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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

pacerhimself posted:

https://youtu.be/5y3jdsCeO4U
https://youtu.be/dwxhyww83FQ
https://youtu.be/hwg1bcz3_ck
https://youtu.be/obCupuO-ig0
https://youtu.be/Sign4z5yguc

In which excerpts from Ben Shapiro's awful novel are read and mercilessly mocked.

Brett Hawthorne lmao

I'm a 245 pound, 6'5" poster in my bare feet with an avatar carved from granite. My real name is Kenny Postwell and I begin every day by pledging allegiance to the American flag that's flying in my back yard just prior to loading my weapon.

If one looks carefully at my posts, they will spot the morse code signals in there telling you all where to send me large sums of money through Pay Pal.

...

Thanks for the links. I'd heard the couple of Chapo take downs but these are new.

Zwabu posted:

*Wakes up*

*Checks news*

*Rush Limbaugh still dead*

*Sips morning coffee*

It's the little things sometimes, isn't it?

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

pacerhimself posted:

This is kind of ancillary but I ran into this and had to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCBhDj0as5E

I feel like that only enhances his words in this video for some reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHd5JDhu5A

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Angry_Ed posted:

I feel like that only enhances his words in this video for some reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHd5JDhu5A

Youtube recommended me this afterwards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxvunbIWNyI

Occasionally I have to remind myself that where we're at isn't at all normal and that even some people at Fox were pointing out the path we were headed down.

TrumpsTingle
Jan 9, 2021

Paolomania posted:

Call me when rose twitter has the backing of $8 billion/year multinational news conglomerates.

Said this to my lawyer lib bud and he didn't respond LUL

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
In other news my governor, Ron Desantis, remains a piece of poo poo

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/us/florida-desantis-limbaugh-flags/index.html

Gov. Ron DeSantis says he'll order flags flown at half-staff to honor Rush Limbaugh

CNN posted:

Florida's governor announced he'll order flags in the state flown at half-staff to honor the late conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, whom he called "an absolute legend" and "a great person."

"Once the date of interment for Rush is announced, we're going to be lowering the flags to half-staff," Gov. Ron DeSantis said Friday at a news conference in West Palm Beach.

The governor said the honor is "what we do when there's things of this magnitude."

The move doesn't seem to fit the state's flag protocol, which calls for flags to be flown at half-staff "in the event of the death of a present or former official of the Florida State government or the death of a member of the Armed Forces from Florida who dies while serving on active duty."

DeSantis said Limbaugh, a Palm Beach resident who died Wednesday at 70, "was an absolute legend, he was a friend of mine and just a great person."

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Florida) called the governor's decision "an embarrassment to Florida."
"Rush Limbaugh weaponized his platform to spread racism, xenophobia and homophobia across the nation," she said in a tweet. "His constant hateful rhetoric caused untold damage to our political landscape."

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

TrumpsTingle posted:

Said this to my lawyer lib bud and he didn't respond LUL

Held onto this for three months,did you?

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

BiggerBoat posted:

In other news my governor, Ron Desantis, remains a piece of poo poo

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/us/florida-desantis-limbaugh-flags/index.html

Gov. Ron DeSantis says he'll order flags flown at half-staff to honor Rush Limbaugh

An appropriate tribute for a man who had trouble staying erect.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

BiggerBoat posted:

In other news my governor, Ron Desantis, remains a piece of poo poo

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/us/florida-desantis-limbaugh-flags/index.html

Gov. Ron DeSantis says he'll order flags flown at half-staff to honor Rush Limbaugh

Is this going to be a televised star studded funeral ceremony? Will their be overhead helicopter shots of a funeral procession with the streets lined with an adoring throng throwing flowers before the herse?

I am imagining something like when Princess Di passed away and we got the memorial DVD and CD. What will be the equivalent of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" and who would be the singer? Does Ted Nugent have any ballads?

Rip Testes fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 21, 2021

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Rip Testes posted:

Is this going to be a televised star studded funeral ceremony? Will their be overhead helicopter shots of a funeral procession with the streets lined with an adoring throng throwing flowers before the herse?

I am imagining something like when Princess passed away and we got the memorial DVD and CD. What will be the equivalent of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" and who would be the singer? Does Ted Nugent have any ballads?

I don't know (maybe with drat Yankees) but those fuckers better not use The Pretenders' "Back to Ohio" since Limbaugh's fat rear end already ruined that awesome tune forever and it pisses me off.

Knowing these yahoos, it'll be a heavily country fried version of the star spangled banner and maybe "My Way"

Aw, who am I kidding? It'll be an orchestra led version of "Back to Ohio", won't it?

Motherfuckers.

EDIT:


pacerhimself posted:

https://youtu.be/5y3jdsCeO4U
https://youtu.be/dwxhyww83FQ
https://youtu.be/hwg1bcz3_ck
https://youtu.be/obCupuO-ig0
https://youtu.be/Sign4z5yguc

In which excerpts from Ben Shapiro's awful novel are read and mercilessly mocked.

Brett Hawthorne lmao

Do you have any more of these?

I already listened to the Chapo Trap House takedown of True Allegiance and that Stephen Seagal book and find them incredibly amusing. Plus, this way, when I get into an argument with a conservative coworker and they ask me if I've read x or y, I now say yes and can rip whatever it is completely apart.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Feb 21, 2021

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Gina Carano did the Republicans Charitygrift Speaking Tour at Shapiro's.

As expected, She's Not The Racist But Maybe You Are

quote:

In her first sit-down interview since the announcement with right-wing commentator Ben Shapiro, Carano said that she had long been “inspired by the gentle spirit of the Jewish people going through that time”.

“When I posted that it wasn’t something that I felt was controversial. It was something that I thought, well, maybe all of us need to ask ourselves how that happened.”

Insisting that the message of the post was about “[bringing] people together”, Carano added that she felt it was “not fair to the Jewish community” to “throw” the word Nazi around.
"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Can you write or call the governor the same way people typically do with a rep?

I mean, I know you CAN but is it worth a poo poo if I'm not rich or a big donor? Because gently caress Ron Desantis. The Rush Limbaugh flag poo poo has been the least of his turd trifecta this week which includes restricting mail in voting, removing drop off locations and setting up sweet Covid vaccination spots for his rich constituents. All while acting like the complete rear end in a top hat that republican voters seem to worship for some reason.

He's angling for the front runner spot in 2014 at this rate.

Any word on who might take over Limbaugh's time slot?

He left a big fat void right there in the "brainwashing truck drivers" and "cubicle radio listener" demographic. I can't think of a new lunch time/afternoon fuckwad off the top of my head that's worthy of the golden microphone.

I'm sure there will be a long list of applicants but Rush really broke built the mold, has been at it for 30 years or so and tbh was actually pretty talented at radio. All the others just followed his lead for the most part. You can't just shove in a Michael Savage or Brian Kilmeade and expect the same level of dedication and ratings. Even people that hated Rush's guts and didn't normally listen would want to tune in after Obama won in 2008 and 2012 just to hear him cry about it and hate listen.

TL/DR: gently caress Ron Desantis and gently caress Rush Limbaugh.

I can't think of anyone else besides Hannity that illicits this level of response but Sean is almost cartoonish about his bullshit while Rush at least pretended to be clever and alluded to thinking outside the box. I guess just shove Sean into the noon time slot and promote some other shill into the evening drive until you land on a combination that works?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

FilthyImp posted:

Gina Carano did the Republicans Charitygrift Speaking Tour at Shapiro's.

As expected, She's Not The Racist But Maybe You Are

Nobody tell her that the Germans were already anti-semetic for centuries, the nazis didn't make them that way. The party just pandered to existing bigotries in one-third of the population and got elected for it.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

BiggerBoat posted:

I can't think of anyone else besides Hannity that illicits this level of response but Sean is almost cartoonish about his bullshit while Rush at least pretended to be clever and alluded to thinking outside the box. I guess just shove Sean into the noon time slot and promote some other shill into the evening drive until you land on a combination that works?

Rush was also really good at faking humility despite his "talent on loan from God" poo poo. There were a lot of times when he'd talk about how he wasn't sure if he should give his opinion on something because he just didn't know enough yet, or how he was worried he'd be misinterpreted if he said something. That was all bullshit of course but it sounded good and made it sound like he was actually a really deep thinker who cared about how he was perceived, rather than just the reality of "the RWM machine hasn't figured out how to spin this yet." It's a skill a lot of his replacements aren't able to emulate.

I'm also wondering if part of the problem of replacing Rush is that a lot of people don't want to try. I can imagine people like Todd Herman or Ken Matthews aren't willing to take a risk replacing the biggest name in right wing radio when they've already got moderately comfortable gigs of their own. And of course B listers like Brett Winterble don't stand a chance.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

je1 healthcare posted:

Nobody tell her that the Germans were already anti-semetic for centuries, the nazis didn't make them that way. The party just pandered to existing bigotries in one-third of the population and got elected for it.

Also nobody tell her that people not liking your social media posts about fake election theft or that covid-19 isn't a real thing or "my pronouns are beep-boop-bop" is not the same thing as being systematically targeted for genocide by a government.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

BiggerBoat posted:

EDIT:


Do you have any more of these?

It is an unfinished read, that's all they have.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!

BiggerBoat posted:

I guess just shove Sean into the noon time slot and promote some other shill into the evening drive until you land on a combination that works?
In some ways, it doesn't matter. Part of why there is a hard time finding a replacement is that the medium itself is in trouble to the point that the only thing that thrives is the thing built on a large legacy audience. In-dash Bluetooth is going to make radio obsolete, video can be streamed at the office. The future of right-wing brainwashing is in newer media, i.e. the Tucker Carlsons, Ben Shapiros, and whoever does Joe Rogan's booking.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

pacerhimself posted:

It is an unfinished read, that's all they have.

I meant by similar minded people with podcasts. I googled "podcast funny comedians reading conservative authors" and just got lists of essential lovely CHUD books I need to read.

Also, in a development that should shock no one:

Fox Lied About Green Energy As Cause Of Texas Power Outage 128 Times In Two Days


https://www.newshounds.us/fox_lied_green_energy_cause_texas_power_outage_128_times_over_two_days

Newshounds posted:

Fox News viciously and dishonestly blamed Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and green energy 128 times in less than 48 hours.

Media Matters crunched the numbers and the results are shocking, even for me, and I’ve been keeping track of Fox lies, spin and distortions for more than a decade.

From 6:52 PM ET, February 15 – 12N February 17 (not even two full days), Media Matters counted 80 lies from Fox News and Fox Business opinion shows and 48 lies on the supposed “straight news” shows. That’s about 41 hours of programming for each network. By my calculations, it works out to a lie about every 38 minutes.

Aren't RWM pointing out that windmills and poo poo froze without reporting that everything froze and that Texas' main problem is that their self contained anti regulation power grid is the issue?

FOX NEws posted:

It seems pretty clear that a reckless reliance on windmills is the cause of this disaster.” On the February 16, edition of Fox & Friends, guest host Pete Hegseth began a segment on the Texas snowstorm by highlighting that the state’s “wind turbines are frozen solid” and then asking, “Is this what America would look like under the Green New Deal?” Numerous Fox segments ran chyrons claiming, “Frozen wind turbines cause blackouts in Texas.”

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 22, 2021

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Dominion is now suing the MyPillow guy. He hosed around and now he's about to find out, especially that "Some guy posted something on Twitter" isn't a valid defense.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/1363961280818774029

That doesn't narrow it down, you say? How about this?

CPAC Yanks Speaker After Anti-Semitic, Pro-Pizzagate Posts Surface

Still doesn't help?

What if I add the qualifier that in a room of anti-Semitic folks, Pizzagate enthusiasts and COVID deniers, this person is still an other to them, even when it full agreement on their stances.

Spoiler:
It's Young Pharaoh.

Also, this year's CPAC theme is "America Uncanceled."

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

I'm surprised CPAC isn't having the guy who wore the "6MWE" t-shirt to the failed coup give a speech. That's about where the CPAC demographic is nowadays.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Who the gently caress even IS "Young Pharaoh"?

I don't want to know, do I. Probably not.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1364024390942351362?s=21
:yosbutt:

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Spoiler:
It's Young Pharaoh.
https://twitter.com/pleizar/status/1363961639192690688

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Remember when Dinesh D'Souza was going to speak at CPAC, but then he made fun of the survivors of a school shooting? The best part was someone tweeted at CPAC saying "Yo maybe you shouldn't let this guy speak at your conference," and instead of going "Oh wow yeah that's hosed up, we'll remove him" CPAC's response was to say that Dinesh was never scheduled to speak at CPAC and claims he were were fake news, and that the reason that his picture was on the speakers list was it was an archived version of the page.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Twelve by Pies posted:

Remember when Dinesh D'Souza was going to speak at CPAC, but then he made fun of the survivors of a school shooting? The best part was someone tweeted at CPAC saying "Yo maybe you shouldn't let this guy speak at your conference," and instead of going "Oh wow yeah that's hosed up, we'll remove him" CPAC's response was to say that Dinesh was never scheduled to speak at CPAC and claims he were were fake news, and that the reason that his picture was on the speakers list was it was an archived version of the page.

Or the time they removed Milo and called the alt-right a "leftist movement"

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

:pusheen:

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

gots me a random question

for years i've heard off and on about conservatives complaining that affirmative action leads to black people getting into top tier schools like harvard and such, but because they're woefully unqualified, this leads them to dropping out in large numbers, as opposed to going to schools that would be more suitable for their qualifications (apparently it's called 'mismatch theory').

but here's the thing. the problem i have with this, is that it seems to imply black people are being forced to apply to these top tier schools against their wishes. i don't think most people would apply to somewhere like yale or stanford just for kicks. presumably they did so cause they felt they were worthy enough to do so. for argument's sake, maybe some of these people would do better at a less demanding school like UCLA or berkeley or whatever, but what does any of this have anything to do with AA? to be generous, you could argue that AA leads to taking in less qualified students, but i don't see how it would effect the composition of students in top tier schools vs. lower tier schools.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
The other flaw in that argument is that, once a student is admitted, systemic racism can still gently caress them over in other ways if it's not addressed. It's meant to be taken on faith that any time a Black student doesn't perform well, it's because they're underqualified or underprepared, but that's not the case.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Over 1/3 of students admitted to Harvard are Legacy. Meaning they only got in because of their family. I don't see anyone talking about their qualifications or how maybe they would be a better fit at a school that's more suited for them.

Tree Dude fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 24, 2021

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

considering the outright morons who get degrees from the top unis, i would venture a guess that individual academic aptitude is not the primary indicator of success

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Tree Dude posted:

Over 1/3 of students admitted to Harvard are Legacy. Meaning they only got in because of their family. I don't see anyone talking about their qualifications or how maybe they would be a better fit at a school that's more suited for them.

This. I was going to point out that affirmative action already exists for rich white people and their dumb kids and has for centuries. This is true for schools as well as the work place. I've worked in several small companies where the "sales manager" or "production manager" offered nothing more than being the child or relative of the owner.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Tree Dude posted:

Over 1/3 of students admitted to Harvard are Legacy.

holy poo poo. is that true? i knew legacies were present, but didn't realize the number was THAT high

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Yeah a stupid amount of students are legacies.

Jared Kushner’s dad bribed Harvard to get him in and despite not having the scholastic accomplishment in high school to get in on his own he didn’t fail out.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Tree Dude posted:

Over 1/3 of students admitted to Harvard are Legacy. Meaning they only got in because of their family. I don't see anyone talking about their qualifications or how maybe they would be a better fit at a school that's more suited for them.

The bolded part is not true. It IS true that "legacy" admissions (one or both parents are alumni) are a form of preference or affirmative action for alumni children in that they have a huge advantage getting in over other students with similar grades, activities etc. But it doesn't mean that many of those students wouldn't have gotten in without the legacy advantage, and it doesn't mean that a legacy applicant can have a D average and terrible scores and still get in.

It is a huge advantage though. I went to an Ivy League college (not a legacy applicant) and toured the admissions department while I was a student there, and was told that the advantage was having about twice the odds of getting in over a student with similar stats. This was decades ago so I don't know what the current situation is. I don't know how this compares to the advantage of getting in as an underrepresented minority.

The reason for "legacy" preference is alumni fundraising pure and simple. If the alumni parent gives to the school they boost the "legacy" advantage even more, no doubt. And I'm sure that the amounts matter as well. If multiple generations of the family attend that school then the likelihood is even greater that multiple generations will give money to the school.

Right wingers definitely don't seem to have an issue with this type of affirmative action especially since it usually benefits white people.

Tacier
Jul 22, 2003

Mr Interweb posted:

maybe some of these people would do better at a less demanding school like UCLA or berkeley or whatever

I hate to break it to you, but the prestige of places like Stanford and Yale doesn’t correlate 1 to 1 with their academic rigor. If you’re having trouble staying above water at Stanford, you’re not going to have any better luck at UCLA or Berkeley, in fact some would say grade inflation is more a thing at those vaunted private institutions.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


so where did they bury Rush. i just remembered hes dead and i have to take a piss

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Hihohe posted:

so where did they bury Rush. i just remembered hes dead and i have to take a piss

Just look for where the Asian human traffickers are crying and mourning a significant loss of income.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Tacier posted:

I hate to break it to you, but the prestige of places like Stanford and Yale doesn’t correlate 1 to 1 with their academic rigor. If you’re having trouble staying above water at Stanford, you’re not going to have any better luck at UCLA or Berkeley, in fact some would say grade inflation is more a thing at those vaunted private institutions.

yeah i get that. wasn't really trying to imply the Ivies are necessarily harder, but that's the argument these guys make

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
For some reason, it's hard to find stats on how likely legacy admissions are to drop out, but the only things I can find are suggesting that legacies (and athletic admissions) drop out at higher rates too, and that's with the builtin advantage of legacy students having parents with some idea of what to expect.

It's just treated as an acceptable risk for the shot at a prestigious degree, or maybe more importantly, access to the connections and internships.

Mr Interweb posted:

yeah i get that. wasn't really trying to imply the Ivies are necessarily harder, but that's the argument these guys make
It's been made in cases where legacy admissions and Ivies aren't in the picture, i.e.:

https://www.cnn.com/2015/12/13/opinions/mcwhorter-antonin-scalia-affirmative-action

quote:

At the University of California, San Diego the year before racial preferences were banned in the late ‘90s, exactly one black student out of 3,268 freshmen made honors. A few years later after students who once would have been “mismatched” to flagship schools UC Berkeley were now admitted to schools such as UC San Diego, one in five black freshmen were making honors, the same proportion as white ones.

Tacier posted:

I hate to break it to you, but the prestige of places like Stanford and Yale doesn’t correlate 1 to 1 with their academic rigor.
So much of why any of it matters in the first place is linked to stupid bullshit of how success and prestige are disconnected from the actual quality of education, especially for undergrad.

OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Feb 25, 2021

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Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

Tacier posted:

I hate to break it to you, but the prestige of places like Stanford and Yale doesn’t correlate 1 to 1 with their academic rigor. If you’re having trouble staying above water at Stanford, you’re not going to have any better luck at UCLA or Berkeley, in fact some would say grade inflation is more a thing at those vaunted private institutions.

Yeah, I know a rather modest (he actually is, no sarcasm here) fellow who did his undergrad at Harvey Mudd and got his law degree at Stanford. He later commented that his undergrad degree was twice as difficult to complete. The grade inflation thing alone is absolutely nuts.

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