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Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

This Skate 3 glitches compilation/wacky physics bonanza never fails to brighten my day. Sometimes the camera work is just amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUR6u8nHoM

If you want more, there is a part 2.

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# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 16:45

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 16:47

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Does GTAV let you replay things that happened and then use a freeroam camera? That's crazy

It even has a built-in editor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He5pZypleqE

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 08:07

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Pops just wants to do the Gangnam Style dance, don't judge him!

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 21:20

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I really wanted to give that crossfade.io site a try:
http://crossfade.io/#!/fog51bv5pz

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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 19:36

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Kikas posted:

but the absolute best part is when you do it, Big Boss tends to get kinda lost on how to reload the gun. Behold

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 12:07

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Dragonwagon posted:

During cutscenes in Mass Effect 2, if you move the camera from its intended position with hacks, you can see how the devs "cheat" to make certain scenes work.
The way Jacob takes off his shirt is equally clever and hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG09tw_UHM

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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 13:38

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jamfrost posted:

Here's what happened to my D-Dog.

Moon Moon, is that you?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 10:00

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Cicadas! posted:

The fact that he completely botches the shot afterwards just makes it that much funnier. Why do video game glitches always seem to have the best comedic timing?

I'd like to think the shot was missed because the player was laughing too hard.

However, knowing video games it would be more likely that an old replay got messed up by later game updates. That's always a great source of hilarious glitches.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 21:15

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 22:31

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He sure managed to ace that insurance fraud mini-game.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 19:12

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It's easy to fix bugs, just hire more coders. Duh. It's just like how you fix all server issues by getting more servers. It's so easy. Sadly most game developers are greedy cheapskates who would spend all that precious server money on making DLC and cosmetic content.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 11:54

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Now that's a curveball.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 14:17

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Not so much a glitch as a PC game not playing nice with modern hard- & software.

That's supposed to be Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood, a first person shooter with a western setting from 2009.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 18:42

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Still looking for the one where the glitch is executed, but here is the outcome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCHlTtBy8R8

Edit: Found it!

CJacobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md4CnNfLiiI

Recently discovered that the best glitch in Dead Space 2 is easily recreatable in 3, so I've been having lots of fun with it.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Aug 25, 2016

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 19:03

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

My favorite thing is how the replay feature tries to keep the insanity under wraps but can't help adding a whole 'nother layer of craziness.

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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 18:12

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

That Brain Age TAS reminds me of the one for a Family Feud game. Both of them have "ridiculous inputs = valid answers" as a theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPuOFrpiboM

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 20:45

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I like this LoL glitch. The character being played is Darius who has an ability called Apprehend which pulls enemies in a small cone towards him. He also has a summoner spell called Teleport and uses that to return to his home base, which he can do because he left a ward in his spawn. For some reason the timing worked in a way that although the ability plays out after the teleport it still affected the characters that used to be in range.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSytGmpG_0

The end result is that they all get decimated by the spawn protection laser.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Oct 13, 2016

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 19:58

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I'm pretty sure somebody posted an Imgur gallery a while back that told the story of how a player created a global empire of horses. I'm not entirely sure it was in this thread tho.

Edit: it was still in my browser history -> http://imgur.com/a/lYnST

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 15:26

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Oh, the humanity...
http://imgur.com/9O8iuYV

# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 19:59

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://twitter.com/DNOpls/status/795721495515373568

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 00:02

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

All I know is that he never skipped leg day.

Edit: new page, let me find something quick
https://twitter.com/oneida__/status/795722470946959360

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Nov 9, 2016

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:54

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Oh VanSandman, when will you stop being a Friends truther?! Are you still just mad that Telltale cancelled their episodic adaptation of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 17:41

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I don't understand how the tank walked away from that. I've played enough Civilization to know that the odds were stacked against it.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 10:51

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

This is arguably a feature instead of a glitch, but I thought it would be appropriate for this thread.
https://twitter.com/eroji/status/804986183709143040

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 09:47

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Fathis Munk posted:

Right he got a child recently. I wonder when polygon will consist only of him doing stupid videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-YQrbn-JQ
They should revisit this video with the latest Pokemon game.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 16:54

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought that was the Conan MMO

It was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-rl3RPC_Mw

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 22:00

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moist turtleneck posted:

https://i.imgur.com/h14lWHm.gifv

Turns out the long arm of the law is really, really long.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 22:18

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ghost Recon: Wildlands I assume.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 12:00

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

AfroSquirrel posted:

The first might not be unintended. At this point, who knows?

People have done some crazy things with that horse before, so yeah, it must be intentional.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 21:32

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

TheMaestroso posted:

Probably 2 - the absurd release schedule made the first release a steaming pile of buggy problems. I remember getting to the Jedi retreat on Telos IV, killing the assassin droids, going inside and then having the cutscene half-register so that it stops partway through with no dialogue triggering. This meant that characters were stuck in their cutscene positions and could run around a bit and look at them, but nothing happened. Had to reload and do about half an hour worth of game just to try again and hope it didn't happen again.

I actually think it's in the first KotOR. There is essentially a jailbreak sequence in which you pick a single character to free some others. I vaguely remember some sort of recommendation to never pick party members that could use stealth for that one.

Edit: It seems so.

quote:

If your character is cloaked when you finish this section, you will probably get the
Carth Glitch. It won't happen right away, but during a certain cut scene, the
game will not advance past a line of dialog from Carth, because Mission is
supposed to speak next, and you can't see her!

The game actually makes a roll of your awareness vs. her stealth during this
cut-scene! IF you have a high enough awareness or are wearing awareness
enhancing equipment you might be able to get past this. The game will
automatically re-roll every 20 seconds, so if it is mathematically possible
for you to beat Mission's stealth, you can just leave the game sitting, and
it will eventually get past this. It make take minutes, but it could also
take hours. If you have little or no awareness, then the only way to get past
this is to load a previous save. If you didn't use stealth on this part, you
shouldn't get the bug.

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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 18:23

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

pulp rag posted:

Though, Valve did remove the rubber legs physics on the Scout's doublejump at some point.

It took them a while and it never completely fixed the odd behavior (it just became less common and/or less noticeable). But yeah, they even wrote a blog post about it back in the day: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368

quote:

Throughout Team Fortress 2's years-long release and update cycle, many people have asked us, "Seriously, how could you guys not have fixed that yet?" The majority of these queries are directed to TF2 animator Matthew Russell, who is technically responsible for fixing this kind of thing, and most of them pull no punches. "Is it because Matthew Russell is too stupid to fix it? Why would Valve even hire someone with a horseshoe-shaped divot in their skull?" is an email we see a lot. "Does Matthew Russell have a disease that makes him lazy?" is another popular one. An astonishing number of them are simply a .jpeg of Google Maps with Matt's house ominously circled. The rest could be summed up as a long, unbroken string of expletives and grammatically questionable racial slurs.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 11:11

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Waldorf Sixpence posted:

Who has the video of the person doing that and making people answer trivia questions to be released?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRhCFz9FxWo&t=398s

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 10:17

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Randaconda posted:

They're probably coded as npcs or some poo poo and it bugs out once in a while. That seems like some Bethesda poo poo

There were user made mannequin mods for Morrowind that also had all sorts of weird things like that (for example the faceless mannequin heads looking at you while equipping them). It just comes with the territory I guess.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 15:27

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

What the gently caress is going on

Whimsyshire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRg0a9fwZgA&t=180s

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 10:32

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Alien: Isolation can get very surreal when an event triggers at the wrong place at the wrong time.
https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereRelatedWatermelonCeilingCat

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 19:44

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Assassin's Creed: Origins
https://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/925011174965485568

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 16:37

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

More Assassin's Creed: Origins (late in the game I think, so a spoiler warning is probably appropriate)
https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousSpicyPastaArsonNoSexy

# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 21:54

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

ZeusCannon posted:

I am somewhat ashamed to say i think i played Far Cry 2 more than any other and i remember the deadly water being hilarious.

Far cry 2 was so weird because the guy you needed to kill was also the guy saving your life constantly.

And the fellows who also save your life end up wanting to kill you. And you can save them at certain points in the game, but it might be better to just leave them for dead?

Woah... :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 10:46

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

CzarChasm posted:

Can you elaborate on the name of this particular collection of dumpster fires?

It looks like State of Decay 2.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 20:55

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 16:47

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I think they were like a dozen FPS for the GBA, most of them classic ports (Doom 1 & 2, Duke 3D, Wolf 3D) or an heavily adapted port of a console shooter (Medal of Honor, James Bond).

I believe the first Ecks vs Sever was based on a script, so it wasn�t inspired by the actual movie itself. That probably changed for the sequel, even if the movie ended up being a dud (I described it once with �no one had fun during the making of this movie, not even the on-set caterer�).

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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 16:20

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