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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


There's a Twinette staying with us, and a Laken Burpo arriving tonight.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/fiufootball/status/1379114812794417153?s=21

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"


This person had an interview at my place of business today:



I don't have anything to do with the interview/hire process so I don't know if we're going to hire him. Hopefully he goes by Levi or something.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

I came across the name McGhghy today, no clue how to pronounce that.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Clear off, fatso, this is a respectable establishment




DorkusMalorkus posted:

This person had an interview at my place of business today:



I don't have anything to do with the interview/hire process so I don't know if we're going to hire him. Hopefully he goes by Levi or something.

Honestly if I were making hiring decisions it'd be quite difficult *not* to hire someone called Leviathan Mitten.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope


I kind of like this one

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


HopperUK posted:

Honestly if I were making hiring decisions it'd be quite difficult *not* to hire someone called Leviathan Mitten.

Sorry, did you read his CV ? "A subtle mix of charisma and genuine concern" ?
Unless the job is writing poncy descriptions for restaurant menus, no name is going to save this lad.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Clear off, fatso, this is a respectable establishment




Lady Disdain posted:

Sorry, did you read his CV ? "A subtle mix of charisma and genuine concern" ?
Unless the job is writing poncy descriptions for restaurant menus, no name is going to save this lad.

Oh I'm sure he'd suck but Leviathan Mitten! A very big mitten or a mitten made for a whale? Or both??

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I came across the name McGhghy today, no clue how to pronounce that.

I was thinking maybe like the end of Van Gogh when pronounced in Dutch (kind of like "Mic-oh-ohy"), but I was curious enough to google it. Apparently there's no consistent pronunciation, at least in the US. It can be pronounced McGacky, McGayhigh, and McGayhee, and I'm sure there are others.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

trying to be slightly more discerning:

oaklynn
howlynn (not related)
grown rear end man named skipper
demeater
doebird
choyce
shanquzshia
baby ruth
paizleigh

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011




HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I came across the name McGhghy today, no clue how to pronounce that.

I imagine it sounds like someone forgetting everything after the "Mc" and covering by clearing their throat.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Dong Dong

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


I met a Treba yesterday and we currently have a Ms. Lotz-Popp staying with us.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





rodbeard posted:

Dong Dong

Come in.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I imagine it sounds like someone forgetting everything after the "Mc" and covering by clearing their throat.


It turned out to be something like "McGacky" so you're not that far off.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


More an awesome name than a terrible one, but I think those are allowed ITT?

Porntip Mankong

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007




Porntipsguzzardo

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

One of my internet acquaintances announced that their grandchild, Novaleigh Mae [lastname], was born.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Barudak
May 7, 2007



I work with someone whose name is awesome and I'm jealous. Its too unique to share but their first name is literally a royal title and a fruit with a space between. So think like, first name, Duke Mango and then gets to go, "oh, but just call me Duke"

I have never felt more let down by my ancestral naming conventions.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

I work with someone whose name is awesome and I'm jealous. Its too unique to share but their first name is literally a royal title and a fruit with a space between. So think like, first name, Duke Mango and then gets to go, "oh, but just call me Duke"

I have never felt more let down by my ancestral naming conventions.

Tell Princess Peach I said 'sup'

venus de lmao
Apr 29, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



If that person's name is not Lord Banana I will be very disappointed

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


My mind went straight to Marquess Banana.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Baron Raspberry

No, wait! Viscount Früt-Koktél.

Gats Akimbo
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


Prince Quince.

venus de lmao
Apr 29, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



King Cherry

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Tsar Starfruit

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007




Count Kumquat

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Sergeant Eggplant

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 9, 2008



Lieutenant Lemony Lime

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Kaiser Kumquat

E;fb

Janissary Jujube

Emily Spinach
Oct 20, 2010

hisssssssssss





Queen Mangosteen

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Steve

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.


Lady Lychee

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Met someone with the surname World-Tree. I come from a town of hippies, so it's possible this is the result of a name change, but you never know.

Fader Movitz
Sep 25, 2012

Snus, snaps och saltlakrits

Sundus Gaggo, dentist.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007




Duchess Durian

Count Kiwi

Sultan Sultana

Princess Prune

Teketeketeketeke has a new favorite as of 11:16 on May 5, 2021

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



I just remembered that guy named MegaZone who registered an account here to defend legally changing his name to MegaZone and immediately got banned for the stated reason of being named MegaZone.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



...more like Mega0wned.

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