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Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
They both look good. Thanks!

I finally finished updating all the titles with SEO fields (title, description, meta-tags). Hopefully, this will get all your books better coverage in searches and also start attracting more visitors to the site.

Also, now is the time to let me know if you have any books for sale during the holidays. I will make a listing as well as replace the current "Campaign" slider books. I know it's a little ways off, but I'd like to start Dec. 1 or so.

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FauxCyclops
Feb 25, 2007

I'm the man who killed Hostess. Now, say my name.
I'm likely releasing my next book a couple of weeks into December, assuming I don't have any major hangups with editing.

Cetaphobia
Jun 17, 2009

Ewige Blumenkraft
I have been told to participate in the thread and so here I am. My plan is to upload more over the course of December. I have nearly 60 titles out and more to come so I'll try not to clog goonreads with my worst work.

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies

FauxCyclops posted:

I'm likely releasing my next book a couple of weeks into December, assuming I don't have any major hangups with editing.

:cool: I am working also on another installment to Lost Ages and hope to have it out by December.

Ceta, you might want to check your last book. There was a problem with its book cover size being too large. I've moved the book to draft until it's fixed. I'm glad you are posting your books at goonreads, and thanks for posting in the thread. This is required of anyone from SA who signs up as contributor and starts using the site. Again (and all this crap is in the instructions), it helps keep the thread lively and is really the only way we know you are really part of SA. As always, I'm open to any feedback about making book posting easier.

Darknyte
Mar 24, 2002

My brain hurts
This is awesome and exactly what I've been looking for!

The author in me loves the thought of getting the word out about my titles.
The reader in me can't wait to pick up some good new books.

I've already posted one title, and as soon as it's approved (so I know I did it right), I'll post my other titles.

Thanks for doing this, guys!

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
I have taken down the Campaigns slider until people submit their books that are going to be on sale or discounted. It might be too much work or hard to time for books that are on sale just for a day or something anyway. That leaves another slider to sort of promote books. Let me know if you want your books there and don't have time to make a big banner for the top slider.

That said, I'm going to add a menu item for books being discounted or given away during the holidays. I should have this up after Thanksgiving weekend. To get your book listed right away, you can just comment on the post, and then I'll include it in the main listing as soon as I see it. I'll also update on Facebook when this stuff goes up!

Indie Rocktopus
Feb 20, 2012

In the aeroplane
over the sea


This looks great, but I don't seem to have registered as a contributor - I can't create a new post or submit my book. Is there anyone here who knows what might be the problem?

\/ \/ Just submitted the book. Thanks, brutha!

Indie Rocktopus fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 26, 2012

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies

Indie Rocktopus posted:

This looks great, but I don't seem to have registered as a contributor - I can't create a new post or submit my book. Is there anyone here who knows what might be the problem?

I found your name, and you are now a contributor!

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!
Just a little heads up from our hosting provider that they are upgrading the server hardware on Friday so it should be down for 15-20 minutes sometime between 12:01AM and 7AM CST (06:01 - 13:00GMT).

I assume they mean tonight as in Friday morning.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
I registered for the site - just posting to confirm that it was me! I'm looking forward to sharing my latest book once I'm confirmed.

FauxCyclops
Feb 25, 2007

I'm the man who killed Hostess. Now, say my name.


I... well.

pipes!
Jul 10, 2001
Nap Ghost
:stare:

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Welp, that's another sale!

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene
That's as goontastic a book as possible.

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
Just a reminder that there's a few holiday deals (two end today). e: fixed linked

Also, if you haven't read earlier in the thread, Goonreads Authors is a networked site for anyone wanting to run their own Wordpress blog at Goonreads.com.

Jenny of Oldstones fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 16, 2012

Icon-Cat
Aug 18, 2005

Meow!
Fixing Desmond's Holiday Deals link — http://goonreads.com/holiday-sales-freebies/

Haoma
Aug 14, 2003

Completely typical Something Awful literary production. IN my near-decade of browsing this Websitem, I have seen perhaps 1 or 3 individuals who could string sentences together in an intiguinng way. The rest of you (us?) are hacks and retards, writeing terrible stories about zombies and space network administrators, and also virgins. I patiently await when someone from this sub0community of the nternet produces something that is not complete poo poo. See: Zach parsons, Brendle, sdfsdfs, and all the others, lol.

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Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies

Haoma posted:

Completely typical Something Awful literary production. IN my near-decade of browsing this Websitem, I have seen perhaps 1 or 3 individuals who could string sentences together in an intiguinng way. The rest of you (us?) are hacks and retards, writeing terrible stories about zombies and space network administrators, and also virgins. I patiently await when someone from this sub0community of the nternet produces something that is not complete poo poo. See: Zach parsons, Brendle, sdfsdfs, and all the others, lol.
Are you drunk?

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Probs not having a lot of luck paying back that MFA loan.

FauxCyclops
Feb 25, 2007

I'm the man who killed Hostess. Now, say my name.
FYAD poster.

E: Yo Haoma, your posts are really obvious troll posts and you literally have your name listed as the assigned troll for Creative Convention

FauxCyclops fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Dec 17, 2012

Blerick
Apr 13, 2009

He's not wrong though, if your brain can manage to overlook the typos.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Haoma posted:

Completely typical Something Awful literary production. IN my near-decade of browsing this Websitem, I have seen perhaps 1 or 3 individuals who could string sentences together in an intiguinng way. The rest of you (us?) are hacks and retards, writeing terrible stories about zombies and space network administrators, and also virgins. I patiently await when someone from this sub0community of the nternet produces something that is not complete poo poo. See: Zach parsons, Brendle, sdfsdfs, and all the others, lol.

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What is this wrongass poo poo. Could you be more condescending, One night, while Greg Brady was fondling her in her dream to the sound of really bad porno music, Heather found herself half-awake with a very male hand still on her breast. more negative? Goons might not be fantastic writers These hot stories contain graphic descriptions of sex and impregnation. but these folks are published, probably making more from their stories than you do sitting in your (moms? haha) house pulling on your wee all day On the Trail of the Scissorman A Bartleby and James Adventure long. So maybe try Best-Selling Steampunk Author having some respect for your fellow posters.

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Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
Goonreads has a pretty eclectic mix of great writers and not-so-serious ones. What else would you expect from SA? The OP even mentions that, and I don't know anyone at the site (and there are nearly 85 posters now) who takes themselves that seriously, so the trolling is just moot and doesn't add anything to this discussion. I'm just asking that we keep this thread on track. Thanks.

FauxCyclops
Feb 25, 2007

I'm the man who killed Hostess. Now, say my name.
FYAD is leaking and their game is subpar.

E: I wish I had ten bucks to blow on making fun of "breeding erotica" and steampunk

because then I'd probably just go to Burger King.

FauxCyclops fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Dec 18, 2012

rats
Oct 20, 2012

FauxCyclops posted:

FYAD is leaking and their game is subpar.

E: I wish I had ten bucks to blow on making fun of "breeding erotica" and steampunk

because then I'd probably just go to Burger King.

Yeah, there's definitly nothing wrong with having to pay 10$ for mocking that poo poo.

BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

No Set Tones posted:

He's not wrong though, if your brain can manage to overlook the typos.

There's someone in the erotica thread in the Business Forum who's pulling in about $30,000 a month... Just saying...

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Yeah, the erotica thread is, not surprisingly, the most businesslike one out of all goon author ones, mostly because it is treated like one, not just as a creative outlet.

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
I have re-added the second-to-bottom book listing area, calling it "Featured Books" instead of "Campaigns". More info on promotional submissions here.

Dan7el
Dec 7, 2008

I just created my Goonreads account. I don't have anything finished yet, but I wanted to post here to confirm the account on Goonreads with my SA account.

workingdogv1
Jul 10, 2001

:catdrugs:
Finally signed up to Goonreads and am setting up things now. Thanks for the invite and sorry for taking so long to get to it. Looking forward to using the site!

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
We just got our 74th book posted, and I know of one more that will be there by the end of the month.

Maybe we should do something special for the author of the 100th book posted at Goonreads? A goon review, plat, or freebie Smashword code on a book of their choosing? I don't know but am open to ideas.

Symptomless Coma
Mar 30, 2007
for shock value
Registering! Mostly so I can leave a review of Resistance Front (also who here contributed to that, and with what?)

Haoma
Aug 14, 2003

Desmond posted:

We just got our 74th book posted, and I know of one more that will be there by the end of the month.

Maybe we should do something special for the author of the 100th book posted at Goonreads? A goon review, plat, or freebie Smashword code on a book of their choosing? I don't know but am open to ideas.

i would be more than pleased to skim through and then subsequently dissect his or her (his... let's be honest) "writing" as the embarrassing paranormal retro-zombie style space trash it will undoubtedly be :sbahj:

*in his best evil alien stepdad-projection antagonist voice* :drac: "muahahahahah"

CATS: all your self-publishing are belong to us

:smugwizard:

*flies away from thread in a fracking gadgetship*

Adraeus
Jan 25, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Not all of the books on Goonreads are self-published! :colbert:

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies

Symptomless Coma posted:

Registering! Mostly so I can leave a review of Resistance Front (also who here contributed to that, and with what?)

I think that Azure_Horizon and FingerMissBangFire contributed to that book, maybe others. Also, it's probably more helpful if you leave a review at Amazon, though you could copy it to goonreads too.

FingerbangMisfire
Feb 17, 2007

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, honesty, and decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
I know there were a bunch of goons in the first one. I'm in the second, but I don't know who else is.

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Symptomless Coma posted:

Registering! Mostly so I can leave a review of Resistance Front (also who here contributed to that, and with what?)

I did, with the chapter "Deconstruct", influenced by Deconstructionist literary theory.

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
There are some new goons who have signed up, and everyone is now a contributor. I'm not sure if you get an email when your status changes? But once you are a contributor, you can post books (after posting once in this thread so we can make sure it's you).

Jenny of Oldstones
Jul 24, 2002

Queen of dragonflies
I just sent out a survey to the contributors at Goonreads (of which there are 95 now). Check your spam mail if you didn't get the link. I've already gotten some useful feedback about the site, including some ways to improve it.

Please don't be afraid to post in this thread if you have suggestions. Or even just to post a link to a book you've posted or to ask questions.

Also, we don't really need this project to be stymied by trolls. I'd suggest reporting them, ignoring them, and moving on. I've updated the OP with the caveat that we acknowledge and expect authors from a site such as Something Awful to greatly vary in many ways, including what and why they write. You basically see the same sort of breakdown at any other place that lists books without censorship, but still with some guidelines.

Not only are there thousands of people at SA but there are both a whole lot of erotica authors who are out for fun and profit, quite a few more literary types who are also successful, some awesome authors who are writing on some traditionally goon type subjects, and a smattering of authors who are still learning about covers, writing books, and so on. All these authors are welcome at Goonreads, and we're constantly trying to figure out (with tags, genres, promotions, etc.) how to best showcase books and authors. This is an ongoing feat, and it's up to the contributors to decide how things will be.

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mikoroshi
Nov 12, 2012
FingerbangMisfire told me to get in on this, since I lurk and I wrote a book. So here I am.

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