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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Stare-Out posted:

It's pretty much the most poorly optimized game in the PS4. Not worth it, I'd say.

Imagine Jurassic Park as a game designed by Korean MMO standards, but coded as skillfully as a Kongregate game. That is Ark.

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Carbon dioxide posted:

Can we please go to the next page? Something on this page of the thread is causing my browser to nearly crash.

In the glitch thread? Sounds like a feature.

Though yes, can we please refrain from Texas sized video insertion in the future?

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Powaqoatse posted:

There are several threads where you can post video game stuff

PYF Posting glitches

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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I would watch a lot more soccer if that's how substitutions worked.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

How does Star Citizen factor into all of this?

Can't have bad game code if you're not actually coding a game

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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I don't know how to convert Twitch clips to be able to embed, but the Witcher has great glitches

Flying fish
https://clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyHungryKuduPogChamp

Magic horse/landshark
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantDirtyPoxSpicyBoy

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Skip to 1:15 for some incredible glitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdOdKm7y3fA&t=75s

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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On the subject of old classics, have a Mass Effect 1 Mako

https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantDeliciousCurlewWoofer

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWbwmxVpqVI

Here's an example of one that has the input visible on the bottom of the screen

Also if you turn CC on there's commentary to go with it

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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The sky was made for me. It’s calling to me.

Drrr Drrr Drrr

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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C (sea) pose

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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IShallRiseAgain posted:

How the gently caress do you mess up a dressing room so bad?
https://i.imgur.com/HkLzoJc.mp4

It's Star Citizen, at this point the glitches are when the "game" actually functions correctly.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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https://twitter.com/heightmare/status/1463722436109602820
How does this even happen?

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Not so much a glitch per se, but :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1479163425527930884

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Ruflux posted:

As funny as this gif is, I'm pretty sure this is just somebody spamming the speed boost key in GTA IV's trainer at just the right moment to make the cab take off like a rocket while Niko's still hanging on to the side. Looks like he's got godmode on too since he doesn't die from impact despite having basically no health. GTA IV did have one of the best easily reproducable glitches of all time in the swing sets thanks to complicated physics modeling somehow failing in the best way possible which this definitely reminds me of.

It's probably the mod/settings file edit that screws with cars grip/friction where they just accelerate out of control all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifTIuA8Dq58

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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https://twitter.com/zfg111/status/1593494314310434816
Finally, I can roleplay real life

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Large Testicles posted:

Haha, you could easily overdub a porn with that voice track

I'm thinking the other way around would be funnier and see if anyone even notices.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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Fister Roboto posted:

All swims are immersive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkj4yop5P8

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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They said it took years to figure out? Doesn't seem like it was being given priority, more of a time available bug. As you do when something isn't really being reported by many people.

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

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CJacobs posted:

It's funny how much of it is within the sound design. Satisfactory's cat jpg's really are still scary because they still make the spider sounds instead of like a glitchy meow to match the Doom cutout speeding at you.

edit: "spider sounds" like they actually hiss or something. god drat fiction

They changed this, and it's actually more terrifying now. They make little mews when they walk around, and a loud meow then they attack. What makes this more terrifying is that the sounds are much louder and are audible through terrain compared to their normal spider form. So you will be running around the world, feeling safe. And then suddenly there are mews. The mews could be coming from somewhere in the forest around you, there could be a cave entrance nearby you don't see. Or they could be in underground caves right under your feet. So now you still might be entirely safe, but you are on edge because you have no idea where they are, but you can hear them

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