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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just when I think I can't like Doom more I learn something that solidifies him further as the best villain ever :allears:

He also can give you the best Valentine Day presents.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Die Laughing posted:

Venom fought Juggernaut in Venom: The Madness, but I'm pretty sure he got beat down. The Superman/Venom fight happened in Marvel/DC Access or whatever that was called.

I remember that and like all his miniseries, it was so fucken awful in the 90

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

IUG posted:

Um, Madelyne is his mother. Unless that's a clone of Madelyne, who is a clone of Jean Grey... jesus what were they thinking?

That is X-man who is from AOA. He was created from the genertic material of Cyclops and Jean Grey. It was only later when he came to our reality he started making out with Madelyne.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CzarChasm posted:

Also doesn't help that he's showing off his prehensile tail by lifting a wine glass with it.

According to one x-men writer, Nightcrawler had more then one penis.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

RandallODim posted:

I don't know what to make of my automatic response of "God dammit Claremont!"

Nope. The person who said that was Chuck Austen. It is part of an interview on the X-men 2 DVD

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Feb 20, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Plutonis posted:

Never thought i'd see that kind of relationship outside of Animes.

It is Chris Claremont.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

It's not true for adults either. In a hanging the condemned either die from suffocation or only if the rope is long enough to let them build up speed first, a snapped neck.

Or a ripped off head.

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bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Mar 1, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

Secret Wars II, a series best left unremembered.

CURSES, SYNTHORANGE! :doom:

I have the omnibus and you are making me want to get it out and start posting random pages.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

feedmyleg posted:

I really hope that's a reference to the current ridiculous controversy surrounding the ASM2 set pictures of Shailene Woodley.

This is the best reference to real life events

This was a statue that marvel created



Thunderbolts Breaking Point

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

DarkCrawler posted:

Well, high standards to measure up against and all that!

He might say that Sue is adequete

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Sizone posted:

Does Nick Fury still smoke?

In the Marvel Universe no one smokes, due to a Joe Q degree. I really do not blame him since its what killed his dad.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Chinaman7000 posted:

I respect the reason behind the policy but still think its dumb and way too personal for a editorial edict.

Tobacco have been known to target kids using cartoons and other tricks, so if he does not want them to be any way advertised in his books I gotta respect that.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Seldom Posts posted:

I actually owned the incredible hulk issue just prior to this one. (The tag at the end was NEXT: ROCKET RACCOON!) What I recall happening was that those three guys in the second panel of the flashback (Blue with horns; Blue with square stick, and red guy) came to get Hulk to help fight a space monster. Rick went and dosed himself with Gamma to try and help, but he just fell over and started glowing. The blondish woman in the green shirt wanted to help him, but the only person she could find was three finger mohawk woman, who is some kind of interstellar TV producer. Hulk fought and beat the space monster (including a totally awesome fight with Abomination) but was sent spiraling off through space, where he presumably crash landed on Rocket's planet.

drat, why are comics not that awesome anymore?

If you like that get the miniseries with art by Mike Mignola

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

prefect posted:

During the '80s, Steve Rogers was the artist for the "Captain America" in-universe comic book.

In an early Fantastic Four Doctor Doom kidnaps Stan Lee and Jack Kirby because they write and draw the Fantastic Four comic.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

During Mark Waid's run on Fantastic Four, isn't it revealed that the reason Reed allows a Fantastic Four comic book to be made is because he wants Sue, Ben and Johnny to be well-thought of by the public because of his guilt over giving them their powers? :3:

I thought it was why he made them into superheroes.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

Reed Richards took the family on a year long vacation that was supposed to only last a few seconds from everybody else's perspective, but to be on the safe side he asked everybody on the team to pick a replacement to cover for them in their absence. Everybody made their pick except for Johnny who completely and totally forgot all about it till the last second and just asked his current girlfriend to "fill in for me for a second okay cool thanks seeyaloveyababe!" before taking off. :)

Thing also has Thing suits from a time when he turned human. So she put one on.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Yes join me also could anyone post the panel of Flash in the car?

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Apr 4, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Kurt Busiek is a very good writer, and I will fight anybody who disagrees

The only bad thing I can say about him is he properly should have left Avengers sooner than he did, but I say the same thing about Bendis.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Plutonis posted:

Holy poo poo he bled from the nose from a crotch punch. I guess Nate just lost all reproductive capability now.

That is a good thing since he was dating a clone of his mom.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
They told him he could not join the FF. That is reason enough.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gatts posted:

What happened? Batman lost another Robin again? He's a child killer, man. He enables these kids to fight crime by punching bad guys and being murdered. It's like death by cop, man only Robins are all in Joker's face practically begging to be offed.

Still think the coldest thing he ever did was how he killed Gordon's second wife. Tossing the baby and when she catches it shooting her in the head.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Is that Pete or Spock?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

IUG posted:

Did you read the first box that says "That I, Doctor Octopus, Am Now Spider-Man!"?

My eyes just glazed over that. Sorry about the stupid question.

The return of The Skrull Beatles Wisdom 6
I miss Skrull John Lennon :(

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 13:31 on May 9, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lobok posted:

No, he stops her by going "Look, Mrs. Parker! The smoke! Your meatloaf -- it's on fire! Do you want to stop me or save dinner?!" and she runs off back to the kitchen.

A brick comes loose and hits Spidey in the head.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

smashpro1 posted:

It is on Krypton. :pervert:

I thought on Krypton you were allowed to make out with horses?

ACTION COMICS #292


Action Comics #311

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

DarkCrawler posted:

All the arcane rituals to seal his corrupted soul in took most of that time though.

He had a soul?
I also thought Superman had to buried within 24 hours.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Chaos Hippy posted:

Nah, the Eradicator mentioned that if he had gotten to Superman's body 24 hours later than he did, it might not have been possible to revive him, but there was no rush to get him buried. I doubt decomposition would be much of a problem for the first while.

I thought that due to his creator's roots.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Adventure Comics 6
Lex Luthor's sister has an uncurable illness, and Superboy decides to help her with Lex's help. This is what happens

Then he does this just because he can

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ignite Memories posted:

Well, what did he do?

In the first one he gave people superpowers and then took them all away
In the second he cured his sister then gave it back to her just because he could.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Only if the JLI team writes it and Kevin Maguire draws it. I'd sign on for that so drat quick.

Although if Morrison wrote it, he'd probably make the suburbs itself a villain, which would be amusing.

If Byrne wrote it, Barda and Superman would be brainwashed into doing things.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

smashpro1 posted:

He's sitting like a pie, not a cake.

and that is terrible

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

Why would an Asgardian need a space suit? :spergin:

What does a god need with a starship?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
How is the art in todays issue of Injustice?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Hollis posted:

Wait what. Mutants can't catch HIV?

Thank you Husk/Austen
Uncanny 427

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 15, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

SynthOrange posted:

Bluuuurgh. Why would you even write that. What the gently caress does it even bring to the table?

This is Chuck Austen we are talking about. This only barely makes the top ten stupidest things he did in x-men if it even makes it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Fuego Fish posted:

Remember the time he wrote about that plot to make Nightcrawler the new Pope so they could fake the Rapture with communion wafers that vaporized people? Even though the Catholic church, like most denominations, doesn't believe in the idea of the Rapture.

Good times.

Or the time that he had Jubilee talk about how much she regrets not having sex while standing on his misspelled grave?
Also Draco. Just fucken Draco.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ghosthorse posted:

:stare: anybody got an issue # for this?

Uncanny 427. Same issue as the AIDS poo poo.
Its a lot worse then I remember

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jun 15, 2013

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Yvonmukluk posted:

But the Fantastic Four literally met God.

He looked like Jack Kirby.

He does not just look like Jack Kirby. He is :colbert:
He also has a prophet.

Fantastic Four 511

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gavok posted:

Really, a Gorilla Man/Fat Cobra ongoing series is my dream writing job. The very idea is too beautiful for this world to handle.

It needs Hercules.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Defiance Industries posted:

Tony Stark says hi. Considering he has wielded the Infinity Gauntlet, you'll have a hard time convincing himself that any kind of God actually exists, since he would know.

I am also pretty sure that Tony may not have a God he has a higher power.

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