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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Rhyno posted:

Ahhhh stop torturing me...


Now im gonna impulse buy one just to spite you jerks!

you could come to WI and buy mine. I don't have the time nor money to do right by it.

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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Rhyno posted:

Details?



poo poo.

I'm still thinking about it. I want to sell it, then I don't... It sucks. :smith:

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
IIRC it was a kit sold in the 60s and 70s, Volkswagen based. And totally awesome.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

As Nero Danced posted:

drat, good find. There used to be a p1800es around my town, never had the chance to talk to the owner. Somehow they look even prettier in person than they do in pictures.

At my last job, we went to install internet at a guy's house, and in his garage he had a partially restored P1800 and a donor/resto candidate P1800. It's hard enough to find one in the midwest, much less two in the same place.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

G-Mach posted:

Fact: Wisconsin has more bars and cows than people.

One intersection here has a bar, next to a bar, across the street from a bar, which is a building away from a bar, which is next to a gas station that is next to another bar.

The restaurant on this corner also has a bar.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

xzzy posted:

Coast to coast would probably get someone killed.

Longest I ever did was 18 hours with a mountain of caffeine and a couple 30 minute stops when I couldn't keep my eyes open. I was younger and stupider back then, I cap around 8 hours now and plan my trips so I can stop someplace interesting and sightsee a bit.

I know for a fact that, from my mom's house in WI near the shores of Lake Michigan to Las Vegas, you can drive it in 27 hours solo with a half hour nap at a rest stop in Nebraska or Iowa (I forget which one)

I sure as gently caress wouldn't do it again though

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
How long until a subdivision gets built close to it and the people who knowingly moved next to a race track complain about the noise and get it shut down?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Yeah this is basically what I want to do with the '90 S15, except keep the 4.3L and do it up like a GNX tribute truck.

When I owned a '93 S10 and an 87 GN, I always figured that if the GN got t-boned to oblivion I'd grab the running gear and stuff it in the S10 and paint the fucker black

fortunately the GN never got t-boned. Unfortunately, I sold both vehicles. That S10 had the gutless 2.8 and a 5-speed but goddammit it was kind of fun

Dr.Smasher fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 15, 2014

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Wasabi the J posted:

Vegas has been doing this with repossessed cars and it's great, because they generally don't go after speeding more than texting, swerving, and lane-changes without signalling.

Seeing lovely aggressive drivers being lit up by a beat up commuter is just :allears:

When I lived there I saw someone being pulled over by a base Chrysler 300 and a goddamn Nissan Altima.

I was told they would rent a bunch of cars, but that was probably before major budget issues.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Krakkles posted:



Edit: In the interest of keeping this AI, here's a badass 4x4 a local guy built:



Chainlink. All four tires are controlled like excavator limbs, and can rise/drop independently of the others.

He pretty much built the Runners from the Borderlands games. I'm pretty impressed.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

El Scotch posted:

Aw jeez, it broke down again in a terrible spot.

That would be a terrible place for it to burst into flames like most Italian super cars. All those dry leafless trees...

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Biscuit Joiner posted:



I saw this Porsche at my local home improvement store. I wouldn't have parked it next to the cart return though.


I park next to the cart returns because it's one less jackass potentially swinging their door into my car.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

How on earth can you get 600 hp out of a 2-liter, 4 cyl engine? Like, I'm seriously curious... and it's going to last a whole 24 hours at LeMons?

BMW got 1000 hp out of a 1.6? liter 4 cyl. But that was using a lot of boost and exotic fuel.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Sagebrush posted:

I truly don't get the appeal of Grand Nationals.

I mean yeah okay some versions were pretty powerful for the time -- which isn't really saying a lot, because that was the era of early smogged 350ci V8s wheezing out like 180 horsepower. And man are they unattractive cars.

If you wanted a fast quarter mile car in 87, you bought a turbo 6 Buick. They're big angry slabs that sound like banshees when you mash the gas pedal and I loving miss mine so much

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

boxen posted:

If I ever have access to a time machine, I'm going to somehow get GM to put the GN Turbo V6 in a Fiero.

They took 1500 surplus GN engines and put them in Trans Ams in 1989, is that close enough?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

What am I looking at? My desire to know more has intensified.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Powershift posted:

What's the point of calling it Senna if you don't die driving it?

Jesus christ

:piss:

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

eyebeem posted:

You wouldn't do that.

:drat:

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
I'd drive both those pink cars. hell yes.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Cage posted:

Yo this is rad and all but did you not get a picture of the louvers too?

Word. I haven't seen one of those in any condition in a long time

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

slothrop posted:

Does this mean my dream of having a Honda Beat is still alive? If so, HOORAY!

I saw one at EAA AirVenture in Oskosh this past year. It made me irrationally happy. They're rad as hell in person.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

iospace posted:

Door County, one of the two major tourist traps in Wisconsin.

(I still want to go through the area on my bike sometime)

It's really quite nice up there. My only issue is that there are so many loving condos being built, but I realize that's a common problem everywhere.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

honda whisperer posted:

Looks at the front... Classy

Looks at the back... But not to classy to loving party!

Seriously though I need this in my life.

Edit: looks at the interior and slams a cassette of carpenter Brut in the dash and peels out of the garage.

This thing belongs in the Turbo Killer video, which is pretty AI

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

davebo posted:

I don't get it, why did you post a bone stock Chevy SSR getting some paint work done?

That kit is far better proportioned than an SSR.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Bring back art deco vehicles.



I feel like this was in Batman the Animated Series

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
God that thing is amazing

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Can't wait for an overlanded out ratrod

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

wesleywillis posted:

For those that might be interested, the Feb 2020 issue of Hemmings Classic car has a bunch of articles on 80s piles of poo poo. I haven't been through the whole issue yet, but I just read some poo poo about the Ford EXP for example. And a small blurb about the 1990 Fiero.

Also, apparently Henry Ford's car got jacked in 1922, so like a straight baller, he just goes the gently caress to one of his factories and takes another from the store room.

Not gonna lie, I always thought the Escort EXP looked neat.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

InitialDave posted:

Courtesy of Imgur:









This was stupid fun in GT5

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

ishikabibble posted:

California is actually rolling out e-ink license plates that kind of do that. I don't know exactly what level of control you have over it, but you can set a custom message to display while you're stopped, and I think you can display some kind of message below the plate number too.

That's just a countdown to someone putting 'I eat rear end' on their plate, honestly.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Tesla S driveline swapped Mini Moke. AWD.

I need to see this deathtrap. pictures, video, crude crayon drawing on a restaurant placemat, something.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

BigPaddy posted:

The cars as investments people are the worst but it smacks of Tulips where one day the only people turning up to auctions will be sellers as the bubble will have burst.

I donno. Rich people will always exist. The first Shelby GT350 just sold for something like 3.2 million, making it the most expensive Mustang ever.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

TheBacon posted:

lmao that number plate

To be fair, the design of the Panamera is an act of terrorism on the eyes

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
You really can shoehorn any engine into a G-body.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Mister Speaker posted:

I read somewhere that a few teams in F1 were once upon a time experimenting with six-wheel designs; the league found it was such an unfair advantage in cornering that they outlawed it. Is there any truth to this, and can anyone elaborate on the physics involved?

Someone here needs to look up the Tyrrell P34.

Mostly because I'm on mobile, otherwise I'd have links and stuff

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
And yet Jody Scheckter called it a pile of junk. Even managed to win a race with it.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

What a loving waste of a car. Someone will buy it and hide it away or put it in a museum. Cars like this were meant to be driven.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Speedycop branching out from Lemons builds, apparently

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

bennyfactor posted:

These are :krad: but having seen a maverick at a stop sign today with a ranger two cars behind it, those things are absolutely not mini trucks.

They're the closest we're ever gonna get at this point

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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Mother of God

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