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Space Cob posted:I entered a prescription order for a woman named Rhoda Wiener today. Large quantities of painkillers?
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Grrl Anachronism posted:I'm the one who anonymized it. "Montana" backwards?
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jojoinnit posted:It's nothing compared to the ones earlier on this page but I groaned inwardly when I got an email today from a Linzee. Jesus H. Christ. That's possibly worse than any of them, except the preschooler (for sheer scale).
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Say Nothing posted:He tried so hard and got so far... That may be true, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
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Just watched Russian Olympian Semen Makovich go for a swim
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I saw a great name in the credits for a Westworld episode the other day: Ptolemy Slocum. I unironically love this. Ha, I noticed that one after the most recent episode, as well!
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There's a Dr. Bone that works at a local orthopedics practice. Sometimes I forget and then when I see his name I am pleasantly surprised and amused all over again. His first name is Lawrence, and "Larry Bone" sounds really funny to me.
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Danyell What makes it even more tragic is that it's a guy not a girl ("Daniel" not "Danielle," I can only assume)
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Woebin posted:Gonna name my kid Chode (pronounced like Cody). Lol. Surely this is a thing already, though.
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It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick, after all.
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goethe.cx posted:i still find it really surreal that a sitcom viewed by millions of people made jokes about lemonparty Yeah, the first time I saw that scene, even as a mere youtube clip, made my jaw utterly drop in a way I had never experienced before.
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goethe.cx posted:the grave accent instead of an acute accent is triggering me Look at the label again - I'd say the grave accent is appropriate here 
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Two good ones from work recently: Saminaelle - pronounced like you secretly hope  Lastname of Doxtater - it's not bad or anything, but gives a cute mental image of a little potato releasing personal information on the Internet 
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"Precious Gamble" - not sure if this is terrible or awesome
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OK, this is probably the worst name I've ever seen in the course of my job: "Ceecryt"
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Went to school with a Lily Gilder. That's an absolutely amazing name. Lol@the parents there.
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I did a little googling around and there are a bunch of old ladies named "Cumonie," possibly also related to "Cymonie" and "Cymon" (I wonder if that's just some wacky language's feminized version of Simon?)
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:loving LOL Both names are Greek though...
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Ralph Hurley posted:There was that movie Splash where Daryl Hanna is a mermaid and when she wants to give herself a human name she points at the first street sign she sees and asks Tom Hanks what it says. It’s Madison Ave. so she goes with Madison for her name and it’s played for laughs because that was such an odd name for a woman. I wonder if that was the origin of the name Madison for girls because it doesn’t even seem weird now. Oh, I actually knew a woman named Daryl in college! Interesting about the Madison thing.
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Most unfortunate name I've ever seen was this dude in a class of mine at college whose Korean name was Romanized as "Dong-suk [last name]"
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Fader Movitz posted:Wannaporn Mayowang - I was looking at IDs at work years ago and this is still the best one I saw.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Voilet Lady Disdain posted:That's just really sad. In my head canon, it rhymes with "toilet."
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Fader Movitz posted:It's the old Swedish version of Erik. Old norse Eirikr became Ieriker then Jerker then Jerk. Jerker is rare enough and this is the first time I've seen Jerk in the wild. In college, my roomie/bff bought the desk from Ikea named the "Jerker." It never stopped being funny.
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Lady Disdain posted:Did they buy it just for the name ? That was a significant factor in the purchase. (It was also one of the cheaper ones despite being a pretty beefy and solid steel+wood construction)
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Antivehicular posted:I've always wondered about that re: guys named Dick UnfortunateSurname. Most of them must be legally named Richard, right? Why go by Dick when you could be Richard, or Rich, or Rick? Was Dick just so ubiquitous a nickname that they would have been seen as weirder not to use it? Eh, OED says "dick = penis" has been around at least since the late 1800s
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Hmmm... what would the best given names be? Ivana Jackalone I. Jackalone Ima Jackalone
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Your employer will definitely save on glove costs.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Is Sundance DiGiovanni's actual given first name Sundance? I've only known of this guy's existence for like three minutes, and the fact that he's apparently involved in e-gaming makes me wonder. As best as I can tell, yes? (Found articles dating to 2006 saying as much)
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