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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Kanye west owes me 300 stories of abuse and shitheadery

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The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Franchescanado posted:

I was three paragraphs into a response before I decided I am not writing any more words to engage someone that is an unironic Razzie stan. And I'm a movie buff. What even is this?

What does being a movie buff have to do with the Razzies?

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!



GoutPatrol posted:

50 new posts in the earwolf thread, who got canceled?

Thomas Middleditch

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

I AM A STUPIDLY SEXY WOLFMAN



Grimey Drawer

The Ape of Naples posted:

What does being a movie buff have to do with the Razzies?

It was an Action Boyz reference.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade


Just Chamber posted:

Thomas Middleditch

Who could’ve guessed that a dude making “ironic” racist improv characters would be a shithead?!

Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting



Help Im Alive posted:

What's the Brian Scalabrine episode of the flagrant ones like I don't wanna listen if it's super awkward

It's pretty good, definitely more of The Boys persona

The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Franchescanado posted:

It was an Action Boyz reference.

I need to listen to more ABz

Sinteres
Mar 26, 2004
Please don't be rude, it upsets me when I'm trying to be smug

Consummate Professional posted:

It's pretty good, definitely more of The Boys persona

Did he talk about the recent video of him absolutely destroying a high schooler with delusions of grandeur?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007


Stanley Kubrick was nominated for a razzie for The Shining. They aren’t punching up or down they’re just lame as hell.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005



Franchescanado posted:

It was an Action Boyz reference.

speaking of, rodgers telling the story of him walking in on his parents and gabrus and stanger going nuts after the "cleaning up" line had me actually crying and gasping for air

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007





Buglord

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Kanye west owes me 300 stories of abuse and shitheadery

Did Hot Karl release an updated memoir?

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



The Ape of Naples posted:

I need to listen to more ABz

Loving the new character Pedophile Yoda

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005



GoutPatrol posted:

Loving the new character Pedophile Yoda

god all of them doing the yoda hmm! makes me laugh so much, i really love abz


master pedo

The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer

boxcarhobo posted:

god all of them doing the yoda hmm! makes me laugh so much, i really love abz


master pedo

Yeah. Really all it takes is a " hmm?" and everything falls apart.

Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting



Sinteres posted:

Did he talk about the recent video of him absolutely destroying a high schooler with delusions of grandeur?

I don't think so but Sean roasted his rear end for not knowing how to act. Just listen to it

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016


whydirt posted:

I think Scott has some actual money, but AFAIK, Paul and Lauren are essentially just working actors which means they are like upper middle class but get some weird quirky perks like swag.

Very, VERY odd to nominate Lauren for a razzie. As far as I know....she's mostly been a bit actress in a few things. Like she was in that Pete Holmes show...and I remember her having a small part in Jurassic World....but that's who they are going to single out? That movie wasn't even that bad. Not good or anything....but not that bad. And the reviews that I saw for it made sure to highlight Lapkus. Just a lazy nomination for a "who cares" award.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016


Just Chamber posted:

The whole point of the Razzies or what they should be doing is punching up not down so they should never have unrecognizable names on there. Famously awful performances like Halle Berry in Catwoman or J Lo in Gigli 100% should be nominated for dross performances. These are celebs who have the world at their feet and have endless money and fame, its good we have the anti Oscars for them which is all about sucking up to overpaid beautiful people.

Lauren shouldn't have been nominated because I'm sure there are a ton of A list celebs that put in absolutely shocking performances but for example if David Spade was awful in that film he should be.

Edit: like ideally though theyre awful you wouldn't nominate The Room or Birdemic for a Razzie which as far as I know we're never nominated. They go after the big budget trash like some lovely Adam Sandler cash in or whatever.

Ding ding ding. Exactly.

Jokymi
Jan 31, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy


whydirt posted:

I think Scott has some actual money, but AFAIK, Paul and Lauren are essentially just working actors which means they are like upper middle class but get some weird quirky perks like swag.
I remember an early episode of Stay F Homekins where Paul and Janie were talking about a group vacation they had taken in the past and how the planning for those can be a little awkward when most of their friends have so much more money than them.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

News of the
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On the Move




Jokymi posted:

I remember an early episode of Stay F Homekins where Paul and Janie were talking about a group vacation they had taken in the past and how the planning for those can be a little awkward when most of their friends have so much more money than them.

I also remember either an episode of Threedom or a CBB Best Of where they looked up what Google had as their net worth, and they both laughed when they had Scott's lower than it actually was, but was listed as the same as Paul's, which was higher than it actually was.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016


SpacePig posted:

I also remember either an episode of Threedom or a CBB Best Of where they looked up what Google had as their net worth, and they both laughed when they had Scott's lower than it actually was, but was listed as the same as Paul's, which was higher than it actually was.

I just looked it up and it doesn't seem right. $2 million? Scott Anchorman has to be worth more than that.....

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



I kinda need Paul & Jason to stop having Jessica St. Clair on when June isn't available

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Mar 26, 2021

The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I kinda need Paul & Jason to stop having Jessica St. Clair on when June isn't available

Why? I love Jessica. I haven't kept up to date w HDTGM so I don't know if she's become annoying or whatnot. But I've found her to be a good June replacement in the past. I probably even prefer her to June, but I get that she's got different energy.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



The Ape of Naples posted:

Why? I love Jessica. I haven't kept up to date w HDTGM so I don't know if she's become annoying or whatnot. But I've found her to be a good June replacement in the past. I probably even prefer her to June, but I get that she's got different energy.

I find her kinda shrill

That said, this Talking Cat episode is something else

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade


El Gallinero Gros posted:

I find her kinda shrill

ArtVandelay
Jul 13, 2004



Jess is a legit insane person, I love her.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008



The Talking Cat episode is good but they're in hot water over it because Jessica St. Clair and Paul were mocking one of the actresses in it, and the specific thing of hers they were mocking was a post she made talking about MeToo stuff happening to her but they somehow didn't realize that. Which seems somewhat related as well to the Razzies talk about punching up, not down.

cams
Mar 28, 2003



Help Im Alive posted:

What's the Brian Scalabrine episode of the flagrant ones like I don't wanna listen if it's super awkward
one of their worst episodes ever, they barely list ANY nba player names. and, on top of that, most of the ones they DO list aren't even active!!! WE WANT PLAYER NAME SPELLING BEE 2.

(i thought it was fine, but i would have honestly preferred my weekly dose of the ones hanging out and barely talking about basketball)

rollick
Mar 20, 2009


I read a book about counting cards recently, and it made me wonder about some of the stories Scott has told.

Like didn't he say he used to drive to Vegas once a month and regularly make enough money for rent and bills? And that he once took a vacation to Atlantic City where he covered expenses by counting?

Because from what I've picked up, both of those things don't really make sense. There's so much variance in card counting that you need a bankroll 20 or 30 times your target profit, which means he wouldn't need to make money for bills -- he could just pay them out of savings. And apparently there's a law in Atlantic City that says casinos can't bar card counters, which basically means they make it impossible to do (using a lot of decks and shuffling them, as well as restricting the range of bets you can make).

I'm probably not remembering the details of what he said right, so maybe it does all make sense in context. It was just funny to go though this book feeling like the end of the Usual Suspects, piecing together all the things that don't fit.

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer



rollick posted:

I read a book about counting cards recently, and it made me wonder about some of the stories Scott has told.

Like didn't he say he used to drive to Vegas once a month and regularly make enough money for rent and bills? And that he once took a vacation to Atlantic City where he covered expenses by counting?

Because from what I've picked up, both of those things don't really make sense. There's so much variance in card counting that you need a bankroll 20 or 30 times your target profit, which means he wouldn't need to make money for bills -- he could just pay them out of savings. And apparently there's a law in Atlantic City that says casinos can't bar card counters, which basically means they make it impossible to do (using a lot of decks and shuffling them, as well as restricting the range of bets you can make).

I'm probably not remembering the details of what he said right, so maybe it does all make sense in context. It was just funny to go though this book feeling like the end of the Usual Suspects, piecing together all the things that don't fit.

The only thing I can remember about him mentioning card counting was trying to explain it to the CBB writer’s room when they went to Vegas.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.


Soiled Meat

I think he was just talking about using a good strategy, not counting cards.

E: regarding what he told the CBB writers anyway. It would be insane to expect someone to learn to count cards in a day. I can't remember if he said he counted cards himself, but maybe it's more plausible if it was a decade or two ago when casinos had weaker countermeasures

Magissima fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Mar 26, 2021

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

I have nothing to add on this razzies discourse but I do remember the LA Times had a listing for Kulap and Scott's house a year or two ago and it was a nice hollywood hills house. I think they were selling it for a couple million so they're definitely doing comfortably.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



He gotta in ground pool. He is just fine

Jokymi
Jan 31, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy


lol at Wiger doubling down on NFTs in the new HDTGP.

"Yeah it's bad for the environment but it's like buying a plane ticket, the plane would still be flying even if you didn't buy the ticket!"

Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting



I bet Mitch hates NFTs (because of ghosts or something dumb)

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008



Jokymi posted:

lol at Wiger doubling down on NFTs in the new HDTGP.

"Yeah it's bad for the environment but it's like buying a plane ticket, the plane would still be flying even if you didn't buy the ticket!"

Yeah, I couldn't believe that. But I guess he is a middle-aged nerdy white guy.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Consummate Professional posted:

I bet Mitch hates NFTs (because of ghosts or something dumb)

I bet it's because Jack Alison told him to.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007


Jokymi posted:

lol at Wiger doubling down on NFTs in the new HDTGP.

"Yeah it's bad for the environment but it's like buying a plane ticket, the plane would still be flying even if you didn't buy the ticket!"

yeah I think he’s just excited to be collecting the basketball cards of the future or something. he likes the slam dunks and the big big men

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.


Drunkboxer posted:

big big men

Where's the hog nft

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009



I've been relistening to the reality show show and I had forgotten it was a live call in show for a while and one of their callers was a guy pretending to be picard's son who wanted to talk about reality shows from the future

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Help Im Alive posted:

I've been relistening to the reality show show and I had forgotten it was a live call in show for a while and one of their callers was a guy pretending to be picard's son who wanted to talk about reality shows from the future

I think that call really demonstrates why it was only a live show for about two weeks

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