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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Yup, and it's not the only time they've done it.

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Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

IIRC the path on that went something like:

Original owner buys Model S with EAP and FSD from Tesla. Tesla buys back Model S due to lemon law for the yellowing touchscreen (and here's where things break down). Tesla normally turns off EAP/FSD when selling to other parties for resale prior to making the new Monroney for the auction where the dealer that sold it to owner who had it yanked out from under them, but someone hosed up and they didn't do it in time.

The only real fuckup IMO is not catching it before making the new Monroney and putting the car up for auction.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
They flipped the bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjKOPaRuUc

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

Uthor posted:

We have speed humps around here that one can go over at about 30 mph unless they are driving something slammed and every person driving a "I can use this to go off road" SUV or brotruck will slow down to 5 mph for.

We have speed "holes" where the metal plate retracts down if you go above the speed limits (with some margin as well) and sure it's a harsh hole to go over, but it's easy to spot if you are paying attention. Even still, so many idiots keep slowing down to 10km/h below the speed limit.
It's a good idea though as it doesn't madate slowing down in the same way (and probably saves a ton of energy not forcing people to slow down). They cost a ton though and if people still are being idiots that slow down, the energy savings aren't as good as they could be.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

So Mustangs go after pedestrians, Challengers go after trucks?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Is that the truck's engine you can hear eating itself alive after it flips over?

I heard a story from the light vehicle workshop boss at a mine I used to work at where they had someone flip a LandCruiser around the massive roundabout coming into Kalgoorlie from the south. They left it running as they crawled out.



This is the back of the crankshaft out of the 1VD-FTV engine, which are generally insanely bulletproof. I know if you've just flipped your car you probably have other poo poo on your mind, but turning it off as soon as you can is a good move.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You'd figure half the poo poo under a hood won't work upside down. I'm surprised a modern engine won't just shut down in an event like that. Most fluid systems require some gravity component to work whether it's the fuel pump, oil pan, coolant pumps intake, etc. I'd also expect a car to be "smart" enough to shut off the engine if an airbag goes off.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

um excuse me posted:

You'd figure half the poo poo under a hood won't work upside down. I'm surprised a modern engine won't just shut down in an event like that. Most fluid systems require some gravity component to work whether it's the fuel pump, oil pan, coolant pumps intake, etc. I'd also expect a car to be "smart" enough to shut off the engine if an airbag goes off.

I've never had the pleasure, but a crash with airbag deployment seems like it's a rather disorienting affair and would make it rather difficult to focus on driving. In fact, I'm having a lot of trouble understanding why you'd ever want the engine running immediately after the airbags have deployed, even if they were deployed in error

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
In case somehow the car is still moving and you need power/power brakes/unlocked steering to maneuver the car off the road or otherwise out of danger?

An unlikely scenario that you'd just be driving along WHAM the airbags go off, and you're just chillin and still driving along but weird poo poo happens.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


The Door Frame posted:

I've never had the pleasure, but a crash with airbag deployment seems like it's a rather disorienting affair and would make it rather difficult to focus on driving. In fact, I'm having a lot of trouble understanding why you'd ever want the engine running immediately after the airbags have deployed, even if they were deployed in error

I know 90s Fords had a safety switch for the fuel pump that was impact-sensitive. If you ever took them off road you could trip it pretty easily and, IIRC, it required pulling up the carpet in the passenger footwell to reset.

My FJ62 doesn’t have anything like that. If air is moving though the AFM it will send power to the fuel pump.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

In case somehow the car is still moving and you need power/power brakes/unlocked steering to maneuver the car off the road or otherwise out of danger?

An unlikely scenario that you'd just be driving along WHAM the airbags go off, and you're just chillin and still driving along but weird poo poo happens.

Engine can be killed and still have the steering wheel unlocked and electrical power. I have an unreasonably loud car and a baby and there are times where I need to coast down my street to avoid waking her. I even have a few pumps of assisted brakes left in the booster.

Saving the engine seems like a silly priority in the context of an airbag deployed accident, though, so any counter argument is worth weighing seriously. Maybe instead of saving the engine, you kill it to prevent a fuel leak? It just has the side effect of saving the engine.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Advent Horizon posted:

I know 90s Fords had a safety switch for the fuel pump that was impact-sensitive. If you ever took them off road you could trip it pretty easily and, IIRC, it required pulling up the carpet in the passenger footwell to reset.

My (lovely) 93 mustang had one of these. The reset was in the trunk somewhere, iirc.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Motorcycles have a tilt switch, that'd work.

E^^^ you do, same place as all my 2000's mustang's.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
The Lotus Elise / Exige has a dumb inertia switch that is hidden in the engine compartment down by the frame rail, you can trigger it on rough curbs :unsmith:

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!

Cacafuego posted:

My (lovely) 93 mustang had one of these. The reset was in the trunk somewhere, iirc.

My first car (Ford escort wagon) had one in the right side of the cargo area. Being a teenager inspired by rally drivers who lived on a dirt road, I was pretty good at resetting it.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Speaking of dumb dodge poo poo
https://twitter.com/JessArnoldTV/status/1379126626886299650?s=20

Some idiots stopped traffic on the capitol beltway in MD to do donuts in the middle of one of the busiest highways in the area.

They got a whole slew of charges out of it

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thumposaurus posted:

Speaking of dumb dodge poo poo
https://twitter.com/JessArnoldTV/status/1379126626886299650?s=20

Some idiots stopped traffic on the capitol beltway in MD to do donuts in the middle of one of the busiest highways in the area.

They got a whole slew of charges out of it

That will come out to be one of the VinWiki dickheads for sure.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Humphreys posted:

That will come out to be one of the VinWiki dickheads for sure.

And they will get out of the tickets after some shewed negotiations from their expensive lawyers.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cacafuego posted:

My (lovely) 93 mustang had one of these. The reset was in the trunk somewhere, iirc.

1890 Mercury topaz hadd it in the tunk in the ara of the fuel filler pipe.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

I recall multiple friends having the rollover switch on their Rangers fail which turns off the fuel pump, somewhere under the passenger side of the dash?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Big Taint posted:

I recall multiple friends having the rollover switch on their Rangers fail which turns off the fuel pump, somewhere under the passenger side of the dash?

The kick panel by the passenger's right foot. Gotta peel back the carpet.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Thumposaurus posted:

Speaking of dumb dodge poo poo
https://twitter.com/JessArnoldTV/status/1379126626886299650?s=20

Some idiots stopped traffic on the capitol beltway in MD to do donuts in the middle of one of the busiest highways in the area.

They got a whole slew of charges out of it

I'm pretty sure I've seen these dickheads hotdogging on the beltway in PG County before, I think the guy in the purple Charger has tried to get me to race him before. If so, double gently caress 'em, these clowns have been driving like dipshits for years.

emf
Aug 1, 2002



Frank Dillinger posted:

My first car (Ford escort wagon) had one in the right side of the cargo area. Being a teenager inspired by rally drivers who lived on a dirt road, I was pretty good at resetting it.
If you were young and had an Escort, and you didn't know where the fuel shutoff reset switch was, your car was carburetted or a diesel.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I remember the big red button fondly.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Advent Horizon posted:

I know 90s Fords had a safety switch for the fuel pump that was impact-sensitive. If you ever took them off road you could trip it pretty easily and, IIRC, it required pulling up the carpet in the passenger footwell to reset.

My FJ62 doesn’t have anything like that. If air is moving though the AFM it will send power to the fuel pump.

Depends on the vehicle. The one on my 2005 Crown Vic is in the trunk, left side up near/above the wheel well.

edit: and I *think* it's the Challenger's engine still running and the accessory drive against the radiator in that video, but I'm not sure.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



um excuse me posted:

Engine can be killed and still have the steering wheel unlocked and electrical power. I have an unreasonably loud car and a baby and there are times where I need to coast down my street to avoid waking her. I even have a few pumps of assisted brakes left in the booster.

So your loud car wakes up your baby, and you don't like that, so you kill the engine before you get to your house... What do you do about the dozens of houses with babies that you drove past on the way home?

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Lol mind your own loving business.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
The terrible car stuff is coming from within the thread.

Spooky

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

um excuse me posted:

Lol mind your own loving business.



so you have a muffler bypass but even in "quiet" mode it's still loud enough to wake up sleeping babies inside the house huh

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Loud cars are so loving cool

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Apr 14, 2021

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

so you have a muffler bypass but even in "quiet" mode it's still loud enough to wake up sleeping babies inside the house huh

No I bought it as a solution to my current exhaust situation. I'll run it closed on the street, open at the track. My current exhaust is muffled but still too loud since it's a straight through type.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

My neighbor has five cars, all V8s and all of them have loud exhausts. Every time he leaves and arrives it's loudly announced, I'm leaving!! I'm home!!!

It's exhausting

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
:dadjoke:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Someone has filed a noise complaint about this thread, I'm not hearing it at illegal levels but I'll be back tomorrow morning to do a db test.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Applebees Appetizer posted:

My neighbor has five cars, all V8s and all of them have loud exhausts. Every time he leaves and arrives it's loudly announced, I'm leaving!! I'm home!!!

It's exhausting

Easy to tell when you should pull your cock out of his wife then.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Easy to tell when you should pull your cock out of his wife then.

Lol when he first met his GF she had a nice and quiet Mercedes, then he got her a new Camaro and immediately put an aftermarket exhaust on it :argh:

I wasn't kidding when I said FIVE vehicles, her Camaro is one of them

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I get the appeal of having a loud exhaust, but whenever I see a car with one just driving sedately in traffic, my brain thinks that the car/engine is working really hard to keep up with the grandma in the Camry next to it.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



I really hate obnoxiously loud exhausts on cars that clearly don't warrant it.

You aren't impressing anyone with that fart can on your 15 year old corsa you chav prick now get rid of it and find a girlfriend who is older than your car while you are at it.

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!
Loud cars are stupid. I guess I’m old now.

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

One of the cars he has is a '69 Mustang with a built 351 which is really cool (I took a ride in it and thought i was gonna die) but it's ungodly loud.

Then he has a lowered Silverado step side pickup with a built LS and over 800hp

Then a brand new lifted 4x4 Bro Truck Edition Silverado that he takes around the corner to Publix once in awhile

Then his work truck Silverado (he does lawn service) that pulls his trailer, why this one has a loud exhaust I have no idea

Then his GF's brand new convertible Camaro which sounds like it should be at the drag strip

Dude is gonna lose his hearing before he turns 50

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Apr 14, 2021

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