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Marcade posted:I know of two Michael Hunts personally. I also just spoke with a lady named Brooklyn Hooker. Is that better or worse than former NFL receiver Fair Hooker?
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Just discovered an actor named Ameko Eks Mass Carroll.
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DemonDarkhorse posted:wakesay This name isn't said like the English words "wake-say", it's pronounced wah-KEE-say. Afaik it's Oneida. I don't think it's terrible. Lady Disdain posted:Just discovered an actor named Ameko Eks Mass Carroll. I kind of like this because I can't figure it out, and I can always appreciate a name that does that. Which is a first, middle, or last name? Could go a lot of ways.
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DemonDarkhorse posted:ocean All the other ones aside, this one doesn't phase me. I know someone that named her kids Ocean and Atom. Ocean's middle name is Blue. Phlegmish posted:Because...you were a tomboy? That's easy to brush off as an adult, but it must have sucked back in school. Nah, I wasn't a tomboy. I was just deemed the more 'masculine' of the two of us. I felt it was rude and lovely and never answered to it. LadyPictureShow has a new favorite as of 14:33 on May 14, 2020 |
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Océane is a pretty common name in French-speaking countries. Interestingly, it's a fairly recent phenomenon, according to Wikipedia it only started becoming popular in the late seventies. I wonder if the French mocked it at first. I don't hate it, although when you think about it, it is rather strange to call someone an ocean.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Ocean's middle name is Blue. i only occasionally skim this thread to see if any names match up to the truly bizarre ones i've seen over the course of my data-sensitive career (and to see if anyone else shares my own bizarre name), but i just wanted to say that this is one of the cutest things i've ever seen and i hope ocean blue has a good life
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May 14, 2020 17:58
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Telemaze posted:This name isn't said like the English words "wake-say", it's pronounced wah-KEE-say. Afaik it's Oneida. I don't think it's terrible. ah this makes more sense. i try to avoid the obvious "non-english" names, but this person had a super generic last name.
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Telemaze posted:This name isn't said like the English words "wake-say", it's pronounced wah-KEE-say. Afaik it's Oneida. I don't think it's terrible.
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wheatpuppy posted:I assumed Eks Mass Carroll = Xmas (Christmas) Carol and Ameko is maybe just a name? Holy poo poo you just blew my mind, I totally didn't notice that! That's amazing.
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May 15, 2020 06:03
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Yep, that's the point.
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May 15, 2020 11:49
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LadyPictureShow posted:
There was a Sunny Blue [lastname] in my Girl Scout troop.
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I don't know where it's a common name, but whenever I hear the name 'Moreno', I'm always reminded of the word "moron". It's a deeply stupid name.
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May 17, 2020 18:59
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It means brown in Spanish, so I'm guessing it's common in places where Spanish is spoken.
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Yes, Moreno is just Spanish for 'brown'. Spanish speakers use it exclusively as a surname, but apparently it made its way into Italy as a given name, and maybe other countries as well. I'm reading that some noted idiots are named Moreno, maybe that's why the name has such negative connotations for Pope Hilarius.
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Pope Hilarius reminds me that I have a friend called Larry who I knew for nine months IRL before bothering to add him on Facebook, where I realized his real name was Hilario I know it's an actual name but it was never an option that had crossed my mind I guess
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TheKennedys posted:Pope Hilarius reminds me that I have a friend called Larry who I knew for nine months IRL before bothering to add him on Facebook, where I realized his real name was Hilario Of course. My user name isn't just Pope Hilarius II for funsies, there actually was a Pope Hilarius in the 5th century. I hope he was as funny as his name suggests.
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He was a pre-Reformation pope so I just assume as a matter of course that he was a serial adulterer with 17 children, and also a murderer who had his sister poisoned or something. Of course that doesn't mean he couldn't have been funny e: huh, don't see any debauchery at all on Wikipedia. Must have been before that really become the fashion. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 17:06 on May 18, 2020 |
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May 18, 2020 17:04
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maybe he just enjoyed silly dad jokes, so they called his successor Pope Eyerollius
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May 18, 2020 20:21
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Got a couple of free vinyls recently. One was produced by Dick Hazard, who apparently had a successful enough career that he has his own Wikipedia page. According to Wiki, he went by Richard, so either someone was loving with him when they credited him, or there were two guys with the same awesome name in the music business in the 1960s.
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hyperhazard posted:Dick Hazard hyperhazard posted:someone was loving with him when they credited him Weird, since "Dick Hazard" seems like a pretty clear "do not gently caress with" warning.
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wheatpuppy posted:Weird, since "Dick Hazard" seems like a pretty clear "do not gently caress with" warning. Important question: would this be a hazard for dick (in which case if you don't have one you don't gotta worry) or a hazard made of dick?
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May 22, 2020 05:10
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If it were the latter, I feel as though it would be Hazard Dick.
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Maybe this was posted early on in the thread, but there's a medical doctor out there with the name "Th36z-z19 Javier".
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May 23, 2020 16:17
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More of an awesome name than a terrible name but: "Dr Pooky Knightsmith Hesmondhalgh"
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May 24, 2020 16:21
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That last name looks so British I'm going to assume it's pronounced "head"
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May 24, 2020 19:56
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I'm the older sister who's working up a good barf right onto the cake
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May 25, 2020 04:23
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McKennedeigh
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Younger sister's eyes are in different zipcodes
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Eh, it's just a kid. Wait until she grows up and names her kid Heighden or something, then we can make fun of her.
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I went from "what the gently caress" to "oh, now I see why" as soon as I noticed the location on the post.
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Jun 14, 2020 17:08
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Mckelteigh is the noise someone choking while ordering at Mcdonald's would make.
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I was never a big fan of Drawsonne's Creeeighaieck.
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Drawsonne is absolutely an indie board game where you illustrate your own cards
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I was never a big fan of Drawsonne's Creeeighaieck. With these kind of mangled names that have tons of extra letters, it wouldn’t surprise me if some family in deepest Utah did name their baby something with three or more of the same letter in a row. Mckneightlighleiiigh
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While helping out in a school records office some years ago, I did see a triple letter middle name. It was something like Elisssa.
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That reminds me of "Essence" spelled Exxenxe, but at least that mother spread the x's around.
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Holy gently caress is their last name Frogmouth?
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Drawsonne Frogmouth is a strong contender for this year's name bracket
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