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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Dead Or Alive 5 - Defensive-holding my way to victory
 
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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Jesus Christ, they went HUGE on the titties for DOAX 3. Now it's going to be embarrassing to play this in front of my wife.

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:12
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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

A good poster posted:

Are you looking at some preview material, or is it out in Japan?

The box art, with its double whammy of underage panty shot and a girl trying to knee her own boob off
* # ¿ Nov 12, 2015 07:00
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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
The year is 2015. I can just watch footage of the game online while masturbating.

* # ¿ Nov 24, 2015 19:22
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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Neo Helbeast posted:

The first official trailer for DOAX3 is out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX8Zxch7RU8

Personally I think it looks terrible from a subjective/objective stand point but I just want to compare it(unfairly) to DOAX2's intro/trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBIXypqqdI You will notice in DOAX2 it looks like people are having fun doing sport things and the game shows itself off as being lighthearted and fun. In comparison to that the only thing that stands out to me about DOAX3 is that weird meat slapping sound that sounds just off enough to make me realize that that is meat being slapped together and isn't actual skin being slapped.

Hmm. I was excited at the prospect of doing some masturbating at this game, but it doesn't actually look that good.

I just have fond memories since DOAX came out when I was like 13 and some of my most prominent early boners were at that game.

Alas, time makes fools of us all.

* # ¿ Dec 30, 2015 01:23
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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
DOAX3 looks like poo poo, haha. I watched a couple videos on youtube and their hair clips straight through their neck dozens of times in every video.

Cool that they have butts now, though. I got DOAX as a 13 year old and I remember being very disappointed.

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