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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Alhazred posted:

I recently bought a new laptop, it has a dvd-rom drive.

Did you time travel to 2005 to get it?

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Why does it matter though? And do we need to produce a transition curve describing how much like a calculator and computer something is?

champagne posting
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What's the heat output of that glorious monster?

champagne posting
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There's a neat video of the concept with Tom Scott: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bmZ1gRqCc

champagne posting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk0h1WcPMHI

champagne posting
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My Lovely Horse posted:

I almost entirely automated a job that was 90% sitting around watching progress bars to begin with, and productivity is through the roof. Six hours a day I browse the forums and listen to music on youtube, and we're five months ahead of schedule. Sometimes I look around the office and wonder if it's me or if they're all just loving around. I don't even know what you're supposed to do for eight hours straight.

If you're really good at automating things your job could become obsoleting your coworkers.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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The chess clock is pretty neat when your boss asks why you're not done with A Thing you can point to the clock and say "x hours were taken up by other departments which is why I'm not done yet"

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Did you spreadsheet with the controller or how was it supposed to function?

champagne posting
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Kelp Me! posted:

Cities: Skylines is relaxing as hell, I'm a huge fan of it, and I'm in the camp that says SC2K was the last good one. It feels very natural, I love the road-drawing possibilities, and it really plays the most like SC2K updated for today.

Traffic is really the endgame in it though, and it's something I'm still struggling with. I mean look at some of the poo poo people do:






That looks awful from a "city I'd want to live in perspective".


Hey John where do you live? Oh next to the highway. No like in between them.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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treiz01 posted:

If you want the 2016 macbook pro, USB adapters.

No seriously, it doesn't have any loving traditional usb ports, just usb type C.

No courage though.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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DicktheCat posted:

Word.

Every time they come up, I marvel at the design. I want to gut one and put the best poo poo I can buy in that sucker and, I dunno, be a moron carrying around their computer+ a bag full of cables. gently caress you, it's cool!

I too would like to be shot by police when going on the metro.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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"alexa can you do anything else than spy on me?"


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champagne posting
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Depending on just how crap your mail server is that might still be true. Getting an "i forgot my password" request from EA.com for example can easily take an hour, if it ever arrives.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Control your currency with this one weird trick India found.

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Sentient Data posted:

I'm pissed off at the move to a cashless society, because it will make less people go to casinos and a big part of my plans for post-retirement days revolve around being a constant feature in poker rooms. Less easy cash to chips means less rubes in casinos means less freash meat for the poker grinder. Obviously people will just use a debit or credit card to get a slip or something like that, but a slot machine coupon will burn a hell of a lot less of a hole in a person's pocket than some literal cash won at the blackjack table

Get into programming, implement a piece of software for a poker neural network and some sort of self learning algorithm. Wreck online poker games. Retire.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Kwyndig posted:

Counterfeiters aren't that smart, usually, that's why they get caught. Also, as long as you defeat the security measure they're trained to check and it 'looks' okay a cashier isn't going to scrutinize your money. It's only anti-counterfeit cops who spend time poring over bills to spot the flaws. This makes $100 the best value to counterfeit because ink and 'paper' cost money, and you don't take up counterfeiting because you're already rich (if you are a rich counterfeiter, you sell the bills to other criminals, less risk).

Even if you are a poor counterfeiter wouldn't it still make more sense to sell to criminals? Sure you'll make less but it would be much safer in terms of getting caught.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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WickedHate posted:

Cyberpunk in general often has a somewhat Japanese aesthetic because people in the 80s were convinced Japan was about to take over the world economically. Hilarious in retrospect, but the neat flavor has stuck because the defining works of the genre like Neuromancer and Blade Runner had it.

Cyberpunk aesthetic is kind of an outdated future in it's own way, like a raygun gothic for the eighties. Johnny Mnemonic was all about like, being able to store entire kilobytes in your head. Micro VHS tapes. Cars with gull wing doors.

In this vein is there a cyberpunk underdog story of a hacker on the cheap who is refocused because his deck says "made in east Germany"?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Really people want a better plane experience, which is never going to happen.

It exists already as first or business class, just gotta be ready to pay out the rear end for it.

champagne posting
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Vanagoon posted:

In the days where flash memory was still ruinously expensive, i'd say it was a pretty good idea.

Why not connect a 3.5" hdd? Loads of storage.

champagne posting
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whiteyfats posted:

The fifth gen went to some weird places. Everybody smelled blood in the water towards the end of the SNES/Genesis era.



this would be nice with an overlay with number of millions units sold.

edit: This is it:

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champagne posting
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There was some brouhaha about Linux mint and it's creators going off the deep end. I don't remember the details but I think it'd be worth looking into. Also sorry in advance for the vagueness, phone posting and I just don't remember the details.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I thought the gross had all gone down the security rabbit hole that is qubes os.

champagne posting
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I have one of those unicomp model M's and have recently replaced it with a cherry black switch no-brand keyboard made in West Germany 1984. The bespokest of posting is done from those keys.

edit: https://imgur.com/a/XlxvE

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champagne posting
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Submarines running XP

champagne posting
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I thought turkey was more tea country

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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That plug in plug out thing is it pass though or does it contain the largest power supply known to man?

champagne posting
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What if I need more precision? Can stripes be combined? Also can you make it $250k better? Budget year ends soon and we can't be under budget we just can't.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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For real though bikeshedding is a cancer

champagne posting
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I found god when I found displayports and the clip thing. Holds tight, better than screwing your monitors all day long.

champagne posting
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Sam Hall posted:

Oh hey, I've got the keyboard off that Acer computer. Found it at Savers for 2 bux. Turns out it's actually pretty nice; uses clicky white Alps switches and is very solidly constructed.



camers's flash makes it look yellower than it actually is but it could still probably do with a bit of peroxide+uv.

I'm the comically large enter key.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Could also be a joke on the state of east Germany

champagne posting
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just get one of those mics with a sticker on it you slap on the body and connect to a mixer or w/e

like this thing: https://www.amazon.com/Leegoal-Guitar-Violin-Contact-Quality/dp/B008YDTVW8

champagne posting
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I'm the bottom bar filling 1/5th the total screen area.

scrolled further down, it can be hidden. instead I'll be the digital snow on the website

champagne posting
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Three-Phase posted:

Not having an RS232 port is a PITA talking to tons of industrial equipment.

I have used USB-R232 converters but the quality runs from “OK” to “complete garbage”.

If it’s for industry use why not just buy top of the line certified usb to r323 dongles?

champagne posting
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Humphreys posted:

I used to love the 'no cameras' signs at industrial sites I would work for.

I loved watching the gate guards eyes light up when I have 3 DSLRs hanging off straps and my coworker has a video camera when we walked up to sign in. They ultimately won because I was creating my own hell: signing in on documentation I designed, watch a site induction I filmed the year prior, then do a eLearning test we also developed. Being the user of poo poo you make (and cannot have fun with most times due to corporate style guides and restrictions) is terrible. Then realising you are there to make an updated version of the exact same poo poo :(

The corporation I work for has exactly one piece of music and it is used everywhere. Promotional video material as either background music or the only sound, and even as the hold music for phones. This of course means I can only associate the music with being on hold with some jerk who can't be bothered either picking up his phone or setting up his phone correctly for redirecting.

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Vic posted:

Gaslighting friends is the prank of today.

Apropos I had to explain the difference between ghosting and screen sharing to the head of corporate communications yesterday. The mind boggles.

champagne posting
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Vavrek posted:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.


Horse Clocks posted:

Cables, why are all cables still dumb as poo poo?


then some genius decided to come up with usb-c. Also great, no superposition plugs.


USB-C is it's own evil, because it can be usb v. 2 or 3 and there's not way to tell. Phones with USB-C will usually be the v. 2 variant, because why not.'

Also lol at thunderbolt whose cable length is 1m

champagne posting
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This is the weirdest luddite hill to die on.

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Trabant posted:

You don't get it, he's Steve McQueen reborn.

Or will be soon enough

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I for one welcome our AI-car overlords and their decision to take mostlygray off the roads.

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