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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

this logo still just looks like a pokeball to me

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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


I did exactly one thing!

28-Man Roster:

C: Gary Carter
C: Walker Cooper
1B: Eddie Murray
1B: Ernie Banks
1B: Johnny Mize
2B: Buddy Blattner
2B: Glenn Beckert
3B: Ron Santo
SS: Cal Ripken
LF: Tim Raines
CF: Andre Dawson
RF: Billy Williams
OF: Adolpho Phillips
OF: John Lowenstein


SP: Fergie Jenkins
SP: Mike Boddicker
SP: Bill Gullickson
SP: Scott McGregor
SP: Steve Rogers
RP: Ken Holtzman
RP: Dan Morogiello
RP: Dennis Martinez
RP: Jeff Reardon
RP: Joe Neikro
CP: Tippy Martinez


AAA:
2B: Rich Dauer
OF: Mel Ott
3B: Bobby Thomson

25 in the majors, 3 in the minors

Lineups:

DH:

1. Tim Raines LF
2. Andre Dawson CF
3. Eddie Murray 1B
4. Ron Santo 3B
5. Cal Ripken SS
6. Johnny Mize DH
7. Billy Williams RF
8. Gary Carter C
9. Buddy Blattner 2B

No DH:

1. Tim Raines LF
2. Andre Dawson CF
3. Eddie Murray 1B
4. Ron Santo 3B
5. Cal Ripken SS
6. Billy Williams RF
7. Gary Carter C
8. Buddy Blattner 2B
P

Pitching Rotation:

Fergie Jenkins
Mike Boddicker
Bill Gullickson
Scott McGregor
Steve Rogers

Bullpen:

LRP Ken Holtzman
MRP Dennis Martinez
MRP Jeff Reardon
MRP Joe Neikro
SU Dan Morogiello
CP Tippy Martinez

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)

Hit and Run: -4
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: -4
Trying for extra bases: -1
Stealing Bases: -3
Aggressively Tagging Up: -2
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0
Giving Intentional Walks: -3
Pitching Around Good Hitters: -2
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +3
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +3
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -2
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +3
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0

I noticed that Bobby Thomson played for the '46 Giants, so into AAA he goes!

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


Another small AAA change:

28-Man Roster:

C: Gary Carter
C: Walker Cooper
1B: Eddie Murray
1B: Ernie Banks
1B: Johnny Mize
2B: Buddy Blattner
2B: Glenn Beckert
3B: Ron Santo
SS: Cal Ripken
LF: Tim Raines
CF: Andre Dawson
RF: Billy Williams
OF: Adolpho Phillips
OF: John Lowenstein


SP: Fergie Jenkins
SP: Mike Boddicker
SP: Bill Gullickson
SP: Scott McGregor
SP: Steve Rogers
RP: Ken Holtzman
RP: Dan Morogiello
RP: Dennis Martinez
RP: Jeff Reardon
RP: Joe Neikro
CP: Tippy Martinez


AAA:
SP: Scott Sanderson
OF: Mel Ott
3B: Bobby Thomson

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


I posted this in the signups thread before I got closed, I should probably repost it :v:

Here is the Official Florida Dickshots ~Trading Block~:

'67 Ernie Banks
Old and slowly stagnating, but MB loves guys who had long, successful careers. And hey, .276/.310/.455 is none too shabby for a bench bat/platoon or something.

'81 Tim Raines
Fantastic leadoff hitter. .391 OBP! 71 stolen bases! Had a Borderline HOFer career! :holymoley:

'67 Billy Williams
Hall Of Famer in his prime! .290/.361/.492 career line! Dingers!

'83 John Lowenstein
A worse Billy Williams basically!

'46 Buddy Blattner
uhhhhhhh, if you want a mediocre backup infielder, I have the guy for you!

'67 Glenn Beckert
See above!!!

What I'm looking for: Pitching! Please give me your pitchers. I could also use a Second Baseman but I think that can wait until the Dispersal Draft.

I don't have Platinum so PMing is a no-go, but I idle on #TheSuperLeague a lot so hit me up there if you're interested.

Feeders:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/1967.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/BAL/1983.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/MON/1981.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYG/1946.shtml

Monicro fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Oct 19, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


NOT ENOUGH MINOR CHANGES MORE MINOR CHANGES

28-Man Roster:

C: Gary Carter
C: Walker Cooper
1B: Eddie Murray
1B: Ernie Banks
1B: Johnny Mize
2B: Buddy Blattner
2B: Glenn Beckert
3B: Ron Santo
SS: Cal Ripken
LF: Tim Raines
CF: Andre Dawson
RF: Billy Williams
OF: Sid Gordon
OF: Ken Singleton


SP: Fergie Jenkins
SP: Mike Boddicker
SP: Bill Gullickson
SP: Scott McGregor
SP: Steve Rogers
RP: Ken Holtzman
RP: Dan Morogiello
RP: Dennis Martinez
RP: Jeff Reardon
RP: Joe Neikro
CP: Tippy Martinez


AAA:
SP: Scott Sanderson
OF: Mel Ott
3B: Bobby Thomson

I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


cbx posted:

Injuries:
Scott Sanderson - Florida Dickshots - 15 days
Scott McGregor - Florida Dickshots - 15 days
Mike Boddicker - Florida Dickshots - 28 days

half my rotation died cool

Okay, let's see here. DL Boddicker, replace his rotation spot with Ken Holtzman.

DL McGregor, replace his spot in the rotation with Joe Niekro.

Switch Neikro and Steve Rogers' spots in the rotation.

I guess DL Sanderson, but I dunno if you even have to in Mogul since he's in AAA.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Hahaha my DH didn't get a hit all month

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Let me come up with a better offer! Not sure what, will put something together.

:siren: Lineup Advice for Expansion owners

It was just pointed out to me that a critical piece of advice has been omitted from the 'making lineups' post. The AI will run your catcher out for 162 games a year. Or at least it will try to do so, but your catchers knees will explode first. To rest your catcher you should assign your backup catcher as personal catcher for 1 or 2 starters in your rotation, or ensure they are platooned vs LHP/RHP.

If you only have him catch one starter, make sure it's not your 5th starter, because the AI will skip the 5th starter when it can and then your primary catcher won't get enough rest. I prefer to have my backup catch 2 guys, but my backup is decentish so the tradeoff is 'only' .080 points of OBP. That's a tradeoff you'll have to make yourself, but with an old creaky catcher or one who wasn't noted for durability catching your 4th and 5th starters with your backup probably isn't a terrible plan.

But Carter is one of my only guys doing well :negative:

Make Walker Cooper Bill Gullickson's personal catcher.

And while I'm at it:

New Lineup:

1. Andre Dawson CF
2. Tim Raines 2B
3. Eddie Murray 1B
4. Billy Williams LF
5. Gary Carter C
6. Ron Santo 3B
7. Johnny Mize DH (if it isn't too much trouble, could you look and see how many ABs he got? I refuse to believe a HOFer didn't get a single hit all month as an everyday starter)
8. Cal Ripken SS
9. Ken Singleton RF

Monicro fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Oct 25, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

cbx posted:

Also, you've done nothing about the trio of injuries to Boddicker, McGregor and Sanderson. I would suggest replacing them for the duration of their injuries.

But I did!

Monicro posted:




half my rotation died cool

Okay, let's see here. DL Boddicker, replace his rotation spot with Ken Holtzman.

DL McGregor, replace his spot in the rotation with Joe Niekro.

Switch Neikro and Steve Rogers' spots in the rotation.

I guess DL Sanderson, but I dunno if you even have to in Mogul since he's in AAA.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

cbx posted:

EC Injury Update #2
Scott Sanderson - Florida Dickshots - 28 days

Well, keep Sanderson on the DL I guess :v:

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


My tanking strategy is working perfectly, that's what I'm doing yep

Rest Tim Raines, replace him with Ken Singleton

edit: also, my new lineup doesn't seem to have been put in :shobon:

Monicro posted:

New Lineup:

1. Andre Dawson CF
2. Tim Raines 2B
3. Eddie Murray 1B
4. Billy Williams LF
5. Gary Carter C
6. Ron Santo 3B
7. Johnny Mize DH
8. Cal Ripken SS
9. Ken Singleton RF

Monicro fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Oct 30, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Oh hey, 8-3 so far in June. I'm still relentlessly optimistic about the team I've put together so hopefully this is where they'll start turning things around (EC Is Meaningless, I know I know) :toot:



- It seems some of the made-up guys found their way onto my roster. Send down: Jeff Latimore, Loren McCartney, and Davis Tajwan, Glenn Beckert, Ernie Banks.

- Call up Joe Neikro, Scott McGregor, Bill Gullickson, Tim Raines and Ken Singleton.

- New lineup because Mel Ott batting leadoff oh god what
    CF Andre Dawson
    RF Mel Ott
    1B Eddie Murray
    LF Billy Williams
    C Gary Carter
    3B Ron Santo
    DH Johnny Mize
    SS Cal Ripken
    2B Tim Raines

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


New lineup while Raines and Dawson are sore:
    CF Mel Ott
    RF Bobby Thomson
    1B Eddie Murray
    LF Billy Williams
    3B Ron Santo
    C Gary Carter
    DH Ken Singleton
    SS Cal Ripken
    2B Buddy Blattner

Monicro fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Nov 13, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


I want to see if Walker Cooper is worth keeping for the SL and Carter has already proven himself, so swap those two. Swap Sanderson and McGregor too because it's the EC why the gently caress not

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

gingemidget posted:

Pick the winners, games (out of 5) and final score!
second team in each matchup has home-field advantage

Burma Imperialists vs. Rockford Losers: Losers in 5, 2-1
Fukuoka Finger-Bangers vs. Dubai Dervishes: Bangers in 4, 4-2
Finger Lakes Phoenixes vs. Ryleh Cultists: Pheonixes in 4, 3-1
South Bolton Eazy W's vs. Chicago Bobbleheads: Bobbleheads in 5, 5-4

Pick two teams to advance!

Idaho Potatoes
Old Hoss Radbourns
Poughkeepsie Superbas
Rated R Superstars

e: oops im retarded, fixed

Monicro fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Nov 17, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

The Merry Marauder posted:

Shameful, just shameful.

Evil has prevailed on this day. Go Team Evil.

edit: Norfolk and Madison for my picks. I may have lost 91 games in the EC but goshdarn it I will be the meaningless predictions champ

edit2: VVV Oh wow, I had no idea. Motivation!

Monicro fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Nov 20, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Pick 'Em!

Cleveland Unicorns
Juneau Juggernauts
Norfolk Splinter Cells
Polyarny Postmodernists

Still refusing to put by faith into the Unicorns because Cleveland Sports Teams.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Okay I horribly misunderstood the way the draft pool works so gently caress it let's just wing it

Round 1: '02 Nap Lajoie ('11 Eddie Collins if unavailable, if both are unavailable then just the best available besides Robbie Cano)
Sandwich Pick: Best SP Available
Round 2: Best SP Available
Round 3: Best OF Available

my offense is good gently caress you guys

Monicro fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Nov 24, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Monicro posted:

Okay I horribly misunderstood the way the draft pool works so gently caress it let's just wing it

Round 1: '02 Nap Lajoie ('11 Eddie Collins if unavailable, if both are unavailable then just the best available besides Robbie Cano)
Sandwich Pick: Best SP Available
Round 2: Best SP Available
Round 3: Best OF Available

my offense is good gently caress you guys

Changed the Round 3 pick, quoting for posterity.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
oh poo poo I forgot my Pick 'Ems

Comancheros
Unicorns

It's less the Unicorns have won me over and more lol the Daydreamers and Cells

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Aw man, the Dervishes almost pulled that poo poo out. What a shame.

Pick 'Em!

Rockford Losers in 7, 4-3
Chicago Bobbleheads in 5, 6-2

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Pick 'Em!

Unicorns and Bearers.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Pick 'Em!

Unicorns and Oranges.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Losers in 6, 2-1

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Unicorns and Oranges. Also I read the obits :shobon:

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Go forth, Bobbleheads. I believe in you :911:

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Completely loving up my Bobbleheads vs Losers prediction probably doomed my chances at the sandwich pick, but Unicorns, Oranges and Saints to advance.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
I wish I could tell you that Mark fought the good fight, and the Macho Men let him be. I wish I could tell you that.

But the Super League is no fairy tale world.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

this is too incredible for words

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


WITH THE THIRD OVERALL PICK OF THE 2012 SUPER-LEAGUE DISPERSAL DRAFT, THE FLORIDA DICKSHOTS SELECT 2B NAPOLEON LAJOIE

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Yay I get to pick before I go to bed after all :toot:

'02 Addie Joss

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

tatankatonk posted:

Well, you can still pick somebody else if you don't want Ford...

I'LL TAKE HIM I'LL TAKE HIM I'LL TAKE HIM

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Hey, can we trade guys that are on our feeders but not our EC rosters since we're in-between seasons? I asked in the IRC but no one's around :goleft:

e: VVV woooooo

Monicro fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Dec 6, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Hey dudes, if someone wants to trade for:

OF Mel Ott

OF Tim Raines

C Ernie Lombardi

1B Johnny Mize

OF Bobby Thomson


Or someone on these teams, that would be cool okay later.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Best team logo (were any of them more than poorly edited GIS results?)

Mine was taken from the best .gif, thank you very much :colbert:

also quoting for the new page:

Monicro posted:

Hey dudes, if someone wants to trade for:

OF Mel Ott

OF Tim Raines

C Ernie Lombardi

1B Johnny Mize

OF Bobby Thomson


Or someone on these teams, that would be cool okay later.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

mentholmoose posted:

I am interested in your Ernie Lombardi's.

Monicro, what are you looking for specifically?

Pitching mainly. Maybe a Right Fielder but I may be able to get that sorted out independent of this trade.

Maybe Douglas + Hendrix in exchange for Lombardi + Morogiello?

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Beet posted:

Dubai Dervishes trade:

1919 Joe Jackson
1978 Ozzie Smith
2004 Roy Oswalt

to

Florida Dickshots

for

1983 Cal Ripken, Jr.



The Dickshots confirm this trade.

edit: reposting for the new page https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AkF311T6qtJidFJyZDFJNGpjRFllVG80MzFmTWJGQVE#gid=0

Monicro fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Dec 7, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


It's been a busy day in Florida! The Dickshots approve both trades.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Hey someone trade me a backup middle infielder so I don't have to use my last pick on Tony Fernandez or whatever TIA

edit: VVV confirmed

Monicro fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Dec 8, 2012

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