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Hi thread, my nearly-5-yo daughter ate half a jar of relish while we were having burgers,
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I can't stand watching Charlie's face on Sesame Street. What is she looking at? Didn't anyone tell her where the cameras are? Why is she squinting?
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Apr 5, 2022 14:06
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External Organs posted:Thanks, I just went down a sesame street rabbit hole and learned that Elmo's dad was deployed in the military. The Bush years sure were...a time. Really? That loving hippie beatnik? Pshaw
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Apr 5, 2022 14:19
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Renegret posted:My wife told me that child actors at that age will have an offscreen coach giving them directions, and that's what she's looking at. I guess it does add up, sometimes she randomly makes some bizarre expression so maybe the coach threw out a "look angry" or "look confused as gently caress" gesture I'm not trying to be mean she's someone's kid but I can't look at the screen when she's talking
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Apr 5, 2022 14:22
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Fondly I remember standing changes in the family bathroom of the library while my daughter tried to reach out and touch the toilet
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Apr 5, 2022 15:03
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I was alerted to a poop recently by my son fishing a nugget out of his diaper and holding it up to my mouth saying "dankyoo"
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Apr 6, 2022 18:08
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Probably some Very Real and Very Irrefutable problem with broccoli in that moment, like it looked too much like a cute tree or not enough like a cute tree or whatever, it's the biggest obstacle they'll never cross until you bring it up again tomorrow and they're like "?"
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Apr 6, 2022 20:11
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Solid poop is fine if I see it If I've put my finger in it during the dipstick check, and it gets under my nail Well, that's another, darker me
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Apr 8, 2022 04:28
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My daughter gets so angry if I ask her what the person on her craft videos is making. It's weird.
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Apr 10, 2022 14:55
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I recall finding it vaguely ludicrous in a way I didn't find Santa.
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Apr 10, 2022 19:13
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I've been keeping an eye on my sleeping son for the last twenty minutes while my wife showered and got ready for work Then when she's about to go downstairs she asks me if I can watch him ...yeah?
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Apr 12, 2022 12:14
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So many kid conversations are comprised of various pitches and volumes of "no"
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Apr 12, 2022 16:45
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It's so nice to be able to play outside again without the whole snowpants situation
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Apr 13, 2022 01:23
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"I'm back! They didn't have the jalapeno Cheetos so I got regular" "So which store are you going to check next?"
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Apr 14, 2022 01:58
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When your knees popping or ankles cracking wakes up your sleeping child *picking out a nice urn*
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Apr 15, 2022 02:56
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I hate the stern voice. I had to get serious because my daughter won't let her mom take a shower and will go in there and scream and scream.
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Apr 16, 2022 01:13
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My daughter is alternating between saying "monochrome", shouting "monochrome", singing "monochrome", telling me what "monochrome" means, and asking what "monochrome" means
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Apr 16, 2022 22:52
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I hate kid's books that make me choke up while I read them My kid doesn't get that I'm a fucken pussy or why, they just want to hear the end without my phlegmy tears voice
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Apr 22, 2022 04:03
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"Alrighty, go grab some socks!" *daughter goes upstairs* *several minutes of thumping, banging, coughing and singing* *long silence* *wife goes upstairs to see wtf* *several minutes of thumping, banging, coughing and voices* ...am... am I next?
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Apr 22, 2022 13:05
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If you gotta potty then you gotta POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD POTTY HARD IF YOU GOTTA POTTY THEN YOU GOTTA POTTY HARD
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Apr 22, 2022 14:02
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Daughter's favorites this past week: 1.) Green onions 2.) Englebert Humperdinck's "Lonely is a Man Without Love"
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Apr 22, 2022 21:57
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Aw  poor babbyEverything takes "a million minutes" to my daughter, and everything was "a million years ago"
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Apr 23, 2022 17:34
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T-5 mins ago: 1 yo sleeping peacefully on mommy's lap, 4/5ish yo happily watching a show next to her. I walk in with groceries T-3 mins ago: 1 yo projectile vomiting on mommy and 4/5ish yo, 4/5ish yo screaming and screaming
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Apr 24, 2022 00:35
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Our 18mo just had a major spoken vocabulary explosion, going from maybe six words to over 30 in a week. Two of his new words are "peas" (one of his favourite foods) and "peepee". Lol  My son is also eighteen months and is doing the same. "Outside" and "pizza" suddenly appeared today! I mean, if you know what to listen for.
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Apr 25, 2022 02:21
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Son had a surprisingly smooth transition to mommy leaving for work after a week off! So of course she has to come back in for her keys... Finally got him to stop crying.
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Apr 25, 2022 13:07
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The worst mental pain is when I sacrifice making a meal the way I want it, and instead make it the way my daughter'll actually eat it... ...and then she won't eat it!
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Apr 27, 2022 02:21
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Ahh, it's so nice that he's quietly squatting there, playing with his toy. He's got a whole little world in there just captivating him, he's been at it for like ten min--oh gently caress, he's pooping, isn't he
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Apr 27, 2022 14:27
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"I am awake! I can smell, I can talk, I can see, I can hear..." "Can you walk? Like, get out of bed and walk?" "Yeah, but my legs are cozy."
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Apr 28, 2022 13:36
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It is kind of crazy that they don't have a bell somewhere
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Apr 28, 2022 13:48
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I've heard they've got a whole War of the Bucket thing going on with it.
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Apr 28, 2022 13:54
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My daughter laughs when she pushes her brother but she clearly feels bad about it, she's just trying to lighten the mood maybe? It seems like one of those things that's normal developmentally but feels hosed up in the moment.
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Apr 28, 2022 14:19
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Did the silly putty transfer the cat's print?
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Apr 29, 2022 13:59
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gently caress that, getting a baby in and out of a car in winter sucks rear end.
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Apr 29, 2022 14:11
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Also, my daughter was being stubborn about getting out of bed, but then a big flatbed truck pulled up outside the house and started unloading a cherry picker, so I got to say "hey wanna see a cool truck?" Out of bed in an instant and at the window.
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Apr 29, 2022 14:16
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"Super Why" is a dumb loving name
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Apr 29, 2022 15:25
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Scientists in clean suits leer from behind a window. "YOUR PARENTS ARE GONE. NOW SLEEP."
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Apr 29, 2022 17:56
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D34THROW posted:So much laundry. Our dryer broke. You never find that out unless you have a wet load of laundry, do you?
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May 1, 2022 15:24
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Poor baby girl threw up for the second time in her five years of life, and she DID NOT LIKE IT I don't think I've ever heard anyone scream in disgust between vomits before but now I have She's having a very quiet day today.
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May 1, 2022 22:50
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I don't know, but I'll take it because my son is eighteen months and throws up whenever he cries too much 
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May 1, 2022 23:25
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What if I wear a collar?
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May 2, 2022 14:28
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