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I enjoy being a Lady Gaga on Steam, it's only rare that I will bump into another in any multiplayer game but any TF2 match that has all-talk on it ends up with both of us trying to out do each other. It's a lot of fun to do. But if we're talking poo poo names then High School is where it was at. Angel O'Haven, Hellfire, ShotgunReaper, dongmaster696969, Hardballs (this guy actually had that name put on his year 12 jacket). I could go on but they were just variations of dongs and/or dragons.
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I have my share of shame. I used to run semi-regularly with the handles PimpSlappa and MonkeyBooya. I also had the username DiablosMuerte... in Diablo. Ah, to be 12 again.  Probably the best username I saw requires a little backstory. Ragnarok Online accumulated a large population of Thai players. Out of this subset came the use of the word "jam" for kill-stealing or just unwanted team-ups on an enemy. You'd see someone start wailing on a little jelly blob and saying "no jam", often repeatedly. At any rate, I was witness to a character named The_Jam wailing on a little jelly blob and yelling "NO ME!"
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Jun 15, 2012 13:07
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I used to have MANdouche as my XBL gamertag until Microsoft forced me to change it. It was always a fun conversation starter in pregame lobbies.
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Jun 15, 2012 13:53
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I don't know about my favorite, but I'm gonna throw my old screenname into the pile. I was like, ten or something at the time, and was mentally pressed to come up with a name I thought was awesome. The result: PanichurtzOmega. Eventually shortened to Panichurtz, I guess because eventually I realized that 'Omega' isn't quite as awesome as I thought it was. Normally I'd be embarassed by something like this, but I dunno, there's something perfect about it. Like, I don't think you can get more condensed ten-year-old into a name than PanichurtzOmega.
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Jun 15, 2012 14:25
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Psalmanazar posted:I saw someone with Sephirot because the H wouldn't fit. Sephirot is the legitimate spelling of the original concept. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sephirot
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Jun 15, 2012 15:00
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Names that reference any sort of sports fandom annoy the hell out of me. I'm not sure why, because I'm a sports fan myself, but nothing makes me rage harder than getting killed by hockeydude233 or YANKS_FAN_999.
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Jun 15, 2012 15:12
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steveaustin316 e: popebongpaulII e: e: fartrhino12345 e: e: e: change this to 'best gamertags thread' cuntrageous has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Jun 15, 2012 |
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Jun 15, 2012 16:13
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My buddy had the best XBox Live tag I've ever seen in person- Dr Koktapus
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Jun 15, 2012 16:23
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I had a friend on WoW who decided his first Death Knight would be named "HeathDeadger" The same person who played Battlefield Vietnam as "IwillTKyou" and spent entire matches team killing
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Jun 15, 2012 16:28
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thedouche posted:I used to have MANdouche as my XBL gamertag until Microsoft forced me to change it. It was always a fun conversation starter in pregame lobbies. Xbox Live made me change "Spanish Manlove" a while ago and it completely ruined playing there for me.
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Jun 15, 2012 16:32
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Francostein posted:Xbox Live made me change "Spanish Manlove" a while ago and it completely ruined playing there for me. Couldn't you contest it? I mean there shouldn't be anything wrong with homosexuality, right? RIGHT? Also, Naruto is the new DBZ because I keep running into names like "NarutoHokage666" in most any game on the internet. E: Though I did run into someone on a TF2 server named John Ochocinco (No Relation), which owns. Bible Ian Black has a new favorite as of 16:42 on Jun 15, 2012 |
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Jun 15, 2012 16:40
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Every time I try a new roguelike or install a new version or whatever, I pick the most vanilla, bland race/class combo possible while I pick up the basics of the game. I always name the character Player 1 edit: 
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Jun 15, 2012 16:57
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I remember a few years ago when I was into Demon's Souls, I got invaded by a player named ArtsAndLeisure. He wouldn't engage me directly, and always kept running away every time I saw him. I was looking for him in this shantytown, when he ended up dropping down behind me and killed me with one deft backstab. To this day I imagine a svelte man in a smoking jacket sitting in a reading chair. Taking a sip from his glass of Pinot Noir, he chortled quietly to himself as he showed this bumbling Plebeian how a real gentleman engages in virtual combat, Chopin quietly playing in the background.
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Jun 15, 2012 17:35
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Playing TF2 on XBL with a guy named "Meet The Taunt". You'll never guess what he did after every kill.
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Jun 15, 2012 17:45
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I remember playing Halo 2 with a guy named cancer and he made sure to point out how clever and hilarious his name was by saying "Ha hah you got killed by cancer!" or "Wow gamertag, you killed cancer!" and then proceeded to explain the "joke" to all us mere mortals. He did this constantly throughout the match, explanation and everything. A buddy of mine used full-thickness rectal prolapse and other various prolapse based names as steam handles for a while. loving gold.
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Jun 15, 2012 17:47
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p-hop posted:Every time I try a new roguelike or install a new version or whatever, I pick the most vanilla, bland race/class combo possible while I pick up the basics of the game. That made me wonder whether anyone has ever named themselves Gamertag. They have.
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Jun 15, 2012 17:50
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My brother's LIVE profile is fecalvomit - he was 18 when he made it.
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Jun 15, 2012 21:14
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A friend of mine created an account and changed the default name to BidDuckling48. I don't know why, but I crack up every time I see it.
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Jun 15, 2012 21:48
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Two of my friends from the Air Force have fantastic gamertags: FlacidSavior and Big Bad Moses
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Jun 15, 2012 22:02
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The only one I remember from anything is POOSTORM from ME3 multiplayer
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Jun 15, 2012 22:15
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I once saw a dude named dethreaper in WoW. And if you've ever played WoW, you've already correctly guessed that he played a Death Knight.
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Jun 16, 2012 03:19
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When Death Knights were first released in WoW you had 15 iterations of Arthasdklol or DeathArthas or Dkpwnarthas. And you bet they were the worst of the worst players imaginable.
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Jun 16, 2012 04:30
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When I played Guild Wars my account name was Teh Dude Zombie. I was really big into zombies as a kid, name a word, I probably prefixed it with zombie at some point.
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Jun 16, 2012 06:20
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Just saw SKRILLEX131. gently caress you SKRILLEX131
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Jun 16, 2012 06:27
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The other day I saw a few that were memorable enough to remember from MW3. people_u_r_free and bleeds_monthly were the definite winners for the day, no matter what their k/ds are.
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Jun 16, 2012 08:29
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Among the Microsoft-generated gamertags and various iterations of xxsniperxx, one stood out: 420TrOlLiNg  Max Payne 3 seems to attract the worst gamertags. Fake edit: Honorable mention goes to iplay moni, who spent the entire time in the lobby alternating between horribly racist impressions of minorities and making sure that we knew that he was black. LETS KISS BRO is great (goon) gamertag
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Jun 16, 2012 10:02
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I strongly resented being forced to create a Games for Windows Live account for a couple games I bought and run from Steam, so my Live name is Weedocalypse420.
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Jun 16, 2012 10:24
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Twitch posted:I strongly resented being forced to create a Games for Windows Live account for a couple games I bought and run from Steam, so my Live name is Weedocalypse420. In a similar vein my EA account is DRMSucksSchlong.
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Jun 16, 2012 10:42
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Quarex posted:a stiff breeze I remember I've entered a server with two players, One was called "AbusiveHusband" The other "AbusedWife" and they would scream at each other when they were playing in some kind of retarded roleplay, Those were honestly the dumbest ingame names I've ever seen.(except that whole "KungFuJesus" craze)
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Jun 16, 2012 10:55
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My little brothers (10) XBL is xX Undead Ed Xx. Apparently he has not learned from my mistakes  Honestly without the gayass xXxXXxxxx it wouldn't be so bad.
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Jun 16, 2012 14:24
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I remember the best goon one I saw was DADTOUCHER. Then MS made him change it 
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Jun 16, 2012 15:14
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Best tag I have ever seen: MrDrHorribleFriend Also am I alone in thinking that anyone with "sniper" their tag is horrid?
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Boondock Saint posted:I remember the best goon one I saw was DADTOUCHER. This is the guy that used to make every Xbox thread? Tendrilsfor20?
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Played a game of Halo: Reach a few days ago and there was a clan of 4 people. Each had the tag ~xxxXXX*name*XXXxxx~. The names were stuff like SupahKillah.
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Jun 16, 2012 18:11
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Encountered a guy in Guild Wars named Bacon Overalls. I thought that was genius.
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Jun 16, 2012 18:15
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Naan Bread posted:Honestly without the gayass xXxXXxxxx it wouldn't be so bad. I have never seen anyone explain this. Seriously what the gently caress
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Farecoal posted:I have never seen anyone explain this. Seriously what the gently caress Someone already took Sephiroth Tuxedo Mask? Well just add an x on both sides, and no one will know the difference. In fact, unlike that rear end in a top hat who stole your totally original username, you now have some very stylish decorative borders to your name! Add some numbers in there for flavor. xXx69sephir0thtuxedom@sk69xXx
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In one game of Reach I just played against Alucard919, Bloodmartyre and my personal favorite xDragonRSxTRUTH.
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Jun 16, 2012 18:43
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Going through the people I've met on PSN, I apparently once played Dark Souls with one SB_Steelers_2008, which my brain reads as Strong Bad Steelers 2008.
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Played Halo 3 a lot with two dudes named PEE BUTT and BLOOD FART 2000.
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