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Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Rustmouth Chafings posted:

That whole issue is outstanding.

Clint does not speak French.

He's great at boats though.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 20:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:32

YouSpoonyBard: May 10, 2007; You Killed Anna!

Rustmouth Chafings posted:

That whole issue is outstanding.

Clint does not speak French.

Is that Chris Samnee on the art? I love all the stuff he does, who's the writer though? I'd love to pick this up but I can't find any other information.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:13

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

YouSpoonyBard posted:

Is that Chris Samnee on the art? I love all the stuff he does, who's the writer though? I'd love to pick this up but I can't find any other information.

David Aja. Same guy from Iron Fist.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:19

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

And Matt Fraction doing the words thing.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 21:52

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Rustmouth Chafings posted:

That whole issue is outstanding.

Clint does not speak French.

<French!> is so great

# ? Sep 6, 2012 22:18

Mike From Nowhere: Jan 31, 2007; I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

Alhazred posted:

(Final Crisis #7)
God how I miss Renee Montoya as the Question

It took me a lot longer than it should have, to figure out that "everyone looks like you guys" could mean "black people" as well as "Superman and Wonder Woman," and that's why they share that sidelong glance.

It took me a while to figure out that "wrestling the Midgard serpent" in Ultimates was a masturbation joke, too. Sometimes I am dumb.

# ? Sep 6, 2012 23:50

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Alhazred posted:

(Final Crisis #7)
God how I miss Renee Montoya as the Question

God drat do I wish Mahnke would draw a Captain Marvel series. Just look at that.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 00:10

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Rhyno posted:

God drat do I wish Mahnke would draw a Captain Marvel series. Just look at that.

He looks like someone symmetrified him.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 00:45

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

efb: sob ^

Rhyno posted:

God drat do I wish Mahnke would draw a Captain Marvel series. Just look at that.

Captain Marvel looks like one of those photoshops where half the person's face is mirrored.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 00:51

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

I think we need more Ducks in here. (Apologies for the crappy scan)

From Don Rosa's "A Little Something Special", The Adventurous Uncle Scrooge McDuck 2 / Walt Disney Treasures 2.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 06:45

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

The whole ducks not wearing pants conundrum claims it's first victim.

Contribution.
JLI #4

Edit: I found a whole page of nothing but comic nut shots. Slightly NWS.

JLA Classified #9
That's a creepy alternate reality Captain Marvel getting kneed in the shazams.

I fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Sep 7, 2012

# ? Sep 7, 2012 08:36

Mr Wind Up Bird: Jan 23, 2004; i'm a goddamn coward
but then again so are you

My favorite comic book nut shot is probably this one from an issue of Supergirl I can't remember. The Joe Kelly/Ian Churchill run.

Power Boy has been a creepy weirdo and Kara has had enough of it so she tells him to get lost. He hits her or something and then boom tubes to the edge of the solar system to hide. Moments after stepping out of the tube this happens.

The pink lighting bolts really make it special I think.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 11:44

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Let's dedicate a whole page to nutshots.

Hellblazer #48.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 12:21

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

From Planetary #13

# ? Sep 7, 2012 12:27

Mister Roboto: Jun 15, 2009; I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Dacap posted:

From Planetary #13

In case anyone can't tell, that's frozen Dracula he's kicking in the balls.

Bonus: Kicking the evil human torch in the balls in issue 19.

That seems to be Elijah's trademark dirty fighting move.

Wish I knew the X-men comic this was from:

# ? Sep 7, 2012 13:19

Hakkesshu: Nov 4, 2009

I've always enjoyed Luke Cage kicking Skrullektra from New Avengers 27

# ? Sep 7, 2012 13:45

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Sometimes you get so frustrated you just have to nutshot yourself.

Transmetropolitan, I need to go find which issue again.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 14:22

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

I would really like to see the script page for that.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 14:39

Revol: Aug 1, 2003; EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

Senior Woodchuck posted:

I would really like to see the script page for that.

Page 4, panel 6: Spider Jerusalem goes nuts on his nuts.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 20:24

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Revol posted:

Page 4, panel 6: Spider Jerusalem goes nuts on his nuts.

"That thing I did at the last meeting? Spider does that."

# ? Sep 7, 2012 21:20

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Jimmy Olsen #133

# ? Sep 7, 2012 21:45

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

I like that they appear to have built a ramp to launch themselves directly into Superman's crotch.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 21:48

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

smashpro1 posted:

Jimmy Olsen #133

Isn't that the one that started to lay the groundwork for the New Gods and Darkseid?

# ? Sep 7, 2012 22:08

Sax Offender: Sep 9, 2007; College Slice

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Isn't that the one that started to lay the groundwork for the New Gods and Darkseid?

Wikipedia confirms this, or at least it is somewhere in the Jimmy Olsen series. I am really curious as to how that comic could result in something as awesome as the Fourth World.

Also, were Superman and Jimmy dicks to each other on every single cover?

http://i.imgur.com/hfUtA.jpg

SPJO #127, obviously.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 22:44

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Isn't that the one that started to lay the groundwork for the New Gods and Darkseid?

That is Kirby's first issue of Jimmy Olsons series and the start of the Fourth World Saga.

This one however when Darkseid first appeared

# ? Sep 7, 2012 22:51

Bobulus: Jan 28, 2007

Kammat posted:

Sometimes you get so frustrated you just have to nutshot yourself.

Transmetropolitan, I need to go find which issue again.

Issue #9, for those curious.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 23:06

Yancy_Street: Nov 26, 2007; drunk octopus
wants to fight you

Nut shots, you say? :straightens bowtie:

Punisher Kills Marvel Universe

JLA: the really good years (#41, I think)

And, of course, the best nut shot of them all...

Hitler delivers the nut shot that ushers in the Silver Age in "The Golden Age" #4.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 23:08

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

OK Octopus posted:

And, of course, the best nut shot of them all...

Hitler delivers the nut shot that ushers in the Silver Age in "The Golden Age" #4.

THE ROD... BROKEN... BUT STILL A WEAPON.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 23:16

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

OK Octopus posted:

Nut shots, you say? :straightens bowtie:

Punisher Kills Marvel Universe

That is not Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe. It's from Punisher #17 or 18 from late 2002.

# ? Sep 7, 2012 23:18

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Derek Dominoe posted:

Wikipedia confirms this, or at least it is somewhere in the Jimmy Olsen series. I am really curious as to how that comic could result in something as awesome as the Fourth World.

Also, were Superman and Jimmy dicks to each other on every single cover?

http://i.imgur.com/hfUtA.jpg

SPJO #127, obviously.

Superman being a dick has long been established. But, sometimes, he did the same thing twice:

Superman #293 and Jimmy Olsen #115

smashpro1 fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Sep 8, 2012

# ? Sep 8, 2012 01:58

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Boogaleeboo posted:

He's great at boats though.

It is from that panel on that I decided to read Hawkeye in H Jon Benjamin's voice.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 02:35

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

smashpro1 posted:

Superman being a dick has long been established. But, sometimes, he did the same thing twice:

Superman #293 and Jimmy Olsen #115

I always loved the poo poo-eating grin Supes is sporting on that JO cover. At least on the other one, you might interpret it as the water is poisoned or something, so Superman is keeping them from killing themselves. But on the right there, he's just being an rear end in a top hat and loving it.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 03:16

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Dark Avengers #12. Molecule Man's war on pants.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 04:15

Matlock: Sep 12, 2004; Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

I've tried looking for the source on this one, but to no avail.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 04:48

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Matlock posted:

I've tried looking for the source on this one, but to no avail.

I think its from one of the Luna Bros. 'Girls' books..?

<edit> Book 2, I'm guessing.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Sep 8, 2012

# ? Sep 8, 2012 04:55

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Someone needs to post Red She-Hulk: Bird Puncher.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 06:20

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Doom Patrol #53

# ? Sep 8, 2012 10:30

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Mister Roboto posted:

Wish I knew the X-men comic this was from:

I can't be precise because I don't have it anymore, but I think it's from a Wolverine comic actually. One where Wolverine helps Jubilee find the guys who killed her parents, or something. That issue stands out in my memory because half the issue had hilariously bad art by one of its artists... Jim Ward?

# ? Sep 8, 2012 11:22

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Daredevil #12.
Trolling Daredevil.

# ? Sep 8, 2012 11:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:32

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I posted:

Daredevil #12.
Trolling Daredevil.

how would he be able to read that?

# ? Sep 8, 2012 13:32

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