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Hakkesshu posted:Posting this again, I guess! Gambit teaching Sex Ed is the most perfect thing ever, and a sure sign that I would never, ever send my mutant daughter to the Jean Grey School.
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Seldom Posts posted:I bought this today. The greatest thing about this panel is that Doop is actually playing a bass instead of guitar and yet he still won. After reading the issue, I just want an ongoing series named Doop & The Duck.
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Sep 30, 2012 05:33
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Dick Trauma posted:Holy poo poo, Micronauts! I recognized Bug right away. I keep being surprised by how characters from the 1970s keep popping up, especially something so obscure. Go read Minimum Carnage 
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Oct 14, 2012 20:18
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Lobok posted:Uh, no he doesn't, Tony. Interesting that that's the first thing your mind went to... He just saw Hank Pym walk by and is just acting like a dick.
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Soonmot posted:I winder if it played a role in getting Gambit his book, since it was the first time Gambit had been awesome in forever. They should just add X-23 back into Gambit as his sidekick, like Hawkeye 2 is in Hawkeye.
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Jan 7, 2013 07:51
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Rhyno posted:I am totally okay with them ditching the short haircut. No two artists drew it the same loving way anyway, so I'm also fine with it.
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Jan 17, 2013 07:11
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Lurdiak posted:Prior to the whole poo poo with the Joker, the main difference between mainstream DC and the Injustice world is that Luthor is a good guy. I'm not sure why they went for that, but there you have it. It's because Superman is the villain. That's why Lex is a good guy. It's kind of an uninspired role reversal, but that's obviously why they did it.
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May 29, 2013 04:58
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Mike From Nowhere posted:The Man They Call Steranko is the best thing on Twitter right now. Today he posted about the time he joined a gang, befriended an abused dog and drove an rear end in a top hat out of his neighborhood. ...Are you sure you're reading Steranko's twitter and not Hawkeyes?
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Jul 10, 2013 10:52
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Die Laughing posted:Fraction retconned those monks into being different versions of Doom from across the multiverse. It was actually pretty awesome. When did he do this?
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Aug 3, 2013 00:32
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Mimir posted:He's totally going to catch some awful disease from those open face wounds. There are maggots there, for pete's sake. Maggots actually only eat dead flesh, and would help to prevent any harm coming from such flesh remaining on his face 
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Aug 4, 2013 01:31
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Heresiarch posted:Dude. I'm not saying they're not good. I'm saying I have no more room. This is a problem with me, not the books. They put Bendis on the lead X-Men books and the first thing he did was pretty much go "Ok, all that needing to know 30 years of backstory poo poo? That's loving done." Yes, the teen X-Men from the 60's are running around, but the entire stance on continuity right now can be totally summed up by the panel posted a few pages back from the last issue of All New X-Men where Rachel "oh god the alternate universe paradoxes burn" Grey meets Teen Jean:  (All New X-Men 15)
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Aug 22, 2013 10:07
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Gatts posted:^^ Screw that, it's awesome. Next Issue: ANAL!
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Aug 25, 2013 02:59
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Metal Loaf posted:It might well have been, I don't know, but I tend to imagine most Spider-Man dialogue as though it's spoken by Christopher Daniel Barnes (Spidey's voice in the animated series) and when he does "angry" he sounds like this. This and "The check's in the mail, baby!" are the two things I remember most about Spider-Man: TAS.
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Sep 3, 2013 09:52
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ibntumart posted:Still less conspicuous than the glow-in-the-dark costume with the extra-glowy star on the forehead. Hey, there's no reason to bring Moon Knight into this 
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Sep 8, 2013 18:34
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Empowered is really a fetish porn comic that also serves to satirize fetish porn comics. It's like "here's some examples of why this poo poo is creepy as hell but also let's make sure we embellish those examples thoroughly with lots of establishing shots of T&A." So you're saying it's the Crank 2 of fetish comic books?
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Sep 30, 2013 09:41
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Mr. Maltose posted:No because it isn't hot loving garbage. Crank 2 is a masterpiece, you philistine.
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Sep 30, 2013 10:25
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Zzulu posted:Crank is a masterpiece, Crank 2 is a turd Crank 1 STARTS as a masterpiece, then gets too self serious. Crank 2 is much better in every single way and you guys are nuts.
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Sep 30, 2013 21:35
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The Question IRL posted:Wow, I never saw that before. I guess I was too busy marveling at Hank Pym using his particles to enlarge Wolverine's sandwich. That has to be an homage to the Colossus sandwich panel, right?
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Oct 13, 2013 01:15
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The only thing I remember from any of Raimi's movies is Maguires stupid "making GBS threads his pants while crying" face in all of them. 3 was the worst offender, but 2 had a ton of this as well, and 1 had quite a bit. The only time I didn't find Peter "emo" in Raimi's was when he was wearing the black suit and acting like a total dick and actually being you know...happy and fulfilled, going after things that he wanted. In ASM other than his angst over his uncle and parents Peter seems like a much happier, much more well balanced person than Raimi's weird, creepy stalker Peter who looked like Andy Samberg in the "jizz in my pants" video as he cried for several hours straight (hyperbole).
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Nov 9, 2013 21:48
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Elfface posted:Heroic Roma/Gypsie/Traveller/ What about... The Nomad! That was only Ultimate Pietro and Wanda, and it was...well, Mark Millar implied it a lot, but then Jeph Loeb came out and yelled "THESE TWO ARE loving. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER, AND THEY ARE loving. IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT IT YOU'RE A BIGOT," using the Wasp as his mouthpiece for this for some reason. There's literally a scene where Captain America realizes they are banging, and Wasp tells him that he needs to get with the times and stop being an old man, cause incest is the bees knees nowadays.
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Nov 22, 2013 12:02
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IUG posted:Yeah, I already read that too. Mystique is currently posing as Dazzler.
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Dec 8, 2013 09:06
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Pimpmust posted:Not as funny as some DnD posted so far, but it gave me a laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3CcBqzM4E
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Dec 15, 2013 00:00
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Spanish Matlock posted:Incorrect. The MTV one was definitely the lowest effort and worst of them all. You obviously haven't seen Ultimate Spider-Man if you think this. The MTV one looked like poo poo but at least it was watchable. USM is like if they combined the worst parts of Family Guy with...with I don't know what. loving terrible, though.
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Dec 16, 2013 10:29
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Seldom Posts posted:I think this is important to remember. The kids I know all love USM and are lukewarm on the other versions. I think it's important that Marvel actually produce superhero stuff for kids. If they don't like it they will go somewhere else, whereas we already have a ton of stuff for manchildren. I thought Spectacular hit a really good balance of being appealing to both younger and older audiences. It was still for kids, but had stuff that older fans could appreciate as well, in a very Batman: TAS way. USM just seems like it's talking down to kids to me.
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Dec 17, 2013 06:52
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Rhyno posted:Except that it doesn't line up with the first issue if Tbolts at all. They don't show Ross getting Frank out of jail, but it's an easy enough assumption to make. Deadpool also doesn't have a lady stuck in his head and isn't super depressed. Or maybe he does, I don't know, I dropped Tbolts after the first two issues.
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Dec 26, 2013 10:41
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Gygaxian posted:Is Shortpacked alright to post as long as it features a comic book character in a funny situation? I think so, so when you find one go ahead and post it.
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General Bort posted:I thought Dormammu was her father or something. Earlier in the series he talks about how cool he thinks Dormammu is, and gets called a fanboy for it. Then in his fantasy he has Dormammu as his best man...but also still gets screwed over by him because the baby looks like Dormammu, meaning his fantasy wife slept with his fantasy best friend behind his back.
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Jan 19, 2014 21:26
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She also lied to Superman about whey she called him there, so she should get burnt too.
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Jan 20, 2014 23:58
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On the subject of having to buy clothes if you have wings, I'm sure Janet Van Dyne has an entire line of clothes just for that.
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Jan 23, 2014 00:33
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Lars Blitzer posted:He's getting away with Crossed. I think we've passed the point of "Oh, he'd never have gotten away with this in Preacher!" territory long, long ago. He hasn't written Crossed since the first arc, though?
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Feb 7, 2014 05:32
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Blind Sally posted:That first arc wasn't bad enough? It got worse with other writers who abandoned the little bit of characterization and purpose that was there and turned it into nothing but the shock/gore poo poo.
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Feb 8, 2014 10:56
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Rhyno posted:Start mouthing off a bunch. That usually works for me. Specifically go tell a bunch of nerds that DBZ is a bad show. That worked for me last time.
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Feb 15, 2014 08:58
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redbackground posted:Sad that knocking X's together with your forearms hasn't caught on in the real world. It only works in comic books and pro wrestling.
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The balcony and vertigo/hypnosis thing are both from her video for Paparazzi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2smz_1L2_0 Don't ask me to explain why she has his head in that last panel, though.
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Mar 12, 2014 22:43
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Jerusalem posted:Is that when the century+ year old Wolverine (in Spidey's body) tries to get it on with a 15-year-old MJ? He previously did actually bang 17 year old Jean Grey, too. Ultimate Wolverine has a thing for jail bait red heads.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:54
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Ignite Memories posted:It has a certain kawaii charm ~ Last time I watched it it was just Family Guy with Spider-Man.
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Apr 4, 2014 06:08
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I'm still so angry at Avengers Assemble even existing that I have yet to watch a single episode of it. I don't understand WHY it exists when EMH was already very similar to the movie versions of the characters and also excellent.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:They're poo poo writers, so they're a perfect fit for him. Look at how wrong this guy here is.
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Bobulus posted:
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