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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

This one's from Action Comics #593, the infamous "Barda and Superman shoot a porno" issue.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2012 03:35

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Sockser posted:

e: also the not-as-good
http://shieldhr.tumblr.com

Oh come on, the very first thing there is a dedicated Stark harassment form. That's gold.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 06:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Coulson. Is not. Dead.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 06:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

techknight posted:

I'm kind of surprised that this cover was allowed in 1976! Action Comics #466

Actually a really solid plan! Go Lex!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 05:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Gavok posted:

We were talking about Big Bird, not Romney. Keep up.

He's referencing this classic ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeyEXt7-0jU

# ¿ Oct 7, 2012 14:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

LordPants posted:

WatX always seems like a book I should get.

That's because it always is.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 23:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno posted:

It goes back to Batman punching out Guy in the 80's. It resurfaced in Rebirth and pops up once in a while. As Guy says "Lanterns and Batman don't mix."

Johnsian literalism at its unironic finest, because of course Batman's gonna have a problem with the guy who shines a light everywhere he goes.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 05:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Yeah, but Clark is the one giving the introduction, and he is assuredly not a Japanese citizen.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2012 01:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Because Clark Kent is not a native Japanese speaker

# ¿ Nov 14, 2012 03:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Waterhaul posted:

Avengers Assemble #9

Hulk and Tony try their hand at recruiting fellow Avengers to help them win a bet.

Aaaand I totally love that artist. Who is that?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 22:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Action Comics #897.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 23:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Jenna Jameson, I believe.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 05:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DarkCrawler posted:

Anyway, it works better when you take it as Spider-Man joking.

It's funny either way. Either Peter's pretending to be a supervillain for laughs, or Otto's legitimately trying to be the good guy here but just doesn't quite get it.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 17:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I think that was more "respecting everyone's beliefs" than "counting down the extant dieties". Odin doesn't get a mention, for example.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 06:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Boxman posted:

Didn't Agent X fight the fetishist costume collector? I wouldn't mind him making a re-appearance. Be a bit weird in Secret Avengers though.

He cameoed in New Avengers, too.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 18:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah he hated the idea so much that he chose to use it in his comic.

I somewhat doubt he had a choice.

I do like that practically the first words out of Daredevil's mouth were "why aren't you making jokes", and Spider-Ock spent the rest of the issue making an effort to be funny.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 04:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dude's probably got like three personal trainers.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2013 00:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine & the X-Men #25 features the new edition of the Jean Grey school's class schedule:

My personal favorite part is the perks list of joining Advanced Calculus. Bobby just wants kids to join his classes so bad.

Although I would kill for an issue featuring Doop and the bowling team versus Matt Murdock & the Blind Boys of Bowling.

The best part is clearly Hank McCoy's new club.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 02:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

That's a pretty bad reason, but then so is "this girl has eyes on my boyfriend". Kitty is pretty awful at hiring people.

She ends up giving the job to Storm, just because she likes Storm. Kitty is terrible at hiring people.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 22:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

You don't mean that Byrne one, do you? The one where Joker is all "I may be a bad guy but I'm an AMERICAN bad guy!" and turns on Red Skull?

That's actually a fairly great moment and entirely something the Joker would pull. Dude has standards. Insane, constantly changing standards, but he has them.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2013 02:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm getting this third-hand through, like, interviews and "when Sims went crazy" articles, but isn't when he was the Pope the time he just declared he was married to a woman and then that gave him the right to rape her?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 03:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I was talking about Chris Sims. The man's a menace.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 05:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

GorfZaplen posted:

Strange Adventures 83

Is there an even higher-res version of this? I sorta need it as a poster now.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 05:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno posted:

I just love that Bobby & Kitty's conversation synced up with Hank and Cap's. Man, Bendis still kills it sometimes.

Bendis has been killing it consistently on the X-Books. I don't know what got into him other than that he apparently wanted to write "Scott Summers is a mutant revolutionary and Scott Summers has to stop him" really really bad or something.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 05:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

It's just his normal costume, but in white and black. That's a very badly drawn angle.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 21:01

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I would like to go on record strongly doubting that there are millions and millions of nu52 Starfire fans :mad:

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 17:52

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Endless Mike posted:

Probably not, but DCU Presents is an anthology series, anyway, so it doesn't actually matter.

...bastard, that was so much better than mine.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 21:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Infinitum posted:

Something I've always wondered.. do regular people read Marvel comics in the DC universe and vice-versa? Otherwise it'd be like a zombie movie where noone has ever heard of zombies before.

They do, yes. Also like the guys above me said, in 616 there are also Marvel comics that are (sometimes) licensed, fictionalized stories about the actual heroes.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 13:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Amadeus Cho is in that book too? Is Delphyne?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 07:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lobok posted:

Figures that the New Yorkers working at Marvel would consider Detroit full of lesser beings:

Iron Man #112

Answer: Who cares? It's loving Detroit.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2013 18:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hakkesshu posted:

Surely this is a fan comic or something? I hope I never see a retail product that uses Comic Sans.

As English is very blatantly not that guy's first language, I should think so.

Also, hooray for having a robot decide what the "right" laws are before choosing to uphold any of them wait what

# ¿ Apr 1, 2013 00:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

muscles like this? posted:

What WOULD they do?

Throw poo poo at Richard Nixon, like any civilized race.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

He's like the Sentry if he was a gigantic dork of a teen and thus too stupid to go insane.

Now I'm going to read this comic.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 04:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Decius posted:

It has Boom-Boom in it, good book, also having Boom-Boom in it means it isn't all that serious.

Does she still have all her mutant powers?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 16:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Vincent posted:

Didn't she die in one of the X-books last year?

She's too stupid to stay dead. I just want to know if she still steals all your stuff and speaks in internet acronyms.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 21:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Basically everything about this issue can go in the Funny and Badass threads simultaneously.

See Also: "Come with me if you want to be awesome."

Way ahead of you.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 03:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Who're Hippie Jesus and the red "grrr" guy?

# ¿ May 8, 2013 21:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Threep posted:

Skottie Young cover for X-Men #1

My niece has already told her mother that the only people who live forever are God and Batman. I need her to have that as a poster.

edit: I showed her mom and she told me to buy it. WHERE CAN I BUY THIS AS A POSTER.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 05:02 on May 10, 2013

# ¿ May 10, 2013 02:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Holy poo poo, Dark Horse knows the exact day they're losing the Star Wars license and they do not give any fucks any more, do they?

# ¿ May 14, 2013 04:57

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I don't think that's Land.

# ¿ May 16, 2013 00:57

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