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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

That is just awesome. That's the sort of car I've always wanted to own and never known it until right now

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

What is going on here, this is amazing!

Umm... Have a picture

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

fingerling posted:

Today I actually managed to get up to my brother in law's place. He has a long-standing relationship with his car(s). His baby is a 1963 Ford Fairlane 500 Compact. He bought it around 20 years ago, immediately did a bare metal respray, then moved to Adelaide. It's something of a long running joke (other than the "things being older than me: his ug boots, ownership of the Fairlanes") that he may actually grow up once it's 'finished'.. but we'll see if he ever gets there.

I didn't get a photo of any engine bays, stupidly, but neither of them have stock engines. His Baby has a 289 crate engine from.. somewhere, I don't remember, which was originally going to go in the white one, which proceeded to die. It's been a hilarious line of unluckiness, none the less!



The interior on this one is absolutely immaculate. It feels like you're floating (which is what I imagine you would feel like after your face goes through the steering wheel in an accident!).





And his other exact same car, only in cool white! This was his and my sister's daily driver for around 10 years. Has a 302 Windsor in it, and runs on gas. The reason it's AI? Because using a car like that daily takes brass ones in Aus.. and on gas it uses 15L per 100km.. or 3.5 MPG (:laugh:) for you backwards Imperials.





As he lives in the hills, he's managed to finagle a deal with one of his rather eccentric neighbours (no, not the TV show) into letting him use one of their empty sheds. Turns out, since I was last there, the owner's daughter has started moving some of her cars in.. whilst completely blocking the Fords. But apparently she's going through a divorce, so no great shocks there! Anyway, the other cars in there:

Some kind of 50s Bedford? I have no clue!


I actually prefer the look of this one; the patina and dust just.. suit it somehow! (Also it doesn't have a bad paintjob, unlike the red one).


And finally, the car that is apparently being restored there. All of it's bodywork is behind the green Fairlane, but the badging on the back of the truck says Vauxhaull. The ID plate states General Motors, so I think it may be an FJ or FX that was.. sent to Europe or something? I'm not sure! :iiam:


And sorry for the bad photos, wasn't thinking I would get to see these today, so all I had on me was my phone.

That is a pretty amazing collection. My girlfriend has a '64 EH named Doug. Yup, imagine how emasculated I must feel! He's pretty cool but I can't help but hope that Holden goes the same way as Ford in Aus and then he might actually be worth a bit of cash. In the mean time he trundles around, hates wet weather (wants to spin those tyres and slide around), hates hot weather (overheating) and generally provides a great example of why Australian engineering is the envy of the developed world.... or somthing

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
Does this only apply to an I4 or is the Subaru twin turbo boxer total wank too?

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

You Am I posted:

Cool poo poo

That's an amazing collection, I'm guessing its in Victoria from the plates? Pity it's a bit far from us, having to take an enforced road trip away from the Blue Mountains tomorrow and it would have been neat to have something like that within a day's travel!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

You Am I posted:

Yeah, it is in Victoria. Here's the owner's website (be prepared for some dated website design): http://www.comogardens.com.au/vintage_cars.html

Heh, I'm doing a web design course at TAFE and if you consider that dated you should see some of the poo poo my classmates turn out.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Jonny Nox posted:

There's a new "Project Binky" video on You tube and you assholes never said anything?

Merry Christmas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_H8bK8o3UM

Already? It's been less than 3 months, Exciting!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

88h88 posted:

No goon, but friend of goons... :allears:


Also I just learned that at the Motofest thing going on in town over the weekend, Jaguar Heritage are bringing down one of these, the only one of these:


XJ13

:fap:

Oh the sound. I became weak at the knees

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Maker Of Shoes posted:

This this this.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
Don't know if this sweet electric Mustang has been posted here yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAwIsKC7ROQ

if that's not AI enough for you, the new Dirt Every Day project looks like a shitton of fun, I just wish it were a little longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoi95SBE2wM

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Forgive my ignorance, I don't even know what sort of car this is let alone the engine.

Is there any benefit to the expansion of the exhaust pipes before the eventual contraction or am I missing something?

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Valt posted:

I am almost positive its a 2 stroke 4 cylinder volvo that someone mated together to create a V8 2 stroke. Those pipes have expansion chambers since its a 2 stroke motor.

Ok thanks . I have so much to learn

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

fyodor posted:

Today I passed an ordinary looking sedan on the freeway and the next thing I know the dude is whipping past me in a rumble of V8 fury. I squint at the unfamiliar yet familiar logo and realize: it's a brand new Holden Commodore SS. On a southern California freeway. For several more miles this guy would drop back and then do a ridiculous pull up to 120 and repeat.

Didn't realize you could import those here.

edit: I guess he just bought Holden badges for his Chevy?

It was only the other day I was wondering, given the demise of Holden and Ford locally, would we see an AUDM :australia: thing happen

slothrop fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Mar 18, 2016

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

NoWake posted:

Saw the same thing in Illinois outside of Chicago, dinky country road in 5pm traffic. Passed a beige sedan going the other way that just... didn't... look... familiar. Circular badge up front, and swoopy tail lights with clear housings. Looked up the 2016 Commodore just now, it's exactly what I saw.

TELL ME WHAT PARTS TO START HOARDING NOW

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Slim Pickens posted:

Someone enjoyed that 70s beetle camper video.

If you've somehow never seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XL0TysIn0

What struck me about that video was the quality of the review. Also the sensible advice. Truly the golden age of television

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

88h88 posted:

Roadkill just posted a picture of Mighty Car Mods' 'MAAAAAAD' catchphrase and said "it's on"

...so now we wait. :fap:

I am unreasonably excited for whatever occurs. I'm guessing it means an MCM trip to the States though. They'll pick a Nissan and Roadkill will do some sort of big block madness. Be way more fun if Roadkill went Down Under and they were forced to work on Japanese stuff

slothrop fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jun 30, 2016

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

88h88 posted:

I'm hoping they're forced to swap from their usual go-tos, with MCM visiting all these little US hot rod houses and Roadkill having to go to JDM tuning places.

I really hope so too, it'd be a lot more fun to watch if they're both well out of their depth!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
New Petrolicious is up with a Delta S4

http://petrolicious.com/this-lancia-delta-s4-is-a-ballet-of-brutality

The guy seems awesome and I love his attitude of showing his cars and driving them. But why run a tarmac spec car with slicks and no ground clearance on those gravel roads? :(

I forgive him completely because HOLY poo poo HAVE YOU SEEN HIS COLLECTION! He even has an 037!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

neckbeard posted:

FYI - if you do rent a car in New Zealand, make sure you get the Corolla like Clarkson did. I was there in March and rented a Yaris - going through the mountains on the south island those things sure as poo poo aren't the fastest cars in the world.

So much this. I have to tell everyone who visits the motherland this. One of the scariest things I've ever done was drive my 81 Corolla wagon down the steep side of the Crown Range. With 4 people and a months worth of gear on board the brakes were... inadequate. Being the old 4 speed manual, 2nd was too short to engine brake without over-revving and 3rd was too long so you picked up way too much speed. Got to the bottom and the brakes were so cooked I couldn't stop at the intersection with the main road.

Seeing as this is Post awesome AI car poo poo and not Share your dumb story, have Mad Mike drifting up said road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il986P_ooEE

slothrop fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Jul 16, 2016

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Memento posted:

Shamelessly pinched from the AI group on Facebook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtR5OOHZSp4

Pro-Click

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

bandman posted:

That episode really is the best worst idea ever. The next episode with the Buick is kind of a letdown since they never get it running.

Yeah but that happened with Stubby Bob too...

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

This looks amazing

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
sweet custom 2.4l V8 in a BRZ. Sounds awesome

http://www.autoblog.com/2015/02/11/subaru-brz-362hp-24liter-v8-japan-video/

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
You can argue until you're bleu in the face bit I stilton think that'll stop them

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

I've never been a rotary guy, heard too many horrible ones growing up in NZ in the 90's. Between that Starlet and the Sweet Chili Heat... I may be coming around.

Stupid Ford Granada with apparently a 1700hp Koenigsutygelwgfvbshjdbfvahkjgggg motor

slothrop fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Sep 8, 2016

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Holy poo poo that thing is amazing :circlefap:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

DropShadow posted:

You guys are all missing one key part about the MCM WRX.



Dude spoiler that poo poo please!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

sc0tty posted:



Check. oval office.

Fixed this to be more culturally correct

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Puddin posted:



Man that new photoscan app is the tits. Picture of my old mk2 Escort that I bought and sold for $700.

If I still had it, in the condition it was in I'd probably get around 20k now.

Was the Celica yours too? I have a soft spot for those wheels and those cars in general

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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MrYenko posted:

I'm extremely conflicted about where to post this, but I think I'm in the right place.

You guys would tell me if I was wrong, wouldn't you?



I mean, its a five speed turbo diesel. If it were AWD, it'd be peak AI.

http://bringatrailer.com/2016/10/02/10k-driver-bmw-turbodiesel5-speed-1986-vixen-21/

This thing is as cool as hell. Drivetrain regardless.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
Wow. That is extremely my kinda poo poo

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

The local rockabilly festival is on today and as a part of that they do a show and shine where you get to see a bunch of cars that are often pretty rare in Australia. I didn't get many photos but its a bunch of American cars from different periods including what must be a fair chunk of the Cobra's in the state.


A pretty nicely done up 240Z


A Valiant with it's badging removed


and this thing which I have no idea about



Oh poo poo I forgot that was on today! I'm working all day. Is it still on tomorrow? If you like beer, come to Leura. No, not the BWS.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I don't believe that it is but there'd probably be some cars floating around. I know that bottle shop only too well although you stopped stocking 6 packs of coopers

Nah we just ran out of room to put them jn the fridge, they're in the cool room

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

spleen merchant posted:

Oh yeah the turbo, awd familia. Japan really did produce an endless array of fun cars in the 90's - too many to remember.
You could just about count them on one hand now.

Here's something not Japanese:



Holy poo poo, I need to know more about this immediately

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
Hopefully this alleged CSIRO breakthrough in the production of carbon fibre goes some way to bringing the price down. Next time I buy a second hand Corolla I want it to weigh 900kg and be 80% cf.

https://www.csiro.au/en/News/News-releases/2017/Carbon-fibre-makes-Australian-debut

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Falken posted:

200 miles of uninterrupted average speed cameras

imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
I think this Civic was posted earlier racing at Bathurst, here it is in Adelaide dueling with an AE86.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMcN6SQrtcw

I don't know the first thing about "Improved Production" but my initial impression is :perfect:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Rhyno posted:

I worked in a bar when the smoking ban came down and as a non smoker it was loving glorious.

Same. Not coming home reeking for smoke in your clothes and hair was the best surprise

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat

Mr-Spain posted:

I think it's a Jensen.

I just don't think Jensen, can't see any matching images. I went Lambo first too but I'm mystified

what do you call that sort of back(?) From the B pillar back, it's not a Kamm, not a hatch. Is it a Fastback?

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Soiled Meat
let's keep the guessing game rolling. Here's one I found somewhere I won't admit!

Lookit those bulges!

slothrop fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Apr 27, 2017

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