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Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW


V for Vegas posted:

Trash talking your foe is not against the rules.

I think Syrup Muff is a good writer, and I am pleased to be locked in gentlemanly combat with him.

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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Student of the principle art of posting

Fun Shoe

Noah I will gently caress your poo poo UP. I'm gonna kill you. With words.

witchcore ricepunk
Jul 6, 2003

The Golden Witch
Who Solved the Epitaph


A Probability of 1/2,578,917


Bad Seafood posted:

I'm back on the inside.

Awwww yeah

Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012


I am pleased to be locked in combat with, uh, whoever that is.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Sit down on 'em Amos.

Make it count son.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

ETHERWIND

LETS DO THIS

YOUR NAME IS AN EASY FART JOKE
SO THERE

Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW



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Bear Sleuth
Jul 17, 2011



Fanky I asked some people the best way to trash talk you and they said to just link the Glee version of Gagnnam Style so here you go.

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

And the axeman asked "Where sits the Blood Queen?"

And the seer answered

"Lo, see the Queen does not sit upon a throne
For she is always in motion, her cut teeth
Biting back against the blade that flies to sting,
Chewing on sharp barbs that tear the men aside."

And the axeman asked "How then do I find her?"

And the seer answered

"Lo, see the red tide she calls to her wide feet
For it is not blood of menses, but life spilled
Brightly from those who thought to stand and fight her,
Spewing out dead mouths that scream a path to her."

And the axeman asked "How then do I know her?"

"Lo, see the Queen does not sit upon a throne
For her crown is her bleak standard, its sudden
Sighting the final gasp of the doomed and damned,
Shewing her skill in its scarleted splendour."

And the axeman stood to leave.

And the seer asked "How then will you kill her?"

And the axeman answered

"Lo, see the red tide she calls to her wide feet
For it is not blood of menses, but life spilled
Lightly from her veins and lost within the trail,
Hueing darker where clots the wound she misses."

Peel
Dec 3, 2007



I can't remember if Greatbacon is anyone but I am ready to chow down.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

Etherwind posted:

And the axeman asked "Where sits the Blood Queen?"

And the seer answered

"Lo, see the Queen does not sit upon a throne
For she is always in motion, her cut teeth
Biting back against the blade that flies to sting,
Chewing on sharp barbs that tear the men aside."

And the axeman asked "How then do I find her?"

And the seer answered

"Lo, see the red tide she calls to her wide feet
For it is not blood of menses, but life spilled
Brightly from those who thought to stand and fight her,
Spewing out dead mouths that scream a path to her."

And the axeman asked "How then do I know her?"

"Lo, see the Queen does not sit upon a throne
For her crown is her bleak standard, its sudden
Sighting the final gasp of the doomed and damned,
Shewing her skill in its scarleted splendour."

And the axeman stood to leave.

And the seer asked "How then will you kill her?"

And the axeman answered

"Lo, see the red tide she calls to her wide feet
For it is not blood of menses, but life spilled
Lightly from her veins and lost within the trail,
Hueing darker where clots the wound she misses."




Etherwind more like Firmamentfarts

Fanky Malloons
Aug 21, 2010

Is your social worker inside that horse?


Bear Sleuth posted:

Fanky I asked some people the best way to trash talk you and they said to just link the Glee version of Gagnnam Style so here you go.

Well, now that I know it's Glee I'm not even going to pretend I clicked on it. ROOKIE MISTAKE you scurvy, ursine dog.

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

Sitting Here posted:

Etherwind more like Firmamentfarts

I'd tell you to sit down and shut up, but you're halfway there already.

Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW


mods this conversation is getting out of hand and we need to probate some of these jokers here

were having a serious conversation about writing and we nee dto keep it that way

thanks

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

sitting here more like making GBS threads here right

ninja edit: I like writing. What are some of your thoughts on writing. Serious question, serious answers only please

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

I hate writing. It is a massive ache in the balls. Please make me stop.

Fanky Malloons
Aug 21, 2010

Is your social worker inside that horse?


Sitting Here posted:

sitting here more like making GBS threads here right

ninja edit: I like writing. What are some of your thoughts on writing. Serious question, serious answers only please

I also like writing, but it usually has too many words. I hate words.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW


lore of fondue a faggt bitch lol >: D

Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW


Martello posted:

lore of fondue a faggt bitch lol >

Bear Sleuth
Jul 17, 2011



Fanky your story is going to be so bad people aren't even going to want to read it any more. They will probably hold their noses like they smelt something that smells bad. This is because your story will be so bad that it will remind them of a bad smell. I am 100% serious about this.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Student of the principle art of posting

Fun Shoe

I loving hate writing, but I'm a huge submissive and get off from people calling me shitbitch and worthless.

But my bloodlust outweighs that so I'm still gonna win this thing.

sentientcarbon
Aug 21, 2008

OFFLINE GAMES ARE THE FUTURE OF ONLINE GAMING

The numbers don't lie. 99.99% of every Diablo 3 player wants the game to be offline. This is a FACT.

OH SHIT IS THAT A WEBCAM? HOLY CRAP GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! (I am terrified of being spied on, because I am a very interesting person)


I don't know who you are Velyoukai, all I know is that I suddenly hate you with a passion that burns hotter than the midday sun

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


Gonna eat your bones and wear your skin as a stylish cape and cap combo, Jonked.

V for Vegas
Aug 31, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

SurreptitiousMuffin v Erik Shawn-Bohner

Julia Blackmon – Fire



Sitting Here v Etherwind

What’s he building in there. This doesn’t necessarily have to answer the eponymous question. It should evoke the atmosphere.

Jonked v Jeza



Write a ‘Man in a Hole’ Story. Setting – the Chinese Cultural Revolution.

Capntastic v Zack_Gochuck

Hope you have been doing your homework! You get Hordes of Corpses

Bad Seafood v Tender Child Loins

The Isaac Asimov Challenge

Write a story set in the far future with fantastic technology. The kicker, they still have to deal with the same bullshit we have to deal with, technology just makes it worse.

The Saddest Rhino v sebmojo

Transgressions of Boundaries. That’s it.

AutoSnakes v Ronnie_Long

Summer in Munich

Eliot reads Eliot

quote:

Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.

Benagain v Noah

Caprice Pays Paul an Unexpected Visit, with Motives



Velyoukai v sentientcarbon

Three Nantucket men in a fishing trawler. One of them is having an affair with another's wife. Something unexpected happens.

Found Sound v Seldom Posts

Driving in China

You are one of the drivers in this snarl - must be written in first person present.

Canadian Surf Club v Rose Wreck

Write a noir story using the oeuvre of Trent Reznor – AKA Nine Inch Nails.

Peel v Greatbacon

Capitalism Works For Me



Peel - write a story where for one of the characters this is 'true'.

Greatbacon - write a story where for one of the characters this is 'false'

Bear Sleuth v Fanky Malloons

Solovki, White Sea, Russia



Dogs should feature heavily in this story.

LordVonEarlDuke v Martello

Brazil

quote:

Brazil
When hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly whispered someday soon

Write a story about bureaucratic error ruining a person’s life.



NO ENTRIES ARE TO BE SUBMITTED FOR ANOTHER 24 HOURS

AND REMEMBER THE GODDAMN RULES!

Rose Wreck
Jun 15, 2012


Noir again

But I don't listen to

All right, these are my weapons, with these I shall most hatefully rend.

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

gently caress yes.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


V for Vegas posted:

Write a story set in the far future with fantastic technology. The kicker, they still have to deal with the same bullshit we have to deal with, technology just makes it worse.
So just straight science fiction then.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

I can't watch youtubes at work but by god I am going to destroy all of you

After I go home and have my afternoon snack

V for Vegas
Aug 31, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

RULE CHANGE

A Picture Paints a Thousand Words

All Thunderdomers with a picture in their prompt now have a minimum word count of 1000 words.

The rest of you have 800 max.

There may be more rule changes during the non-submission period. Keep watching the skies

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

Does a video count as a moving picture?

Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW


Etherwind posted:

Does a video count as a moving picture?

I got a picture to move. and its in my pants and you have to use your mouth

V for Vegas
Aug 31, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Etherwind posted:

Does a video count as a moving picture?

No correspondence with the judges will be entered into. Make the call and live with your decision.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW


Erik Shawn-Bohner posted:

I got a picture to move. and its in my pants and you have to use your mouth

Erik Shawn-Bohner
Mar 21, 2010

by XyloJW


double rule change:

all you have to wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Try me if you think there wont be consequences for not abiding.

Etherwind
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2065 days!


Soiled Meat

V for Vegas posted:

No correspondence with the judges will be entered into. Make the call and live with your decision.

Fair enough. Let's go with 800 words for a hard limit.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW


shut up an rite pls tia

LordVonEarlDuke
Jun 24, 2011



Martello ure a cool guy and i look forward to locking wits w/ you in a friendly competition of writing oh jolly

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Fallen Rib

Typing and Screaming is my Specialty. Zack_Gochuck I look forward to facing you in honorable combat but this isn't the time; prepare to get your character assassinated, your relationships desecrated, your conscience reprobated, and your "writing" annihilated.

Hats off to words!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.



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SO IT BEGINS.

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Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

OK finally just got to check out my prompt.

Holy poo poo it's like you know me personally. So excited about this.

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