired the next day. We're not sure why he was let go and I don't think he was ever told why either.

edit:
I think kids (especially teenagers) realize really early on that they're basically loving invincible and can treat other people like garbage because of their special legal protection.

It's like that first episode of King of the Hill where Bobby found out about child protective services and started treating Hank like poo poo.

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jun 20, 2012

Twatworth
Apr 5, 2012

Orange_Lazarus posted:

Basically this, my grandfather was literally kicked in the nuts by a kid while substituting; he was then fired the next day. We're not sure why he was let go and I don't think he was ever told why either.

"So what happened then Jonnie?"
"I kicked the old guy in the balls."
"So your foot touched his testicles?"
"No, but I did feel something at the top of my sock..."
"Thank you Jonnie, I know this was hard for you to talk about."

Twatworth fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jun 20, 2012

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
Of course that happened in Rochester. Sigh. What a horrible place full of assholes, I am glad I don't live there anymore.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Reminalt posted:

Wow, that is pretty goddamned low. Not a single one of these kids will amount to anything more than a pile of dog poo poo.

This video will haunt them for the rest of their lives. No Oval office for them.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Do you have dirty balls? Here is a product that can help you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srilt-2UPPQ

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(

CarlosTheDwarf posted:

This video will haunt them for the rest of their lives. No Oval office for them.
Ok i don't know if you worded this badly or what? Seems in poor taste though.

Here's my favorite video ever, a bear gets scared while climbing a hunter's tree stand. The look of shame on the bear's face is loving hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8pRJ7jV94

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Fragmented posted:

Ok i don't know if you worded this badly or what? Seems in poor taste though.

Saying that public documentation of a horrible act would lead to a person never being, say, president, is somehow in poor taste? The hell? It's fact. What did you think his statement meant? :confused:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
It does seem to come off a bit sarcastic, like "big deal kids are assholes their lives shouldn't be ruined because of this". I kinda agree with that sentiment; I mean based on those youtube comments it seems like a bunch of people are playing Internet detective to hunt these kids down.

I don't think he was being sarcastic though, whatever.

edit: Just going to say that video was loving horrible, I wish I knew what the solution was, were things really that bad when kids had to walk to school?

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Jun 20, 2012

Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music
Rage Against the Machine's lesser known song off the Battle of Los Angeles album, Quake Radio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvaU9CaSeCE

e:

If Quake had been made by today's game developers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU

Barack HUSSEIN fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 20, 2012

CrayZHorse
Apr 3, 2002
Glue!
The Avengers - Firefly style!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliqwWV46AM

MrSpiffy
Aug 13, 2000

:woop::siren::siren::siren::woop:
FREDDIE WONG POSTING HERE
:woop::siren::siren::siren::woop:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter... if they made a movie tie-in game in the 90s for SNES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq6OSbq3Is0

Also, as part of the video, we got to chat with Timur Bekmambetov, director of the movie as well as Wanted, and Daywatch and Nightwatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYU7mpo2Lc4

I will say this here and nowhere else - our other ideas for this video included:
- Lincoln freeing slaves as he goes along (text: Emancipated!)
- Mecha John Wilkes Booth (the sprite is still there)
- A Presidential select screen that was Mt. Rushmore

Unfortunately, we got the kibbash on those from Fox. On the other hand we got to see the movie early - it's always interesting to see these pro productions in their half-completed state and how they transition to final.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!
How to make a kitchen knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMPy60q6Hk&feature=player_embedded

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

Orange_Lazarus posted:

I mean based on those youtube comments it seems like a bunch of people are playing Internet detective to hunt these kids down.

Oh they already did. Internet vigilantes are quite dangerous (and creepy), so videotaping crap like this is a good way to ruin your life forever. All their FB profiles were posted along with those belonging to their family members, and their contact information made public. Most the FB pages have since been taken down but the damage is done. Have fun being home schooled for all of high school you dumbass kids!

There's quite the happy ending for the lady though. Apparently a bunch of websites like 4chan and reddit raised $9K to send her on a paid vacation.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

.TakaM posted:

This is a gameplay teaser of a first person horror adventure game where you play as a 2 year old toddler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWDQN_X5b-M
I'm not much of a horror game fan, but I think having the player control a two year old is a genius and will lend itself to the genre very well.

Wow, that works really well. Just watching the teaser I can imagine how you'd feel helpless as the player.


Speaking of games, here's a hilarious video of Criken and friends playing Mount and Blade: the Napoleonic Wars, apparently a sort of realistic take on war in Napoleon Bonaparte's day. Protip: everyone play musicians. It's amazing how much fun they can make these ridiculous games and their retarded mechanics seem. Mostly by being a silly cock and because of whatever chat program they use that adjusts the volume depending on how close you are to each other.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Katamari Democracy posted:

So apparently, it's cool for kids to make fun of old ladies. Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93wAqnPQwk


Oh yeah, those kids need a good old fashioned rear end beating, followed by taking a sledgehammer to their cell phones.

You know, thinking about it this is gonna make the news, and those kids lives are going to get very uncomfortable.

Landerig fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 20, 2012

TokenBlackGuy
Feb 25, 2009

Praise the sun!
A couple of guys interview a girl at a live show while she's blown out of her mind on some drugs. NWS entirely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAoVUQgDFZ4

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Landerig posted:

Oh yeah, those kids need a good old fashioned rear end beating, followed by taking a sledgehammer to their cell phones.

You know, thinking about it this is gonna make the news, and those kids lives are going to get very uncomfortable.

It already has, the internet has raised $40k to give to the woman and the police are investigating the video tape. She has also given a few interviews according to a few news websites.

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

So I just saw this pretty awesome anti-smoking ad
http://www.wimp.com/smokingads/

I've been trying to quit and it made me a bit sad, really.

This is the "Surface" on display, it works FLAWLESSLY while being introduced.
http://www.wimp.com/newtablet/

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