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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
There's a cashier at my grocery store Nelbert. Or possibly it was Nilbert, but either way.

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
I have a new coworker named Disney. Actually, her full name is Disney Alison Wonderland <lastname>.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Sneepa.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Laah. Pronounced 'Laya'.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

hamsystem posted:

Not necessarily bad names, but some of my favorites that I've seen at work:
Johnny Battle
Chester Manley
Lovie Junkens
Esther Deathrage :black101: (who I found out later was actually Deatherage but I'll never call her that)

Oh, I've met some Deatherages! It's probably one of the best surnames I've seen. I also went to school with a Sarah Slaughter.

vv God that's loving sick. I wish I had a metal as hell surname

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

I might have posted it before, but I had a coworker whose name is Disney Alison Wonderland.

She doesn't even go by Alison, which is the weirdest part to me.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Siblings from a local news story:

Brixa
Azaydia
Tavrix
Daxen
Kambriel

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Read a true crime book and one of the people mentioned was called Dick Deposit. And the author referred to him as Dick Deposit constantly instead of just using his last name.

Dick Deposit.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Genuine Potts.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


'Mychol'

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Did they just really hate Doosie or what? What a loving name..

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Chalkboard mom is BACK

https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1112015941968252928

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

Demon Of The Fall posted:

These actually aren’t as bad as the first time. My parents almost named me Grayson when I was born in the early 80s.

I actually agree, but what the gently caress, Taysom??

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
My coworker is named Shadeau.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Jailey.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Surname I saw today: Hambrick

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
saw Gayland Pounder the other day at work

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
idk about you guys, but I am definitely using Chrystanthos in my next DnD campaign.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
my brother named his kid ayveen

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H_b0htn5DE

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

Nostradingus posted:

Got my hair cut by a girl named Espeon. I had to ask: it is her real, legal name. She hates Pokemon but her parents love "the really old games, like Platinum."

Platinum came out after I graduated high school.

:negative:

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