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MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

0.0001% chance it was a Ferrari 250GTO Breadvan but they look like this:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 23:45

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:55

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Ohio is beautiful this time of year:

# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 00:52

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2012 13:35

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

So is speed plowing. The near flips and they drift around to make the next passes are goddamn terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TczQZUboe0

# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 01:11

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

VW based kit called a Brubaker Box.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 06:55

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Poing posted:

Tits. I've seen them on a few Samurais, but that is the first Subaru I've seen.

When in doubt, there's a Ken Block video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTDNLUzjkpg

# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 18:56

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Well this is interesting...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229886/Designers-concept-car-based-science-fiction-movies-Chevrolet.html
http://www.automotto.com/entry/blue-djinn-from-fastlane-for-sale-on-ebay/

# ¿ Dec 10, 2012 04:17

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

amenenema posted:

I'm trying to place those wheels - Ford Thunderbird?

'88-'93 VW "Bitch Basket" Cabriolet

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 21:52

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 21:51

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

atomicthumbs posted:

The Boston Public Library put an enormous collection of documentary photos of wrecked cars from the early 20th century online here. It's impressive how horribly mangled cars could get at the low speeds back then when they weren't designed with safety in mind.

It was nice of this truck to lay over and expose it's underbelly so we can all stare at the chain drive rearend.

Truck and El Bus collide in South Boston by Boston Public Library, on Flickr

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 04:07

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Snapped a picture of this today, this counts as awesome, right?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 20:56

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Dear Das Volk, please tell us about your C6/CTS experiences

:allears:

# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 22:47

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Das Volk posted:

I threw this together for a joke but it makes me laugh every time I watch it, so I thought I'd share: http://youtubedoubler.com/c8UB (maximize the camaro window for full effect)

This is quite possibly the only time a car video was improved with music in the background, goddamn that's fitting.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 17:15

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ May 31, 2014 19:55

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 22:29

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 14:56

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 21:52

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

The US had cool utes, we just got rid of them all

We still have the fairly crazy 460 big block in my basement.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 04:22

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Pre-war British dodgem/bumper-car based microcars are awesome AI poo poo

Wiki posted:

In the 1960s Jim Parkinson drove one 15,000 miles (24,000 km) around the world and it was a 98 cc model.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 22:48

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Some (all?) of the Ford Ecoboost engines have integrated exhausts too:

I haven't heard anything awful about those yet and it allows for some incredible packaging and turbo performance.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 18:35

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

InitialDave posted:

That's impressive, but it makes you wonder why they even needed a donor car!

A really clean donor car too. They should have just used a Ford licensed Dynacorn body

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 03:05

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

The Ohio State Highway Patrol would like to remind you that they have the coolest logo in the country:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 15:38

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Given how flat they are I'm betting those are just hubcaps hiding the steelies (like the appearance package Interceptors).

E: Also most of the police Chargers I've seen have alloys so I'm not sure where you got that info

MonkeyNutZ fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Dec 27, 2014

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 22:00

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Just add a "v" to the url so it's a .gifv, right click, go to Play Speed, and hit slow motion. It gives you half speed which is a little better.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 02:02

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Inspiration for the Jag prerunner chat:

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 15:09

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 13:41

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Dragline dickwaving, meet Ohio's Big Muskie:

It's really hard to overstate how big it was, it's still the third heaviest land vehicle ever at 27 million pounds and it WALKED.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 00:55

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Sadi posted:

So which of you mother fuckers is out here. https://imgur.com/a/sLCOb
Sand blast rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEF2Ve80LHA
I was there crewing with the red white and blue Audi Quattro, hell of a fun weekend

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 12:19

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Rent4Ring has a very good optional insurance package that limits your max liability to 2500 euros if you pick the Suzuki Swift. Considering you can rack up six figures in damages and track closure/cleanup fees the insurance is worth it.

I was comfortable going about 6/10ths in the rain and had a blast last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhCSv_enAFg

MonkeyNutZ fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Mar 8, 2017

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 17:41

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Isn't the stock weight distribution 53f/47r? That's not exactly amazing.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 22:22

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Oh hey, me too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDY3R_ZGn8

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 15:44

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

builds character posted:

Were you guys crewing or just hanging out?

Crewing for my friend's Audi Coupe Quattro. Ended our day a little early after running really strong. Zero compression on cylinders 1-2, likely the headgasket split between cylinders since there's no water in the oil.

Might be there next year as a driver :dance:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 20:56

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

xzzy posted:

I wonder if you got that thing up to speed in the snow how much of the rooster tail would end up end up packed around your dick.

Chrysler put the tracks in the right spot at least

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 18:32

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Chillbro Baggins posted:

Found at a thrift store for $8. 4" (nominal) post for scale -- the piston is 4.25" wide. Has
code:
494
GM
Any idea what it's from, if only so I can order a replacement for the missing nut?

The GM 8.1L Vortec is 494 cubic inches with a 4.25" bore, seems like the obvious candidate.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 00:34

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

A mechanical/imperial horsepower is 745.7 watts, a metric/ PS horsepower is 98.63% as much at 735.5 watts.

~~350 HP x 98.63% = ~345 PS~~
jesus christ I needed coffee before posting this

MonkeyNutZ fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Mar 19, 2019

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 15:28

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Dadliest Worrier posted:

Er... if the PS represents a smaller amount of power per unit, shouldn’t you get more PS? I think that should be 355 PS.

Well poo poo, that's embarrassing. I remembered the conversions to watts off the top of my head but used them backwards.

Other useless things that have stuck with me include slinches because the conversion to pounds-mass was easier to remember than slugs.

MonkeyNutZ fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Mar 19, 2019

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 19:48

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

E; gently caress

# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 20:16

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:55

MonkeyNutZ: Dec 26, 2008; "A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"

Shrapnig posted:

Any Jeep that isn't modified to get muddy goes in the other thread imo.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 11:58

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