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This thread has ruined Bohemian Rhapsody for me. 
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Khazar-khum posted:Here's a variant of the plot. Are they afraid that if someone knows they like Transformers, they'll be able to reverse engineer their address through Google? Or are they afraid of getting sued for a text story on their nowhere piece of poo poo little corner of the net? It's just dumb.
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Apr 30, 2014 02:14
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NAR edits them heavily.
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Apr 30, 2014 03:13
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Waffleman_ posted:Transformers Don't you know you're not allowed to mention the names of companies or popular brands on the internet?? It's against the law.
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Apr 30, 2014 03:19
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Waffleman_ posted:Are they afraid that if someone knows they like Transformers, they'll be able to reverse engineer their address through Google? Or are they afraid of getting sued for a text story on their nowhere piece of poo poo little corner of the net? It's just dumb. Transformers? It's obviously Z-Bots.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:37
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Theglavwen posted:Transformers? It's obviously Z-Bots. No way, Z-Bots come in packs of three. She loves Go-Bots.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:50
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jodai posted:No way, Z-Bots come in packs of three. She loves Go-Bots. Maybe they were those ones where the three bots joined into one bot, so really it was a pack of one and Nah, I got nothing. I just desperately wanted Z-Bots to come back, even for a minute. You're right, it's Go-Bots 
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Apr 30, 2014 04:56
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It's to cover the smell of crap, if you're focusing on trying to figure out what kind of robot toy they censored out you'll pay less attention to the blatant lies.
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Apr 30, 2014 15:56
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NAW: Unfiltered posted:Restaurant: Gothenburg, Sweden I think this man may have some issues.
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May 2, 2014 01:16
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At least he didn't marry the waitress.
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May 2, 2014 01:20
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Vindolanda posted:I think this man may have some issues. You'd better call a motherfucking ambulance because if you don't shut up I'm going to report you for harassment! 
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May 2, 2014 01:28
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Theglavwen posted:You'd better call a motherfucking ambulance because if you don't shut up I'm going to report you for harassment! Maybe he confused the term amublance chaser as being a real way to summon an attorney at will.
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May 2, 2014 02:32
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ibntumart posted:Maybe he confused the term amublance chaser as being a real way to summon an attorney at will. Shut up, you w****.
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May 2, 2014 02:34
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What kind of lovely owner tolerates people loving at work while "looking for an excuse" to fire them? Really? Harassing a customer is a bigger offense than loving in a restaurant?
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May 2, 2014 02:37
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What kind of lovely owner tolerates people loving at work while "looking for an excuse" to fire them? Scandinavians.
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May 2, 2014 02:38
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MonoAus posted:Don't you know you're not allowed to mention the names of companies or popular brands on the internet?? It's against the law. If I had a {popular unit of currency} for every idiot aspiring writer who believes they can't write "Coke" or "Pepsi" in their book without a "release" from those corporations, I could buy a {season} home in {popular vacation destination}.
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May 2, 2014 02:49
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Waffleman_ posted:Shut up, you w****. I would respond with sassy and 100% spontaneous bons mots, but there's no audience here to clap for me or beleaguered retail worker to propose marriage, so what's the point?
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May 2, 2014 02:55
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ibntumart posted:I would respond with sassy and 100% spontaneous bons mots, but there's no audience here to clap for me or beleaguered retail worker to propose marriage, so what's the point? You could reveal that your father is Lowtax, the owner of the forums, and get waffleman fired/visibly upset.
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May 2, 2014 02:59
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sweeperbravo posted:You could reveal that your father is Lowtax, the owner of the forums, and get waffleman fired/visibly upset. *Face turns red, leaves the thread in a huff*
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May 2, 2014 03:00
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*stands up, applauds* -Oh fair ibntumart, I humbly ask thee for thy hand in marriage!
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May 2, 2014 03:04
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Today's installment is based on a portion of Chapter Six, Part One of Atlas Shrugged.Not Always Galt posted:I’m attending a party thrown by the wife of my business associate, a brilliant CEO who’s recently invented a new metal alloy. The alloy is really amazing. It is to steel what steel was to iron – stronger, lighter, cheaper. Even now, it’s changing the world. At the time, however, most people didn’t recognize how amazing and revolutionary the alloy was – I was one of the few who did. Unfortunately, the CEO's own wife was one of the people who hated it. I just want to say that Lillian Rearden, this scene’s antagonist, is my favorite character so far. Rand tries to characterize her as a terrible person, but she’s catty and fun – a bright spot in the humorless darkness that is this novel. I also want to say that you can buy your own aluminum replica of the Rearden Metal Bracelet from the movie version of the book. Just plunk down $119.25 (marked down from $159) and you too can own an ugly, shoddily-made bracelet!
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May 2, 2014 05:28
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Vindolanda posted:my name’s [name]! Gosh, this one really ticks all the boxes. It's like STDH's greatest hits.
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May 2, 2014 06:40
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MonoAus posted:Gosh, this one really ticks all the boxes. It's like STDH's greatest hits. I don't know how to handle a story where the narrator curses at someone. Being a bon mot dropping Zen Master seems too integral to a STDH story to cast aside.
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May 2, 2014 13:02
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Theglavwen posted:You'd better call a motherfucking ambulance because if you don't shut up I'm going to report you for harassment! He probably said he was going to beat her up but NAW thought that people wouldn't sympathize with him if he actually did threaten the waitress. quote:Me: …Way to go, you stupid… Also, the original story must have had something pretty bad here, seeing as nobody just calls somebody a stupid and the author filled the rest of the story with swears that were all just censored normally. e: Mr. Belpit posted:The posted story is one of the "unfiltered" entries tho. Oh, I forgot about that. That just makes that ambulance line even more confusing. landy. has a new favorite as of 14:31 on May 2, 2014 |
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May 2, 2014 13:23
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Bull Runner posted:He probably said he was going to beat her up but NAW thought that people wouldn't sympathize with him if he actually did threaten the waitress. The posted story is one of the "unfiltered" entries tho.
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May 2, 2014 14:18
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It almost feels like the first part of the story kind of happened. Like this dude went to a restaurant and was asked to move his stroller by a waitress. Then the guy flew off the handle, then was kicked out for threatening the waitress. However the guy wanted to prove he was right on the internet so he wrote up his story but added a happy ending, where the filthy sex haver was punished accordingly. However when he wrote what he actually said in the story he realized it was wrong, so he self edited it. But he didn't edit it enough to make himself look good. In what way is "You better call an ambulance" not a threat? If someone said that to me I would feel awful threatened. Especially if he was standing in a restaurant screaming Whore and Bitch, sorry W**** and B****. The girl was smiling because she did record the whole thing, and she has evidence this douche-nossel threatened a waitress. Maybe W**** is actually Waitress, and B**** is Busser. (BusGirl?) He just wasn't sure what her occupation was. Lap-Lem has a new favorite as of 16:22 on May 2, 2014 |
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May 2, 2014 16:17
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My favourite bit was how the (note: well-endowed) waitress knew the guy was going to deny being the baby's father without any kind of prompt.
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May 2, 2014 16:24
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Despite being a bitch I bet that big-tit waitress still got the most tips.
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May 2, 2014 16:39
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oldpainless posted:Despite being a bitch I bet that big-tit waitress still got the most tips. Certainly the manager's tip.
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May 2, 2014 17:03
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Aston posted:Certainly the manager's tip. Looks like she got shafted though.
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May 2, 2014 22:25
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yeah upper management really took her
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May 3, 2014 03:09
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Dr Who.quote:Has No Idea Who
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May 3, 2014 10:14
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I don't know, that sounds like something I'd do if I got a wrong number text. Especially if you read the last one sarcastically.
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May 3, 2014 12:08
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Is Doctor Who huge in America simply because its "British, therefore awesome", since in England, I don't know anyone who goes mad over it, people just shrug and watch it, since its always been there.
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May 3, 2014 16:00
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It's just nerd culture that is into it, and like all other subcultures there's a group that latches on and obsesses.
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May 3, 2014 16:36
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This thread is pretty old, someone should start a new one.
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