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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!


Testekill posted:

I know that it's expected for an MDickie game to break but New Legacy broke Wrestling Revolution 3D in an amazing way. They got everyone fired from a company except for two other people and now the game is booking poo poo like clones of wrestlers reffing their own matches or a a four way with three clones of the same character.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg0AHM0CykA#t=8272s


edit: So they might have been saved by how the game broke. If you lose a loser leaves town match then you get sent to wrestling school, you lose a LLT match there and you cease to exist. Because three of Andrew Everett got fired in the same match he somehow got fired from death and became alive again.

I think he only got fired once, because the logo never changed to Hall of Fame. It looks like the game just has flags to say what happened to each wrestler in the match, and if there are clones, any set flags affect the real wrestler only once.

Itís a shame he couldnít lose that last match or get Ric Flair to switch sides. It would have been interesting to see how the game handles an empty roster.

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously



Double Punctuation posted:

I think he only got fired once, because the logo never changed to Hall of Fame. It looks like the game just has flags to say what happened to each wrestler in the match, and if there are clones, any set flags affect the real wrestler only once.

Itís a shame he couldnít lose that last match or get Ric Flair to switch sides. It would have been interesting to see how the game handles an empty roster.

Akiyama did get fired twice and wasn't showing up in Wrestling School. So Akiyama did get deleted from existence which should have happened to Andrew as well.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!


Testekill posted:

Akiyama did get fired twice and wasn't showing up in Wrestling School. So Akiyama did get deleted from existence which should have happened to Andrew as well.

Maybe, or coult it be an Akiyama died due to injuries, which wasnít reported because he both switched sides and got fired?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

Nope.


Kikas posted:

Yeah I remember that here in Europe Burnout 3 and Revenge had an option to choose whether your TV was 50hz or 60hz. It the matched the frame rate to the refresh rate :v
I recall quite a few games doing that, and I would always pick 50hz cause I didn't know better. But then sometimes I'd pick 60hz and get completely obliterated.

Man 7th gen was a lawless wasteland.

And as a dumb kid who had no idea what "50hz or 60hz" meant or referred to, I always just picked 60 because I mean it's a bigger number. That means the games going to run better, right?

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
I got chased out of the Monster Hunter thread for garbage posting, now I shit up other Games threads with useless low-effort uninformed aggro noise. I somehow think "VN nerds" are beneath me and I belong on your ignore list.

dreamin of semen posted:

Also yeah, you guys are right, it being corpse-related is ringing all sorts of bells. I don't recall katanas being particularly bad durability-wise in DS1, I used them a lot and don't think I had to repair much more than other weapons, but honestly the DS1 durability system is barely a thing (which is probably why they changed it so hard in 2 honestly) and extremely forgettable. They do clip through and spark off the wall a lot though, so if that does durability damage then I believe it immediately.
Oh yeah, it was a thing. Clipping damage is a mechanic in all of the Souls games, but it's minor enough to usually not matter much. It's only relevant because on top of the animation-related clipping damage, katanas were also the least durable weapons in the game just in terms of numbers. There was even a special durability-enhancing ring you were sort of soft-intended to combine with katanas in order to increase their usable lifespan between bonfires, but durability dropped so slowly in general that it was barely even a concern regardless.

Then they massively overshot the mark in Dark Souls 2 trying to correct for that and finally found something of a more happy middle ground again for Dark Souls 3.

dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION


Zoig posted:

Mind if i make use of it then? Im clearly in need of a better av and that face makes me chuckle.

Go nuts, I'd be honored!

Cardiovorax posted:

Oh yeah, it was a thing. Clipping damage is a mechanic in all of the Souls games, but it's minor enough to usually not matter much. It's only relevant because on top of the animation-related clipping damage, katanas were also the least durable weapons in the game just in terms of numbers. There was even a special durability-enhancing ring you were sort of soft-intended to combine with katanas in order to increase their usable lifespan between bonfires, but durability dropped so slowly in general that it was barely even a concern regardless.

Then they massively overshot the mark in Dark Souls 2 trying to correct for that and finally found something of a more happy middle ground again for Dark Souls 3.

Yeah, fair enough. The only katana I associate automatically with wack durability is the Washing Pole and that always just seemed like part of its gimmick, guess it makes sense considering it clips through all the walls, all the time. The Uchigatana was my workhorse though, strong and reliable.

Dark Souls: Time to Reinstall Edition

I grew up with a giant wooden box CRT that only did 50 hz, had no remote (just big clicky buttons on the front), and a single SCART input. 60hz was the "turn everything black and white and fuzzy" option until I was like 16 D: It wasn't actually a big deal until my brother saved up for a modded PS1 and imported a copy of NTSC-J Budokai, which we still tried to play while pestering mum for a better TV.

even now my knee jerk reaction to a 50/60 hz selection screen is to go with 50 just in case, even though every TV in my house can definitely do 60.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
I got chased out of the Monster Hunter thread for garbage posting, now I shit up other Games threads with useless low-effort uninformed aggro noise. I somehow think "VN nerds" are beneath me and I belong on your ignore list.

dreamin of semen posted:

Yeah, fair enough. The only katana I associate automatically with wack durability is the Washing Pole and that always just seemed like part of its gimmick, guess it makes sense considering it clips through all the walls, all the time. The Uchigatana was my workhorse though, strong and reliable.
Yeah, that sounds about right. As I remember it, the Washing Pole got hit a bit harder by that effect than the Iaito and the Uchigatana, because it was big enough to not only hit the ground with every swing, but sometimes even the ceilings. Since it is so long, it also spends a few frames longer in the ground, which means it gets extra ticks for durability damage.

They were still some of the best dex weapons around, though, so you had a solid pick there.

Gay Rat Wedding
Sep 14, 2011


Taco Defender

more exploits than glitches, but this is a hilarious watch for the developers losing their minds at how hard speedrunners break the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH2-oM7IWpY

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013


Triarii posted:

It's kind of baffling that they even felt the need for weapons to lose durability specifically when hitting dead enemies, let alone that it was implemented in such a weird and different way. It honestly feels like the kind of thing where one day a random programmer on the team thought "hey it would make sense if it worked like this" and then implemented it incorrectly and didn't tell anyone about it, so it didn't get tested properly. Like the time a programmer I was working with decided that arrows in a physics-y game should naturally do more damage if the arrowhead hits an enemy rather than the shaft but didn't tell us that's how it worked, so arrows seemed to just do random amounts of damage.

I think the most commonly accepted explanation is that it's to deter people from frantically mashing the attack button, and instead to learn patterns and timing. So, if the system wasn't garbage, if you only needed two slashes to kill a guy but you mashed three, you'd be penalized with durability damage by hitting his corpse. However, as has been noted many times over; the system is broken in basically every way so that not only were you penalized the instant an enemy died for every frame your weapon lingered on the body, but many weapons had animations that forced them to interact with the corpse longer than the single instant of damage to kill them, which would dramatically damage their durability.

Dabir posted:

It autorepaired, but the issue was that a LOT of things had painfully low durability. DS3 has the same system but durability overall is a lot higher.

DS3 basically all but removed the durability system

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
I got chased out of the Monster Hunter thread for garbage posting, now I shit up other Games threads with useless low-effort uninformed aggro noise. I somehow think "VN nerds" are beneath me and I belong on your ignore list.

It certainly effectively removed armor durability as a consideration, but armor breakage has never been a meaningful consideration in any Souls game, so it's not much of a change. I did have weapons actually need a repair powder once or twice in DS3 when I was making rounds in particular large areas, though, so it's not like they made it completely meaningless.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007





A bit of a stretch to call this a game glitch but I bought Forza Horizon 4 Ultimate Edition via the Xbox app on my PC and it proceeded to add a start menu item for every single individual piece of DLC. Just barfed them all over the show:



Thanks Microsoft.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0PAyP0laA
some good glitches in this game if you sandbox and add a million workers

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?


More fun with ragdolls !
https://i.imgur.com/fvuHr0z.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/uIrgCpN.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/m4r3CTu.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/B5J2I7K.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/Rkt13fJ.mp4

And a good ol' invisible gun bug (apparently my whole character was invisible)
https://i.imgur.com/BxKrt0g.mp4

E: turns out I also have the second perspective for the invisible guns
https://i.imgur.com/9oLNow3.mp4

Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Apr 28, 2020

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

EAT THE FISH!
EAT THE BERRIES!
TO THE CAVE!
HIBERNATE


AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor



Far Cry 5 delivered some good laughs to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaHe40HyV0

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Kikas posted:

Far Cry 5 delivered some good laughs to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaHe40HyV0

You reminded me, if you use cheat engine you can get infinite rapid fire shovels. I used to throw them straight up and watch as iron rain came down killing everyone near me, or just coat a target with like 100 shovels sticking out of it.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

EAT THE FISH!
EAT THE BERRIES!
TO THE CAVE!
HIBERNATE


AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor



LifeSunDeath posted:

You reminded me, if you use cheat engine you can get infinite rapid fire shovels. I used to throw them straight up and watch as iron rain came down killing everyone near me, or just coat a target with like 100 shovels sticking out of it.

I mean just with upgrades you could carry NINE. That's more then enough to turn someone into a ridiculous Shovel-Pincushion.
Amazing.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Kikas posted:

Far Cry 5 delivered some good laughs to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaHe40HyV0

Reminds me of how ridiculous turkeys are in that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiAt4yt0sE

They had to be nerfed in the first patch.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

https://i.imgur.com/q187QCt.gifv



https://i.imgur.com/OG10Fw4.gifv

I wonder how it drives:
https://i.imgur.com/CNM6rU9.gifv

every time I try to hitch a trailer irl too
https://i.imgur.com/I0PKxVi.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/gB7RRcv.gifv

Captain Monkey
Aug 23, 2007


RatHat posted:

Reminds me of how ridiculous turkeys are in that game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiAt4yt0sE

They had to be nerfed in the first patch.

Theyíre like this IRL too.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

oh yeah I forgot the time I ran into a gang of turkeys

took all my explosives to take them down

https://i.imgur.com/b8y8hxV.gifv

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010



Who would win in a fight: cassowaries, honey badgers or turkeys?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Kikas posted:

I mean just with upgrades you could carry NINE. That's more then enough to turn someone into a ridiculous Shovel-Pincushion.
Amazing.

The other hilarious things you can do with cheats is jump super high and run super fast. I was able to jump up and land on crop dusters' wings and crash them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJMCtkVjzXo#t=96s
Farcry 4 was way more fun because the grenade launcher with rapid fire would shoot much faster like an SMG, so you could jump super high in the air and rain down 100 grenades and watch them nuke the area by the time you landed.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006




I didn't get my hand stamped so I wasn't allowed re-entry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF1ZL-n8jhA

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Lobok posted:

I didn't get my hand stamped so I wasn't allowed re-entry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF1ZL-n8jhA

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006





lol

The real shameful thing was not switching to photo mode. A fight illuminated only by the whips and the little lights on Spider-Man's costume probably would have looked rad (with the exposure turned up a teensy bit).

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


https://twitter.com/AEGIS_07/status...6069788672?s=20

...well then

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




Feature not a bug

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Gonna need more proof this was a glitch and not just the culmination of a long series of game design decisions

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TjS2Vja5UA

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?


https://i.imgur.com/o0dLwv2.mp4

Pursued by bees
Jan 1, 2013

heartful of fire
with no one left to tell


That happens pretty much every time you use that elevator, too. I think it's a PC version thing since I don't remember it happening on Xbox. Not this consistently, anyway.

At least it's better than Half-life's elevators' tendency to explode you into giblets if you so much as looked at them the wrong way.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Half Life physics are a harsh mistress, I've been gibbed from full health by a thin plank landing on me when some friendly NPCs were trying to help me into their building.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal


A fellow goon got even more literally SHAME CUBEd in Destiny 2 the other day.

https://i.imgur.com/cOjpYFg.gifv

BallisticClipboard
Feb 18, 2013

Such a good worker!



Xcom is a glitchy game. One of my agents decided she was too good for using her gun or moving. I also recorded this hella wrong with the wrong fps and no sound.
https://youtu.be/7cErXRwNS24?t=12

BallisticClipboard has a new favorite as of 21:07 on May 1, 2020

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


haveblue posted:

A fellow goon got even more literally SHAME CUBEd in Destiny 2 the other day.

https://i.imgur.com/cOjpYFg.gifv

Holy poo poo it never even occurred to me that you could get stuck inside that.

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Dunno if this has ever been posted in here before, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eaG7MVaqD8

This is so perfect.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Regalingualius posted:

Dunno if this has ever been posted in here before, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eaG7MVaqD8

This is so perfect.

Better writing & comedic timing than anything Rockstar has intentionally produced in years

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Regalingualius posted:

Dunno if this has ever been posted in here before, but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eaG7MVaqD8

This is so perfect.

this was more entertaining than anything else in the game.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

"Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll!"



do NOT joke like that on the street, and if you do, either get out or stay down.

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010



That video has got that wild (X) SHAUN energy. Amazing.

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